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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.

Why do you know this?

TM

Hank Chinaski

08-19-2005 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you and Hank were an item,

Earlier today she posted that she doesn't respect woman who work in strip clubs. I knew then I could never bring her home to meet mom. I broke up by PM immediately.

robustpuppy

08-19-2005 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Duh -- you can't be the pregnant lady -- you ARE the pregnant lady.

It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)

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Far be it from me to poach your internet boyfriend. That is a sacred bond.

Uh huh.

Replaced_Texan

08-19-2005 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you read the piece in the Times about how studies show people personable waiters better, and that service usually isn't the prime deciding factor in tip size? It was in last week's oped section.

I do 25% if the person is exceptionally nice and super and I've loved the meal and am pretty drunk. I'll also tip way extra if I don't feel on dealing with getting change for the bills I have.

I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-19-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Done (and much better too) by The Man Show.

Done in the opposite direction on Reno 911 (put a "dead" stripper and a bunch of blood in bed with passed-out partner).

Been done so many times I can't even remember an exact reference.

TM

Well, I agree with you that the Captain but's been done. But the stripper bit has not been done in the reality TV format. And I can't find any reality TV version of the pregnant drunk bit either.

Hank Chinaski

08-19-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
the bill is $15 or less.

I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)

sebastian_dangerfield

08-19-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tip 100% at my favorite watering hole if the bill is $15 or less. The bartenders there love me.

Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.

He got fired, shockingly.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-19-2005 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not permanent.

Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).

Replaced_Texan

08-19-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope this isn't a common occurrence (that low a tab)

I'm a girl.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-19-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude, go down to the TGIFridays in West Chester on any given weekend and you'll see plenty of real pregnant women "acting" out your skit.

Nary raises an eyebrow.

Neeewww. Its got to be a joint full of high strung Guidos with cash, old rich farts and wanna be playas.

I need to get a decrepit Rittenhouse relic yelling at the pregnant drunk, followed by some Guido in a sharkskin suit bitching about how "Youuu're fuckin' up dis special dinner with my girlfriend, Candy."

dtb	08-19-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not permanent. I expect there to be some break. (Someone is switching to jockey shorts from boxers and long hot baths from showers.)

I don't get it.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

Uh huh.

What? It isn't? Now, is that any way to treat your new internet boyfriend? He has feelings, you know.

Replaced_Texan

08-19-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).

Or Dana Scully (13 or so months).

Hank Chinaski

08-19-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some friends and I had a bartender friend like that. The bill for a night of drinks for seven people would be $70. We'd give him $170.

He got fired, shockingly.

Oh. I thought she meant she only had 1 drink, but maybe there's a cheating bartender.

Or maybe she drinks really really cheap beer. I remember driving through Texas and Louisiana and seeing roadhouses with big signs advertising that they sell Falstaff.

How could a sign letting people know the main beer on tap is Falstaff bring people in? What is with the Southern mind?

robustpuppy

08-19-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe you have the gestation period of an elephant (22 months).

The mere thought of that makes me want to cry.

SlaveNoMore

08-19-2005 03:16 PM

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ThurgreedMarshall
Why do you know this?

TM

Because the TGI Fridays in West Chester is better than the one in Folcroft.