LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her PMing people about how you're hung like a mushroom is not "publication." Besides, we're all authorized recipients of the information.

Dismissed, with costs.

God damnit.

Diet coke. Keyboard. Jacket.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-18-2005 05:30 PM

Damn

Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-18-2005 05:31 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most blogs have very small readership.

Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-18-2005 05:31 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?

Usually the note under the door from the upstairs neighbor confirms that the answer to this is "yes".

robustpuppy

05-18-2005 05:32 PM

Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.

"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?

bilmore

05-18-2005 05:32 PM

Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can you go back to talking about math? This shit is making me horny and I am determined to keep my no-sex vow. fuck.

Don't worry, your vow is safe. You've got a chipped nail, right? No dude is gonna get past that.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-18-2005 05:33 PM

Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Hung like a mushroom" is making you horny?

yes

paigowprincess

05-18-2005 05:33 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

No, what I asid was that the whole scene was so bizarre I thought I must have taken mushrooms.

Replaced_Texan

05-18-2005 05:34 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sounds like someone's a bit jealous. You still have that Don't Become The Office Slut policy in place?

She fucking cheated by leaking her URL to Wonkette.

Sidd Finch

05-18-2005 05:34 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The crush is back.

(Even though you're repulsed by me. Call me in February, okay?!)

Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February?

LessinSF

05-18-2005 05:35 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If a woman has many sexual partners but none of them knows about the others, does she make any noise?

Speaking of which, how goes it with the neighbors, ABBA?

robustpuppy

05-18-2005 05:36 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Does this mean we have to listen to your hormonal rants all the way until February?

Not if you fucking choke on the maraschino cherry in one of your frou-frou drinkie poos before then, sweetums.

Sidd Finch

05-18-2005 05:36 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
This dude is stupid. If he were in private practice, he would perhaps remember the reason why lawyers tend not to sue clients on unpaid legal bills . . .

Because they tell everyone about your spanking fetish?

Replaced_Texan

05-18-2005 05:37 PM

Damn

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
yes

Portabello or morrel?

Aw, fuck. I now know what I'm going to do with the spare vibrator. It needs to come to the office.

SlaveNoMore

05-18-2005 05:37 PM

How embarrassing

Quote:

paigowprincess
More like the Bayesdow effect. Not everyone was privvy to the body stubble. Who wants to trap that?