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greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 03:02 PM

Cake!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There was also some spinach involved.

Mmmmm, food.

Is cheese raw? Or can milk products not be raw because they come from an animal?
You can get raw cheese - generally it is cheese that has not been pasteurized. It may not be readily available - I think some states may not sell it because of alleged health risks.

tmdiva 06-08-2005 03:03 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Further, as the bearer of a not highly popular name (it's actually climbing now, to my amusement), it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Many days in elementary school I wished my name were Jennifer. All the Jennifers in my class were so pretty.
Avoidance of popular names is a topic on which the SFC and I differ. I've never met anyone with my name. The SFC, on the other hand, pretty much always had at least one other boy in his class with the same name. I place a pretty high value on unusualness, the SFC not so much.

And even avoiding the nationally-common is not a guarantee of unusualness, especially in places like Stumptown proper where literacy is above-average and the weird is prized. There are two little boys in our neighborhood named Solomon. And while neither Magnus's real name nor a current leading contender for No. 2's are in the top 1000, friends have friends with kids with those names. Sigh.

tm

notcasesensitive 06-08-2005 03:03 PM

Cake!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There was also some spinach involved.

Mmmmm, food.

Is cheese raw? Or can milk products not be raw because they come from an animal?
Please don't ask about cheese (and or the making thereof). You don't want to know. And Paigow might be tempted to tell you anyway.

Raw foodists do not eat animal products. No dairy whatsoever. Heck, they won't even drink pasteurized juices. No heat can be involved in the process of preparing the food.

ltl/fb 06-08-2005 03:04 PM

Cake!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can get raw cheese - generally it is cheese that has not been pasteurized. It may not be readily available - I think some states may not sell it because of alleged health risks.
No but is it a "raw food." It's my understanding that unpasteurized cheese is illegal in NY, at least. Illegal to bring into the country, too, I think.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 03:04 PM

Cake!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Dissent -- you cannot make a cake out of a vegetable. It is simply impossible. "Carrot cake" is an oxymoron.
I refuse to engage in a cake fight. I am just too full of love right now.

fynder of fact 06-08-2005 03:05 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, today is the 1373rd anniversary of Muhammad's death. Dunno if it's a cake event or not.
The appropriate honorific celebration consists of getting drunk, spewing hatred and intolerance of the infidels, killing a few for good measure. Later you should find a 6 year old to marry, but out of respect for the child you should wait until the 1376th anniversary of his death to consummate the relationship, with the understanding that since oral"sex" is not sex you may let the little one suck or lick away, as necessary and desirable.

tmdiva 06-08-2005 03:06 PM

Cake!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can get raw cheese - generally it is cheese that has not been pasteurized. It may not be readily available - I think some states may not sell it because of alleged health risks.
Raw milk cheeses are legal in the US if they've been aged long enough. There is also an underground market in non-aged raw milk products.

tm

fynder of fact 06-08-2005 03:06 PM

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robustpuppy 06-08-2005 03:06 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
And even avoiding the nationally-common is not a guarantee of unusualness, especially in places like Stumptown proper where literacy is above-average and the weird is prized. There
Are the women strong, the men good-looking, and the children above average?

Alex_de_Large 06-08-2005 03:07 PM

Detain him because he's creepy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And he looks like a murderer.

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/06...er_ny119_t.gif

On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on Fulton's kitchen floor. His head was in a pillowcase under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom.

At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?

Bill Anthony, a spokesman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question.

"Nobody asked us to detain him," Anthony said. "Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations."
A dude shows up at the border, covered in blood and weilding a bloody chainsaw, and they let him waltz right on in? Homeland security, indeed...

dtb 06-08-2005 03:07 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pauly Shore - 5'6"
I can't believe I forgot this one:

Benicio DelToro - 6'3" at least

tmdiva 06-08-2005 03:08 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I can't believe I forgot this one:

Benicio DelToro - 6'3" at least
Further cementing his place on my laminated list. Swoon.

tm

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 03:08 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are the women strong, the men good-looking, and the children above average?
The men are men, the women are too, and the sheep are afraid.

Sparklehorse 06-08-2005 03:12 PM

It's Like The DaVinci Code With 12-Foot Lizards!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Never heard of him, but his website is the perfect antidote for the somewhat sickly feeling you may experience after viewing folk-singing sister group websites.



All I can say is H.E.L.L. Y.E.A.H. I've only ever felt this way reading Sebby's late-night posts, but I think I just found me a new guru.
Last winter, I had the opportunity to overhear a conversation between an author (Mr. Free) and some polite Californians. Mr. Free was on his way to meet up with an ex-girlfriend who had been a helpful psychic channel for some period but then sadly refused to play along with him any further. He was very excited about being reunited with her.

