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Not Bob 09-12-2005 07:18 PM

Dibs on the office.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Bitch, please. Waah, waah, waah. Besides the "Major Indoor Soccer League," a misnomer on so many levels, if there ever was one, it's been a drought of forty-one freaking years without a championship in this town. Zip. Zero. Nada. Not. a. sausage. And this between three major sports. Oh sure, we've been within one freaking out within the last eight years, but as usual DE-nied.

So forgive me if I am less than sympathetic to your plight.
Well, you *did* have Corbin Berensen playing third base. What did you expect?

Not Bob 09-12-2005 07:20 PM

Aeon flux remake
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
Well, yes, except for her.
She's no Ashley Judd, but I am [insert joke using "Aeon flux" as a verb here].

She looks good as a brunette.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-12-2005 07:38 PM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


If a player signs a long term contract that isn't worth much and far exceeds the team's expectations, he's supposed to honor the contract? That's some bullshit. And the teams screaming and yelling about players honoring their contracts is a steaming pile of bullshit. But it must be magical because you seem to think it tastes great.

TM
your argument would be a lot better if they didn't get a large part of the money in a signing bonus. Then it would be mediocre. Players don't sign long-term contracts for $100k. They sign them for big bucks, and then get pissed that their training partner on another team got even bigger bucks, because he signed a month or a year later.

str8outavannuys 09-12-2005 07:51 PM

Not that anyone cares...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why do you think my question is insincere, and where do I find a coffee-swilling CAA stooge, and how close to there, exactly? BH generally, or that part of BH, or some part of LA close to that end of BH?

Ooooh, guidance counselor at BHHS?
I think that's more your speed -- you could meet with your pick of senior boys (2 at a time!) to discuss their career prospects, work with them on developing certain skill sets, interview technique, etc. etc.

str8outavannuys 09-12-2005 07:55 PM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I guarantee you, if Brett Favre (and I couldn't be more sick of the coverage of him and his fucking Hurricaned family) determined he was underpaid and took it to the press after playing injured in the Superbowl, he'd be labeled a warrior and the Salsburies of the world would suck his dick harder and longer than they currently do (if that is even possible).

TM

(And no, I'm not whiffing. I get it. I just wanted to get that off my chest.)
If they didn't have an enormous home field advantage, the Packers might go 0-16 this year. I thought that even before Javon Walker was lost for the season. As it is, probably 5-11 with no road wins.

SlaveNoMore 09-12-2005 08:01 PM

Aeon flux remake
 
Quote:

Replaced_Texan
I think this casting was announced two, maybe three years ago...
Actually, it was two years, two hundred ninety six days, four hours and five minutes ago.

http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/aeon_flux_4181.jpg

str8outavannuys 09-12-2005 08:02 PM

Aeon flux remake
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think this casting was announced two, maybe three years ago...
Not to mention having a regular poster here who did most of the stateside legal work* for the movie.

*Which, after doing the actor, director and producer contracts, mostly consisting of telling the German lawyers who negotiated the location and equipment agreements that "hey, I don't read German, but I'm sure you're doing a kick-ass job."

pony_trekker 09-12-2005 09:18 PM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TO is a jackass, no question. And he's an idiot as well. But there are a couple of things that come to mind every time they cover his story and he doesn't open his mouth.

1. Teams cut players all the fucking time. Yez, I know the signing bonuses do an end-around, to a certain extent, the no-guranteed money nature of the business, but they are still at such an advantage, that I never automatically jump on a player when he holds out.

2. TO played his ass off for them last year and played damn well.

3. TO busted his ass to make it back in time for the Superbowl when neither he nor the team could find one doctor that would (i) say he would be ready to play or (ii) clear him to play. When his team needed him most, he worked harder than anyone else to come back and contribute. And he played great.

4. The Eagles made him sign a waiver freeing them from responsibility for playing in the Super Bowl. They essentially said, "We'd love to have you play, but if you hurt yourself, we're not taking any responsibility and you're on your fucking own." He signed it. And he did as much for the team as he did for himself.

5. His salary is below market for the level of player he is. Of course, he might want to take a step back and see that he isn't making what he should be making because he is such a risk to be a pain in the ass. And his latest round of bullshit is why he makes what he does. But, that ain't gonna happen.

