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ABBAKiss 06-08-2005 03:53 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by dtb
Certainly someone has already taken this overhead smash, but, do you really need to ask this?

I think maybe your TITS are impeding your brain function.
I thought it was funny. Children are short.....

notcasesensitive 06-08-2005 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's easy. Boys are carriers of the family name, and reputation, and traditional (i.e, recurring) names make them seem more likely to succeed. That's why boys' names are more stable. Girls are more like accessories. Pretty, trend-following names make them seem more attractive to successful men. Traditional names make them seem old. My grandmother's name was Mildred. That seems to heavy and depression-era to dump on a cute little pixie.
An update - I'm sure you are all riveted. My name was on the top 1000 for the year I was born, but just barely (in the 900-1000 range). It is several hundred places higher on the list today. Yes, I'm that much of a trendsetter. Carry on.

Alex_de_Large 06-08-2005 03:54 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK

Chris Farley: Fat and maybe 5'10"

Kato Kailen: Tight, schlong hugging pants and 5'10 or 11

Sandra Bernhard- pregnant and seated but not small
The guy who played Arliss- Fat, 5'8" , Shitty actor5

Pete Sampras- talking to Tennis Yoko in seven series BMW, left a waft of stink behind him, 6'1

Kate Hudson= chain smoking anorexic mom. My sister was very disappointed.

Steve Buscemi- seated, but appeared short and slightly annoyed.

Ba Ba Booey= High fives, very nice.

Mel Gibson- approaching midget

Ron Howard- very tall

the guy who coached the Knicks and then the Heat- tall.

Stephanie Seymour- tall and anorexic

Richard Gere- 5'9 or 10" and very nice

Greg Brady- schleppy looking.

James Woods- pockmarked.

and

Fabio- maybe six feet, highlights and gayer than cheese. very nice. has his own cereal special at the cajun place on sunset.
I ran into Danny DeVito at his daughter's college graduation a couple of weeks ago (my cousin was graduating from the same school). He appeared shorter than his reputed 5 feet.

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-08-2005 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have noticed though that it seems more common and accepted for girls to be given unusual names than it is for boys. I'm not sure why this is. I've never dated a guy with a name that was not in the top 50.
It certainly seems true, and I'm not sure why, either. Maybe there's an assumption that girls don't need to be taken as seriously, so you can have more fun with them. That response sets my bullshit detector off, but I can't think of anything better.

The only guys I've dated with unusual names had surnames as first names. One of those names is now wildly popular, but it wasn't about 20 years ago.

Flinty_McFlint 06-08-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
An update - I'm sure you are all riveted. My name was on the top 1000 for the year I was born, but just barely (in the 900-1000 range). It is several hundred places higher on the list today. Yes, I'm that much of a trendsetter. Carry on.
I'm still not naming my next daughter "Receptacle".

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-08-2005 03:59 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I ran into Danny DeVito at his daughter's college graduation a couple of weeks ago (my cousin was graduating from the same school). He appeared shorter than his reputed 5 feet.
I understand from a guy who used to work with him (when he was a hairdresser before he took up acting) that he is 4'10" in his shoes.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bambi?
Only if I'm from the five towns area.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-08-2005 03:59 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Does he surround himself with really short people? He always looks a lot taller than that to me.
http://www.whitechapelchurch.com/Eve...f%20praise.jpg

(Is this a whiff?)

TM

dtb 06-08-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I disliked my name somewhat when I was growing up. Mainly just because of the common mispronounciation problem. Now I really really like it. If I were a celebrity, I would only use my first name. That is harder to accomplish in the legal world, it seems.
Ha! and 2 (for my own name, that is -- I didn't have a view on your name in the 70's - and for the record, my view on your name is "three thumbs up!"). Actually, I like your name way better than mine. In fact, if I were a celebrity, I think I'd change my name to yours. Not only that, I think I'm going to start insisting people call me by your first name. Only the first name. I'm going with no last name, difficulty-to-accomplish be damned!!!

All my elementary school teachers totally butchered my name, despite my correcting them countless times. I've since stopped bothering to correct people (sometime during college, I think), and now when people discover they have been mispronouncing my name, they get all uppity and shit.