"This book may be the most important work in contemporary spirituality as it explains how to maintain one's connection to divinity on a planet in transition!!!" - Reverend Beverly Craig, Sr. Minister, La Cresenta Church of Religous Science

Reincarnation of Edgar Cayce

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-08-2005 03:19 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Avoidance of popular names is a topic on which the SFC and I differ. I've never met anyone with my name. The SFC, on the other hand, pretty much always had at least one other boy in his class with the same name. I place a pretty high value on unusualness, the SFC not so much.

And even avoiding the nationally-common is not a guarantee of unusualness, especially in places like Stumptown proper where literacy is above-average and the weird is prized. There are two little boys in our neighborhood named Solomon. And while neither Magnus's real name nor a current leading contender for No. 2's are in the top 1000, friends have friends with kids with those names. Sigh.

tm
I always had at least one and usually two other girls in my class with my name. It blew, because, with my last name, I was never the first one who was asked what I wanted to be called, and therefore frequently got stuck with some stupid teacher-chosen nickname to "distinguish" me.

My three favorite girls names not only do not appear in the top 1000, I have not been able to discover anyone currently living in the US with any of them. Of two of those, so far as I can tell, one has been given to about 40 girls in France over the last century, the other to about 15. The third, I haven't found anyone who's used it since about the year 700 (though, given the name, I admit there's a reason for that, love it though I do).

Freakonomics has a pretty amusing section on baby naming, socio-economic status and naming trends, actually. (And I recommend it again.)

ABBAKiss 06-08-2005 03:20 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Michael Jackson (ew) - 5'9"
Does he surround himself with really short people? He always looks a lot taller than that to me.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 06-08-2005 03:21 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Evan?!?! Seriously? Wow, I was giving you credit for being a little more interesting than that, but Evan is top 50. Bo-ring.
And this is why the advice is always never to tell anyone other than your spouse the proposed name. Especially your imaginary internet friends.

RP evidently gets it . . .

BTW, from the Washington Post, how to pick a classy name.

futbol fan 06-08-2005 03:22 PM

It's Like The DaVinci Code With 12-Foot Lizards!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Reincarnation of Edgar Cayce
"Then he found that he was born on the one day of 127 years where hisastrological planetary configurations exactly matched Cayce's, with odds of 300,000 to one."

Them's some odds. Which reminds me, what's the line on the Pistons to win the series?

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2005 03:25 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Evan?!?! Seriously? Wow, I was giving you credit for being a little more interesting than that, but Evan is top 50. Bo-ring.
I have no idea if he's going to name his son Evan or not, but how exactly does the above sound to you? You should say it out loud using your kid's name sometime (even if it's not top 50 and therefore boring).

RP is right. People shouldn't tell anyone their name ideas until it is a done deal.

TM

ABBAKiss 06-08-2005 03:27 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Does he surround himself with really short people? He always looks a lot taller than that to me.
I googled this -- he is 5'10"

I really thought he seemed taller than that.

The height thing (among other things) keeps me from being attracted to people like Cruise, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, etc. Doesn't stop me from liking Colin Farrell though. I totally love Vince Vaughn -- it must be the height.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 03:27 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And this is why the advice is always never to tell anyone other than your spouse the proposed name. Especially your imaginary internet friends.

RP evidently gets it . . .

BTW, from the Washington Post, how to pick a classy name.
For the record, the only reason I commented in the first place about Str8's name choice is because it instantly made me think of Joe Millionaire, and that's not a great association.

I have a name strongly associated with a religious faith other than mine. That's been kind of annoying, and I've often wished my mother gave me a more jewish-sounding name.

The Brazenette has one of those names that was super popular when we were all growing up (which makes sense since she's named after my best friend). Despite that fact, she's never had another child in any of her classes or playgroups with her name... lots of moms, but no one her age.

paigowprincess 06-08-2005 03:28 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Fair enough. Here's my guesses about A-listers' height, male and female. These are mostly pure guesses, but having walked by him once, I swear, Cruise isn't as short as you think. Note, Ben Affleck should not be on this list. He is fairly tall, however.

Russell Crowe (1/5 of 30-odd foot = 6'?)
Will Ferrell (6'4")
Denzel Washington (6'1")
Nicole Kidman (6'0)
Tom Hanks (5'11")
Brad Pitt (5'10")
Cruise (5'9")
Matt Damon (5'9")
Harrison Ford (5'8', probably not A-list anymore)
Julia Roberts (5'7")
Jude Law (5'7", also probably not A-list)
Lollipop head (5'3")
Will Ferrell has stated he is six three but I woulda thought taller too. Tom Cruise is 5'7" on a good day. Brad Pitt is 5'8" tops, probably less.