\ . . .
6. And Philly is a broke dick team in a broke dick city that ain't never won and ain't never gonna win shit.

bilmore 09-12-2005 11:56 PM

If you wondered...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. Loss of power at a law firm for one hour translates into a 2-3 hour loss of productivity. At least.
Just yell at that damn associate. Power games are simpler than you think.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-13-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Honestly, it probably comes down to the reviewer's experience in those cities. For example, I think that objectively, Florence is probably the nicer city, but objectively, I had a much better time in Barcelona. I was the ugliest person in Spain the day I set foot there. The Barcelonians (?) were just born to have a good time. It's like they were professional partiers. If you can arrange to stay in a flat with a bunch of beautiful University of Barcelona students with low standards, I highly highly recommend it.
Will they set a good example for my children? Best they learn the importance of good grooming and the right fashion sense at a young age.

bold_n_brazen 09-13-2005 08:23 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
6. And Philly is a broke dick team in a broke dick city that ain't never won and ain't never gonna win shit.
Translation: I'm from Trenton.

spookyfish 09-13-2005 08:50 AM

Dibs on the office.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, you *did* have Corbin Berensen playing third base. What did you expect?
They should have gotten Jobu that live chicken, too. That made all the difference.

spookyfish 09-13-2005 08:50 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Translation: I'm from Trenton.
Ooh. Burn.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-13-2005 10:13 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
your argument would be a lot better if they didn't get a large part of the money in a signing bonus. Then it would be mediocre. Players don't sign long-term contracts for $100k. They sign them for big bucks, and then get pissed that their training partner on another team got even bigger bucks, because he signed a month or a year later.
Your argument would be a lot better if you didn't ignore the fact that contracts can be terminated without cause by only one side.

Sure both sides sign bad contracts. Sure the market shifts after they've signed what they thought were good contracts. But only one side is expected to respect their agreement. And that is bullshit.

The guaranteed money that comes with the signing bonus has addressed this problem to some extent, but you arguing that the teams, relative to the players, aren't at a huge advantage is just ridiculous.

Now, if you argued that teams have to be able to terminate long, large contracts because of how risky football is, it would be a different story. But then I would ask why the players should bear that risk, especially when their careers are so short.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-13-2005 10:18 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Sure both sides sign bad contracts. Sure the market shifts after they've signed what they thought were good contracts. But only one side is expected to respect their agreement. And that is bullshit.

TM
There's no rule against guaranteed contracts in the NFL; the players don't push for them because the money is less.

Regardless, I have a really hard time ginning up sympathy for players who make millions to do what many of us, as kids, dreamed of doing, even for free.

bold_n_brazen 09-13-2005 10:19 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Ooh. Burn.
Translation: I wish I was from Trenton.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-13-2005 10:21 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Translation: I wish I was from Trenton.
Confidential to b n'b: "were"

Quick, fix it before a certain someone checks the board!!

dtb 09-13-2005 10:25 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Confidential to b n'b: "were"

Quick, fix it before a certain someone checks the board!!
Too late.

(you know you're my favorite, right?)

spookyfish 09-13-2005 10:34 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Translation: I wish I was from Trenton.
Translation: I'm from Newark.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-13-2005 10:41 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Everyone knows my stance on penguins.* Why the fuck can't the Christian right leave the things I like alone? These brainwashed motherfuckers have absolutely lost control of their small, closed, flawed minds.

Here are some interesting quotes about how they interpret March of the Penguins.

On the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com, an opponent of abortion wrote that the movie "verified the beauty of life and the rightness of protecting it."

At a conference for young Republicans, the editor of National Review urged participants to see the movie because it promoted monogamy. A widely circulated Christian magazine said it made "a strong case for intelligent design."

[COLOR=sky blue]To Andrew Coffin, writing in the widely circulated Christian publication World Magazine, that is a winning argument for the theory that life is too complex to have arisen through random selection.

"That any one of these eggs survives is a remarkable feat - and, some might suppose, a strong case for intelligent design," he wrote. "It's sad that acknowledgment of a creator is absent in the examination of such strange and wonderful animals. But it's also a gap easily filled by family discussion after the film."[/color]

"Some of the circumstances they experienced seemed to parallel those of Christians," he said of the penguins. "The penguin is falling behind, is like some Christians falling behind. The path changes every year, yet they find their way, is like the Holy Spirit."

Mr. Hunt has provided a form on the Web site lionsofgod.com that can be downloaded and taken to the film. "Please use the notebook, flashlight and pen provided," it says, "to write down what God speaks to you as He speaks it to you."