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have noticed though that it seems more common and accepted for girls to be given unusual names than it is for boys. I'm not sure why this is. I've never dated a guy with a name that was not in the top 50.
2 again! If I had girls, there are loads of names that I think would be nice, but with boys, options are limited. We could have gone with Solomon (a name I rather like), but it happens to be the surname of an ex-boyfriend that mr.dtb is rather (and without cause) sensitive about, so that was out. Our boys have very common names. The thing is, everyone tries to be so unusual, that the "basics" are the new unusual! I realize now that I'm so ahead of the curve, it's frightening. {{shudder}} (I just scared myself.)

Replaced_Texan 06-08-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's easy. Boys are carriers of the family name, and reputation, and traditional (i.e, recurring) names make them seem more likely to succeed. That's why boys' names are more stable. Girls are more like accessories. Pretty, trend-following names make them seem more attractive to successful men. Traditional names make them seem old. My grandmother's name was Mildred. That seems to heavy and depression-era to dump on a cute little pixie.
Dorothy and Edward
Gloria and Gumecindo

Of my grandparents names, I'd most likely to choose Gloria for my little kid were I inclined to try to keep up tradition.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-08-2005 04:02 PM

Racy FB Sex Dream
 
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Originally posted by dtb
I'll just get straight to the "good stuff" because the surrounding circumstances were entirely too detailed in bizarre to get into, and they're just not that interesting.

So, my internet boyfriend (that would be Shape Shifter for those of you keeping score at home) and I planned a rendez-vous at this high-school track meet so that we could make out and stuff. Now, though I was overwhelmed with desire during this making out/feeling up interlude, I felt it wouldn't be quite right for me to actually do the sex with my internet boyfriend in a public place (what with my being married and all), I procured him a substitute for the actual sex-having. The substitute was Gwen Stefani. [WTF?] I am so in contention for internet-girlfriend-of-the-year. Can I get a "hell, yeah"?

We then made a plan to meet later in his old apartment (as opposed to his new apartment - just upstairs from the old one) for the actual sex part. That part was off-camera though.
That sounds like a fun dream.

As I sit here today*, I can't recall ever having a dream about the FB or FB people. Am I the only one?

*I am still waiting for paigow to finish her search of my posts over at infirm to confirm.

ABBAKiss 06-08-2005 04:02 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.whitechapelchurch.com/Eve...f%20praise.jpg

(Is this a whiff?)

TM
Yes. Though I also really did think he was taller than that.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-08-2005 04:02 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess

Harrison Ford and Jude Law are very disappointing. Sucks the hotness right out of them. Have you seen Jude Law in person?
Someone told me Jude Law looks like a very handsome man who was put in a clothes dryer on "hot" and then taken out an hour later, shrinky-dinked.

Flinty_McFlint 06-08-2005 04:03 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by dtb

2 again! If I had girls, there are loads of names that I think would be nice, but with boys, options are limited. We could have gone with Solomon (a name I rather like), but it happens to be the surname of an ex-boyfriend that mr.dtb is rather (and without cause) sensitive about, so that was out. Our boys have very common names. The thing is, everyone tries to be so unusual, that the "basics" are the new unusual! I realize now that I'm so ahead of the curve, it's frightening. {{shudder}} (I just scared myself.)
I think its cool that you're cool with bisexuality. Cool.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:03 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by dtb



2 again! If I had girls, there are loads of names that I think would be nice, but with boys, options are limited. We could have gone with Solomon (a name I rather like), but it happens to be the surname of an ex-boyfriend that mr.dtb is rather (and without cause) sensitive about, so that was out. Our boys have very common names. The thing is, everyone tries to be so unusual, that the "basics" are the new unusual! I realize now that I'm so ahead of the curve, it's frightening. {{shudder}} (I just scared myself.)
Before the Brazenette's gender was determined, we decided that we would name the little fetus after my grandfather if it turned out to have two x's rather than an x and a y. My grandfather's name was Abraham and we settled on Braham as a reasonably modern take on the name. My mother was apalled.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-08-2005 04:03 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
It certainly seems true, and I'm not sure why, either. Maybe there's an assumption that girls don't need to be taken as seriously, so you can have more fun with them. That response sets my bullshit detector off, but I can't think of anything better.
You can't be serious.