Harrison Ford and Jude Law are very disappointing. Sucks the hotness right out of them. Have you seen Jude Law in person?

futbol fan 06-08-2005 03:29 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And this is why the advice is always never to tell anyone other than your spouse the proposed name. Especially your imaginary internet friends.

RP evidently gets it . . .

BTW, from the Washington Post, how to pick a classy name.
Today I am reading everyone's links and quoting from them until I either get some motivation to do work or get fired. I am leaning toward fired.

"Sharon Johnson and her husband, Martin, named their son, now 4, True Solomon and their daughter, now 1 1/2 , Honor Psalm."

Why not just go all the way and name the kids God's Righteous Wrath On All Fags and Jesus BoBeezus?

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2005 03:30 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, the only reason I commented in the first place about Str8's name choice is because it instantly made me think of Joe Millionaire, and that's not a great association.

I have a name strongly associated with a religious faith other than mine. That's been kind of annoying, and I've often wished my mother gave me a more jewish-sounding name.

Jesus was a Jewish name originally.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 03:31 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jesus was a Jewish name originally.
My name is not Jesus.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2005 03:33 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
OK, I can do this too:

Paul Newman - 5'7" tops
Carrie Fischer - 5'4" tops
Elle MacPherson - 5'10" at least
Kate Moss - 5'7" maybe 5'8"
Michael Jackson (ew) - 5'9"
Billy Crystal - 5'7" or so
Kevin Kline [now there's an A-lister...] - 5'10"
Phoebe Cates (they live in the neighborhood) - 5'7"ish
Michelle Pfeiffer - 5'5"
Robert Redford - 5'7" (if that)
Bernie Williams - 6'4" and HUGE (much bigger than he appears on tv)
Liam Neeson - 6'2 at least
Natasha Richardson - 5'7"
Anna Wintour - 5'3"
Laura Linney - 5'6"
Julianne Moore - 5'5" (used to live in my building)
Bernie Williams is listed at 6' 2". Although athlete listings are notoriously false, they are almost always false in the opposite direction. So, I guess we can subtract 2" from each person on your list above?

TM

ltl/fb 06-08-2005 03:34 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My name is not Jesus.
What, it's "Hey, Zeus!"? Would that be associated more with being from someplace spanish-speaking, or with christianity/catholicism?

Replaced_Texan 06-08-2005 03:35 PM

The knockout blow in the height fight
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was really hoping that was going to be a link to some kind of abstract portrait of just head/shoulders of the men in question. Damn.
I can't believe no one has called his office yet to ask how tall he is.

futbol fan 06-08-2005 03:36 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My name is not Jesus.
Mary Margaret Francis Xavier McGonagle Feldstein? Is that you, after all these years?

NotFromHere 06-08-2005 03:38 PM

Detain him because he's creepy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A dude shows up at the border, covered in blood and weilding a bloody chainsaw, and they let him waltz right on in? Homeland security, indeed...
Yeah. If only he'd had a nail file. Then those bastards would have cuffed him and thrown his ass in jail.

Not Bob 06-08-2005 03:39 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My name is not Jesus.
I have a friend whose twin brother became born again in high school. My unsaved friend used to ask his brother why he wore a "Hay-zews Cah-rez"* t-shirt to school. The brother was never amused by this, and I guess it really isn't that funny, but the dope** made us laugh hysterically.

Uh, anyway.

*That would be "Jesus Cares" -- a slogan that was then-popular with the born again. Now it seems that the saved wear shirts attacking gay marriage with cites to Leviticus.

**"Why do you think they call it *dope* you idiots? I'll be laughing when you're both burning in hell!"

NotFromHere 06-08-2005 03:41 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bernie Williams is listed at 6' 2". Although athlete listings are notoriously false, they are almost always false in the opposite direction. So, I guess we can subtract 2" from each person on your list above?

TM
True. The NFL lists Jeff Garcia (yes, him again) as
Jeff Garcia — Height: 6-1 / Weight 195
HA! No freakin way he's 6-1. Maybe in his cleats. 195? Doubtful. Unless he's "heavier than people think he is." And I think he's 180-185 after a big dinner.

notcasesensitive 06-08-2005 03:41 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I always had at least one and usually two other girls in my class with my name. It blew, because, with my last name, I was never the first one who was asked what I wanted to be called, and therefore frequently got stuck with some stupid teacher-chosen nickname to "distinguish" me.

My three favorite girls names not only do not appear in the top 1000, I have not been able to discover anyone currently living in the US with any of them. Of two of those, so far as I can tell, one has been given to about 40 girls in France over the last century, the other to about 15. The third, I haven't found anyone who's used it since about the year 700 (though, given the name, I admit there's a reason for that, love it though I do).

Freakonomics has a pretty amusing section on baby naming, socio-economic status and naming trends, actually. (And I recommend it again.)
I just discovered that my name actually is on the Top 1000 list for 2000-2004, though it is lower than a couple of the similar alternatives. The fact that it made the list shocks me somewhat, because it is quite unusual. I'll have to check whether it was on the list or not in the 70's. I'd guess no.