Richard A. Blake, co-director of the film studies program at Boston College and the author of "The Lutheran Milieu of the Films of Ingmar Bergman" said that like many films, "March of the Penguins" was open to a religious interpretation.

"You get a sense of these animals - following their natural instincts - are really exercising virtue that for humans would be quite admirable," he said. "I could see it as a statement on monogamy or condemnation of gay marriage or whatever the current agenda is."


http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/sc...eng.html?8hpib

Although, maybe they're right. Maybe it does outline strong Christian ideals. When one penguin loses a chick, they will often try to steal another from a neighbor. Better yet, each mating season, they fuck, the chick is born, and once able to swim, mother, father and chick all go their separate ways, never to see each other again. A new sacred family unit every year!

Jesus Christ.

TM

*Penguins are superior.

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2005 10:48 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Everyone knows my stance on penguins.*
. . .

*Penguins are superior.
I'm glad you're back.

While you were gone, I had cause to watch City Slickers: A Tale of Two African Penguins on Animal Planet, and I think we need to organize a penguin lovers trip to Simon's Town or Boulder Beach, South Africa to hang out with the African Penguins. They pretty much wander all over town, hang out on the beach with all the people, and essentially rule the small town in the vicinity.

http://animal.discovery.com/converge...ery/magell.jpg

ETA:
Quote:

Why the fuck can't the Christian right leave the things I like alone? These brainwashed motherfuckers have absolutely lost control of their small, closed, flawed minds.

Here are some interesting quotes about how they interpret March of the Penguins.

On the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com, an opponent of abortion wrote that the movie "verified the beauty of life and the rightness of protecting it."

At a conference for young Republicans, the editor of National Review urged participants to see the movie because it promoted monogamy. A widely circulated Christian magazine said it made "a strong case for intelligent design."

[COLOR=sky blue]To Andrew Coffin, writing in the widely circulated Christian publication World Magazine, that is a winning argument for the theory that life is too complex to have arisen through random selection.

"That any one of these eggs survives is a remarkable feat - and, some might suppose, a strong case for intelligent design," he wrote. "It's sad that acknowledgment of a creator is absent in the examination of such strange and wonderful animals. But it's also a gap easily filled by family discussion after the film."[/color]

"Some of the circumstances they experienced seemed to parallel those of Christians," he said of the penguins. "The penguin is falling behind, is like some Christians falling behind. The path changes every year, yet they find their way, is like the Holy Spirit."

Mr. Hunt has provided a form on the Web site lionsofgod.com that can be downloaded and taken to the film. "Please use the notebook, flashlight and pen provided," it says, "to write down what God speaks to you as He speaks it to you."


Richard A. Blake, co-director of the film studies program at Boston College and the author of "The Lutheran Milieu of the Films of Ingmar Bergman" said that like many films, "March of the Penguins" was open to a religious interpretation.

"You get a sense of these animals - following their natural instincts - are really exercising virtue that for humans would be quite admirable," he said. "I could see it as a statement on monogamy or condemnation of gay marriage or whatever the current agenda is."


http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/sc...eng.html?8hpib

Although, maybe they're right. Maybe it does outline strong Christian ideals. When one penguin loses a chick, they will often try to steal another from a neighbor. Better yet, each mating season, they fuck, the chick is born, and once able to swim, mother, father and chick all go their separate ways, never to see each other again. A new sacred family unit every year!

Jesus Christ.
Weren't these the same guys who were pissed off about the gay penguins in Brooklyn?

ETA again: Thurgreed! They're looking for volunteers to wash penguins who were caught in an oil spill. Poor little guys.

http://www.sanccob.co.za/images/oilspill_image1.jpg

Pretty Little Flower 09-13-2005 10:52 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Everyone knows my stance on penguins.* Why the fuck can't the Christian right leave the things I like alone? These brainwashed motherfuckers have absolutely lost control of their small, closed, flawed minds.

Here are some interesting quotes about how they interpret March of the Penguins.

On the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com, an opponent of abortion wrote that the movie "verified the beauty of life and the rightness of protecting it."

At a conference for young Republicans, the editor of National Review urged participants to see the movie because it promoted monogamy. A widely circulated Christian magazine said it made "a strong case for intelligent design."

[COLOR=sky blue]To Andrew Coffin, writing in the widely circulated Christian publication World Magazine, that is a winning argument for the theory that life is too complex to have arisen through random selection.