Shape Shifter 06-08-2005 04:03 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
forhskihn
Diane.

ltl/fb 06-08-2005 04:04 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I just discovered that my name actually is on the Top 1000 list for 2000-2004, though it is lower than a couple of the similar alternatives. The fact that it made the list shocks me somewhat, because it is quite unusual. I'll have to check whether it was on the list or not in the 70's. I'd guess no.

I disliked my name somewhat when I was growing up. Mainly just because of the common mispronounciation problem. Now I really really like it. If I were a celebrity, I would only use my first name. That is harder to accomplish in the legal world, it seems.

I have noticed though that it seems more common and accepted for girls to be given unusual names than it is for boys. I'm not sure why this is. I've never dated a guy with a name that was not in the top 50.
My name has been in the top 1000 for the last 15 years, at least, but has never cracked the top 500. Which is why people frequently think I have some other name that kinda sorta sounds similar to it and is much more common. I am happy to go along with that name at Starbucks and Baja Fresh.

ltl/fb 06-08-2005 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Before the Brazenette's gender was determined, we decided that we would name the little fetus after my grandfather if it turned out to have two x's rather than an x and a y. My grandfather's name was Abraham and we settled on Braham as a reasonably modern take on the name. My mother was apalled.
Uh, you were going to name it after your grandfather if it was a girl, but not if it was a boy?

Abraham is much, much better than Braham. Braham sounds like Brahmin.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
We could have gone with Solomon (a name I rather like), but it happens to be the surname of an ex-boyfriend that mr.dtb is rather (and without cause) sensitive about, so that was out.
Rick Solomon?

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by dtb


All my elementary school teachers totally butchered my name, despite my correcting them countless times. I've since stopped bothering to correct people (sometime during college, I think), and now when people discover they have been mispronouncing my name, they get all uppity and shit.

I think I may have told this story before, but I'm not sure.

On my second day of Property class in law school, my scarily-socratic Property professor called on me, misprounouncing my last name in a very common way. Along the lines of "Miss Brah-zen... Am I pronouncing that correctly?" Dumbstruck with fear, I nodded. And spent the rest of my first year as "Miss Brah-zen". Towards the end of that year, my mother had ocassion to come to the law school building, looking for me and asked a classmate of mine if she knew where she might find Bold n' Bray-zen. My law school classmate pointed her towards my carrel in the library and then grabbed her by the elbow, whispering to her "You do know she pronounces it Brah-zen, don't you?"

Oh, how we laughed.

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2005 04:08 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm still not naming my next daughter "Receptacle".
you shouldn't. no one names their daughters after the mom's name.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:09 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, you were going to name it after your grandfather if it was a girl, but not if it was a boy?

Abraham is much, much better than Braham. Braham sounds like Brahmin.
Damn, I always fuck that up.

confidential to spookyfish: You may commence laughing at me now.

tmdiva 06-08-2005 04:09 PM

Baby Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, you were going to name it after your grandfather if it was a girl, but not if it was a boy?

Abraham is much, much better than Braham. Braham sounds like Brahmin.
How would you have pronounced Braham? BRAY-um? Bruh-HAM? Bram?

tm

greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 04:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, you were going to name it after your grandfather if it was a girl, but not if it was a boy?

Abraham is much, much better than Braham. Braham sounds like Brahmin.
How would you pronounce Braham? And wasn't Abraham's name Bram or something like that before God renamed him Abraham? So I don't understand the appallment (if that is a word).

ltl/fb 06-08-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My name has been in the top 1000 for the last 15 years, at least, but has never cracked the top 500. Which is why people frequently think I have some other name that kinda sorta sounds similar to it and is much more common. I am happy to go along with that name at Starbucks and Baja Fresh.
Huh. It was in the top 250 the year I was born. I guess I have encountered it a couple times, but I'm surprised by that. Maybe there are more in areas of the country other than the ones I have spent most of my time in.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
How would you have pronounced Braham? BRAY-um? Bruh-HAM? Bram?

tm
It would have rhymed with graham, as in the cracker.

tmdiva 06-08-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How would you pronounce Braham? And wasn't Abraham's name Bram or something like that before God renamed him Abraham? So I don't understand the appallment (if that is a word).
I think he was Abram before.

tm

paigowprincess 06-08-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Avoidance of popular names is a topic on which the SFC and I differ. I've never met anyone with my name. The SFC, on the other hand, pretty much always had at least one other boy in his class with the same name. I place a pretty high value on unusualness, the SFC not so much.