I disliked my name somewhat when I was growing up. Mainly just because of the common mispronounciation problem. Now I really really like it. If I were a celebrity, I would only use my first name. That is harder to accomplish in the legal world, it seems.

I have noticed though that it seems more common and accepted for girls to be given unusual names than it is for boys. I'm not sure why this is. I've never dated a guy with a name that was not in the top 50.

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2005 03:42 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bernie Williams is listed at 6' 2". Although athlete listings are notoriously false, they are almost always false in the opposite direction. So, I guess we can subtract 2" from each person on your list above?

TM
Shhhhh! her husband has convinced he's 6 feet tall. and that throws the rest off.

paigowprincess 06-08-2005 03:42 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oooh ooh ooh, how exciting, here are mine:

Geraldo Rivera: short and hairy

Jerry Seinfeld (pre-Seinfeld): short, thin, single, and neat, and yes, has a matter of fact, he was wearing size 31 Levi's, with a tucked in, button-down shirt tucked in

Kirk Cameron: medium

Kirk Cameron's wife: taller than Kirk, and very pretty

Sting: short, and taut, and lithe, with really piercing eyes and a quick smile

Tracy Ullman: she was sitting down, but her hair was shiny, and she was cute

Joe Lockhart: doughy and not short

Ari Fleischer: short and thin and not hot

Ari Fleischer's wife: hot, in a shake-your-head, "she's procreating with HIM?" kind of way

Greta Van Susteren and Wolf Blitzer: exactly like you'd expect. Greta was not vain at all. A big tennis fan. Wolf was quite vain.

Alan Greenspan: short and thin and hunched and old and as muppet-like as those WSJ drawings would lead you to believe

Some SEC dude who left the year before last: fat and hairy and wearing ill-fitting clothes, and eating with his elbows on the table.

Some NBC news guy named David somebody: tall, thin, and very speedy in his movements

Anderson Cooper: short, thin, bad skin, but still cute, and a little harried


By short, I mean, not as tall as I am. Medium means maybe about as tall as I am. Not short means maybe taller than I am. It's all about me and my height, you see.

I'm sure I've seen lots of other famous for Washington types, but I either don't recognize them, or can't recall their names, or otherwise don't give a shit.
OK

Chris Farley: Fat and maybe 5'10"

Kato Kailen: Tight, schlong hugging pants and 5'10 or 11

Sandra Bernhard- pregnant and seated but not small
The guy who played Arliss- Fat, 5'8" , Shitty actor5

Pete Sampras- talking to Tennis Yoko in seven series BMW, left a waft of stink behind him, 6'1

Kate Hudson= chain smoking anorexic mom. My sister was very disappointed.

Steve Buscemi- seated, but appeared short and slightly annoyed.

Ba Ba Booey= High fives, very nice.

Mel Gibson- approaching midget

Ron Howard- very tall

the guy who coached the Knicks and then the Heat- tall.

Stephanie Seymour- tall and anorexic

Richard Gere- 5'9 or 10" and very nice

Greg Brady- schleppy looking.

James Woods- pockmarked.

and

Fabio- maybe six feet, highlights and gayer than cheese. very nice. has his own cereal special at the cajun place on sunset.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 03:44 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My name is not Jesus.
Bambi?

dtb 06-08-2005 03:45 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Does [Michael Jackson] surround himself with really short people? He always looks a lot taller than that to me.
Certainly someone has already taken this overhead smash, but, do you really need to ask this?

I think maybe your TITS are impeding your brain function.

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2005 03:45 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bambi?
forhskihn

robustpuppy 06-08-2005 03:50 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have noticed though that it seems more common and accepted for girls to be given unusual names than it is for boys. I'm not sure why this is. I've never dated a guy with a name that was not in the top 50.
That's easy. Boys are carriers of the family name, and reputation, and traditional (i.e, recurring) names make them seem more likely to succeed. That's why boys' names are more stable. Girls are more like accessories. Pretty, trend-following names make them seem more attractive to successful men. Traditional names make them seem old. My grandmother's name was Mildred. That seems to heavy and depression-era to dump on a cute little pixie.

dtb 06-08-2005 03:51 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bernie Williams is listed at 6' 2". Although athlete listings are notoriously false, they are almost always false in the opposite direction. So, I guess we can subtract 2" from each person on your list above?

TM
You can do whatever you like. They are just guesses based on being up close (relatively, in most cases) to the person, and estimating based on their tallitude or shortitude compared to mine.

Maybe Bernie seemed taller because he's so damned big. He seems almost slender on tv, but up close, he's enormous (I don't mean fat, just really strong looking).


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