"That any one of these eggs survives is a remarkable feat - and, some might suppose, a strong case for intelligent design," he wrote. "It's sad that acknowledgment of a creator is absent in the examination of such strange and wonderful animals. But it's also a gap easily filled by family discussion after the film."[/color]

"Some of the circumstances they experienced seemed to parallel those of Christians," he said of the penguins. "The penguin is falling behind, is like some Christians falling behind. The path changes every year, yet they find their way, is like the Holy Spirit."

Mr. Hunt has provided a form on the Web site lionsofgod.com that can be downloaded and taken to the film. "Please use the notebook, flashlight and pen provided," it says, "to write down what God speaks to you as He speaks it to you."


Richard A. Blake, co-director of the film studies program at Boston College and the author of "The Lutheran Milieu of the Films of Ingmar Bergman" said that like many films, "March of the Penguins" was open to a religious interpretation.

"You get a sense of these animals - following their natural instincts - are really exercising virtue that for humans would be quite admirable," he said. "I could see it as a statement on monogamy or condemnation of gay marriage or whatever the current agenda is."


http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/sc...eng.html?8hpib

Although, maybe they're right. Maybe it does outline strong Christian ideals. When one penguin loses a chick, they will often try to steal another from a neighbor. Better yet, each mating season, they fuck, the chick is born, and once able to swim, mother, father and chick all go their separate ways, never to see each other again. A new sacred family unit every year!

Jesus Christ.

TM

*Penguins are superior.
What a pretty rainbow post. I did not know you were gay. This is ironic considering how much you seem to respect the heterosexual Christian penguins. That a disgusting gay like you is filled with such self-loathing as to so admire a creature whose very existence is proof of the wrongness of your deviant lifestyle is, in itself, proof of intelligent design.

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2005 11:01 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What a pretty rainbow post. I did not know you were gay. This is ironic considering how much you seem to respect the heterosexual Christian penguins. That a disgusting gay like you is filled with such self-loathing as to so admire a creature whose very existence is proof of the wrongness of your deviant lifestyle is, in itself, proof of intelligent design.
Is it gay that I like rockhopper penguins better than Kings?

http://www.kosen.com/images/2920.jpg

greatwhitenorthchick 09-13-2005 11:03 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although, maybe they're right. Maybe it does outline strong Christian ideals. When one penguin loses a chick, they will often try to steal another from a neighbor. Better yet, each mating season, they fuck, the chick is born, and once able to swim, mother, father and chick all go their separate ways, never to see each other again. A new sacred family unit every year!

Jesus Christ.

TM

*Penguins are superior.
this is why Thurgreed is my favorite boy poster.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-13-2005 11:09 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
There's no rule against guaranteed contracts in the NFL; the players don't push for them because the money is less.
Well, that certainly convinces me. I'll hold my breath waiting for the MLB and NBA player's associations' push for non-guaranteed contracts with the only guaranteed money coming in the form of bonuses.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Regardless, I have a really hard time ginning up sympathy for players who make millions to do what many of us, as kids, dreamed of doing, even for free.
I see. I guess you never dreamt of owning a team...as a hobby.

Sure, there are a good number of players who have signing bonuses that guarantee a lush lifestyle for the rest of their lives. Sure, many of them make so much more than we could ever hope to make, even if they are caught in a contract and aren't earning what is market for their position. But arguing that the players are so lucky that they shouldn't whine about getting fucked by owners is the argument I avoid having with the idiot at the game wearing this:

http://www.guffyspace.com/area52/y3kstore/beerhat.jpg

Are you one of those guys who think baseball should never have been forced to give players free agency too?

So many of the players in the NFL have very short careers (on average, careers last three years). Minimum salaries for the first three years are as follows:

1st year -- $225,000
2nd year -- $300,000
3rd year -- $375,000

Combine that with the fact that most players don't receive signing bonuses that will ensure their financial security in case of injury. Then throw in the fact that teams can release players in the middle of their contracts without being responsible for any of the player's salary for the remaining years on the contract. Once you've got that bubbling, sprinkle in all the injuries and destruction on players' bodies a lifetime of football brings and tell me again why I should weep for owners and turn my nose up at the players for being spoiled brats living my childhood dream. I'd switch places with any owner before any player in a second.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-13-2005 11:15 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That a disgusting gay like you is filled with such self-loathing as to so admire a creature whose very existence is proof of the wrongness of your deviant lifestyle is, in itself, proof of intelligent design.
Tell it to Darwin.

