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what does this mean?

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Heat is supposed to diminish motility. It was along the lines of "if he knocks me up again right away, I'll kill him."
Very clever, hussy.

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Off my corner ho. I'll be the pregnant lady, but only if SD knocks me up personally.

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I've found that the more you do this, the less your bill tends to be. I guess it is technically stealing on the wait staff's part, but what am I supposed to do? Not tip big?

TM

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Ladies, ladies...

I believe sd made it clear that he's looking for a FRIEND to wear a FAKE PREGNANCY SUIT. So if you really want sd to knock you up, you're out of the running.

I'm so misunderstood.

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Dude, if you want to meet AI, everyone knows he hangs out in the TGIFRidays on Cityline Avenue.

Oh, my bad... you were scouting fresh Denises at West Chester U. Nice. With all that shaving, they probably buy that story about how you're visiting from NYU.

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How is that different from any other thought?

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That, I understand. Hell, I'd lend you the murder weapon.


What?!?

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You are nothing if not kind and generous.

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I understood you. And gwinky seems to be AWOL today. Care to be my stand-in internet girlfriend until she returns? My internet piece on the side?



(ET capitalize AWOL because I know dbt cares about this sort of thing.)

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Polk I can understand but Bose? BOSE?! WTF?

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WOULD I? I can't believe you even have to ask.

GWNC will understand -- in fact, I think she'd approve, even.

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I'm just all choked up anyone would assume I can shoot live rounds anymore...

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A guy with a hairlip goes into a strip bar. He sees a beautiful dancer who has a fake eye. Made of wood. But this guy doesn't care about her handicap. He's checkin' out her sexy body. So he spends most of the day, and all of his paycheck getting lap dances from her. At the end of her shift, the stripper asks the guy "Would you like to take me home?" The guy says "WOULD I!" And the dancer says "Well fuck you, ya hairlip bastard!"

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Well, at the bar I go to, the barstaff either own the bar or are married to the guy who owns the bar. However they want to work it out, they'll work it out. They just had a baby last Monday night, so I think tips are up considerably this week.