And even avoiding the nationally-common is not a guarantee of unusualness, especially in places like Stumptown proper where literacy is above-average and the weird is prized. There are two little boys in our neighborhood named Solomon. And while neither Magnus's real name nor a current leading contender for No. 2's are in the top 1000, friends have friends with kids with those names. Sigh.

tm
Just please, for the love of god, do not name your kid Holden, Taylor or. if a girl, Kaitlin (or whatever variable spellings one may come up with). Its all I ask and its the least you coud do for me.

I personally am into old school names. I like the uncommon as I bear an uncommon one as well (that has become in vogue unfortunately). I have great aunts named Edith, Beatrice and Teddy (her Ziegfield Follies showgirl stage name but i dig it). I also like Maude quite a bit. Maybe something in a Mavis?

And str8, may I suggest Ely over Evan? Evan sounds like the schlubby, skinny debate camp wuss who went to Yale and became a name dropper in Hollywood who tried to make a buck ripping off the fans.

Shape Shifter 06-08-2005 04:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
How would you have pronounced Braham? BRAY-um? Bruh-HAM? Bram?

tm
Ham. It's a silent bra.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-08-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I think he was Abram before.

tm
Right. I am thinking of the Stone Angel with Hagar and Bram. Damn you, Margaret Lawrence!

fwiw, I love the name Hagar. I wouldn't name my kid it though, for one reason which I won't say and the other reason is that kids would call her "hag" or something. Maybe I will name my next cat "Hagar." If my next cat is a boy, I will name him "Chairman Meow." Just fyi.

Not Bob 06-08-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How would you pronounce Braham? And wasn't Abraham's name Bram or something like that before God renamed him Abraham? So I don't understand the appallment (if that is a word).
If memory serves, he was Abram, right?

Anyway, I hate my name. Which is why I am Not Bob instead of, well, Bob.

(Was also considering "The Anti-Bob" and "Anything But Bob" as my infirm moniker.)

tmdiva 06-08-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It would have rhymed with graham, as in the cracker.
Aren't there regional differences on this? Some say GRAY-um and some Gram.

Not that it makes that much difference.

tm

robustpuppy 06-08-2005 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It would have rhymed with graham, as in the cracker.
And you're picking on Evan?

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-08-2005 04:16 PM

Celeb height - first hand estimates
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, today is the 1373rd anniversary of Muhammad's death. Dunno if it's a cake event or not.
Interesting. I just ate a cupcake that someone brought to work. I had no idea what the occassion was. Thanks for the info.

paigowprincess 06-08-2005 04:16 PM

Baby Names
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I always had at least one and usually two other girls in my class with my name. It blew, because, with my last name, I was never the first one who was asked what I wanted to be called, and therefore frequently got stuck with some stupid teacher-chosen nickname to "distinguish" me.

My three favorite girls names not only do not appear in the top 1000, I have not been able to discover anyone currently living in the US with any of them. Of two of those, so far as I can tell, one has been given to about 40 girls in France over the last century, the other to about 15. The third, I haven't found anyone who's used it since about the year 700 (though, given the name, I admit there's a reason for that, love it though I do).

Freakonomics has a pretty amusing section on baby naming, socio-economic status and naming trends, actually. (And I recommend it again.)
This sounds right up my alley. Link, please.

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And you're picking on Evan?
Only the Joe Millionaire one...

Oh, and suck it.

Hank Chinaski 06-08-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right. I am thinking of the Stone Angel with Hagar and Bram. Damn you, Margaret Lawrence!

fwiw, I love the name Hagar. I wouldn't name my kid it though, for one reason which I won't say and the other reason is that kids would call her "hag" or something. Maybe I will name my next cat "Hagar." If my next cat is a boy, I will name him "Chairman Meow." Just fyi.
The only Hagar I've heard is that bad viking comic. But there its a boy's name.

http://members.aol.com/lshauser/haghor1a.jpg

bold_n_brazen 06-08-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Aren't there regional differences on this? Some say GRAY-um and some Gram.

Not that it makes that much difference.

tm
I say the former. So I guess that's the one I meant.

Flinty_McFlint 06-08-2005 04:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you shouldn't. no one names their daughters after the mom's name.
Your opening hand requirements have become way too low. You need to tighten up and wait for a better hand to play.


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