TM

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2005 11:15 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'd switch places with any owner before any player in a second.

TM
Most owners are pretty old. Did you factor in the liklihood of erectile problems?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-13-2005 11:40 AM

Narcissism's highest point
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Most owners are pretty old. Did you factor in the liklihood of erectile problems?
But they also have a team doctor on payroll, so access to Viagra, Cialis, etc. shouldn't be a problem. Also, cheerleaders. But considering that Thurgreed is now apparently a big rainbow-font posting gay, locker room access alone may be enough.

spookyfish 09-13-2005 11:50 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is why Thurgreed is my favorite boy poster.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ollie
Considering that Thurgreed is now apparently a big rainbow-font posting gay.
Is it also because you find him non-threatening?

Pretty Little Flower 09-13-2005 11:53 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell it to Darwin.

TM
I tried to PM him, but he is dead.

spookyfish 09-13-2005 11:54 AM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tried to PM him, but he is dead.
That looks like a lot of effort, but I heard you gays were fastidious.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-13-2005 12:24 PM

Religion is for Suckers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tried to PM him, but he is dead.
This style post goes nicely with your avatar.

TM

NotFromHere 09-13-2005 12:48 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
From the Kenneth Cole collection.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0912/4962172.jpg
Sebby?

NotFromHere 09-13-2005 12:51 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
From the beached whale collection.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0907/4945390.jpg
Britney and her new "food stains" line of maternity wear.

futbol fan 09-13-2005 12:51 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the Kenneth Cole collection.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0912/4962172.jpg
Sebby?
Why, is there a stain on the front?

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2005 12:52 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the beached whale collection.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0907/4945390.jpg
Britney and her new "food stains" line of maternity wear.
I take it you looked impeccable throughout your pregnancy?

NotFromHere 09-13-2005 12:58 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you looked impeccable throughout your pregnancy?
My pregnancy? I do not have children, but if I were.....I'd have the maid and personal assistant make sure that I did not go out into public with the food stains.

You don't see Jennifer Garner running around looking like that.

spookyfish 09-13-2005 01:05 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the Kenneth Cole collection.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0912/4962172.jpg
Sebby?
Good God. The joke is on us.

How much does it cost to dress like a mentally-challenged boat person anyway?

robustpuppy 09-13-2005 01:06 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My pregnancy? I do not have children, but if I were.....I'd have the maid and personal assistant make sure that I did not go out into public with the food stains.
Sometimes the food stains happen in public and one does not have time to run home and change, and one does not fucking care, because one had to shift position fourteen times during the meal to stay comfortable, and take three bathroom breaks, and hold a glass of ice water against one's impressive globes to get one's body temperature to regulate somewhat, and pop a Zantac, and try not to bore one's friends with too many trite stories about how weird and uncomfortable and yet cool this whole pregnancy thing is, and by the way, yeah, that's probably a foot, isn't that wild?!, and oh, that's mommy's bladder, I'll be back in two minutes, and no dessert for me, thanks, I'm truly stuffed.

Now if you want to talk beached whale -- you really feel like one when the only way to get yourself out of bed is literally to roll out.

This is not to say that Britney's not a sloppy girl, but odds are that the press is less interested in catching Jennifer Garner with a drop of ice cream on her melons.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-13-2005 01:09 PM

It's fashion week in NY
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sometimes the food stains happen in public and one does not have time to run home and change, and one does not fucking care, because one had to shift position fourteen times during the meal to stay comfortable, and take three bathroom breaks, and hold a glass of ice water against one's impressive globes to get one's body temperature to regulate somewhat, and pop a Zantac, and try not to bore one's friends with too many trite stories about how weird and uncomfortable and yet cool this whole pregnancy thing is, and by the way, yeah, that's probably a foot, isn't that wild?!, and oh, that's mommy's bladder, I'll be back in two minutes, and no dessert for me, thanks, I'm truly stuffed.

Now if you want to talk beached whale -- you really feel like one when the only way to get yourself out of bed is literally to roll out.

This is not to say that Britney's not a sloppy girl, but odds are that the press is less interested in catching Jennifer Garner with a drop of ice cream on her melons.
Preganancy is SOOOOOO hard. The 8 billion women who have gone through it before me had it SOOOOOOO much easier.

It's fun being PLF.


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