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ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:09 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
A matronly old relative of mine had a saying she would always sternly intone to us:

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see his ass.

Just sharing.
Flinty's got a great ass. And with the handy opposable thumb, he can even wipe.

robustpuppy 07-23-2004 04:10 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Flinty's got a great ass. And with the handy opposable thumb, he can even wipe.
Plus it's the only part of him that isn't hairy.

Flinty_McFlint 07-23-2004 04:11 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Flinty's got a great ass. And with the handy opposable thumb, he can even wipe.
Aw. Now I'm blushing, down there.

ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:11 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Plus it's the only part of him that isn't hairy.
I am still waiting on those lesson plans.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-23-2004 04:16 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Cycling Fans:

Because of all the enthusiasm on the boards about the race(s), I've been reading some of the news articles about the TdF. I did not understand the controversy today about Armstrong chasing down Simonini (sp). What was unsportsmanlike about chasing him down--
I suppose it's considered unsportsmanlike to try to deny someone victory out of personal spite rather than actual competition. Clearly Lance wasn't going to contest the stage, as he let the break go. But he was essentially claiming the right to determine who could break away. Worse, he based it not on the standings but on a non-race personal issue.

Not Bob 07-23-2004 04:18 PM
School
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am still waiting on those lesson plans.
Apropos of that, I vote (I know -- like anyone cares) for the "really need to pass this class to stay on the football team" scenario.

And if you are so inclined, rp, throw some toe-sucking (is there a hyphen or not?) in there for NFH.

ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:19 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I suppose it's considered unsportsmanlike to try to deny someone victory out of personal spite rather than actual competition. Clearly Lance wasn't going to contest the stage, as he let the break go. But he was essentially claiming the right to determine who could break away. Worse, he based it not on the standings but on a non-race personal issue.
If this is an extended euphemism, I really am going to need a translation. If it is not, I'm pondering starting in on the progression of typhoid, comparing and contrasting it to death from the bubonic plague.

ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:20 PM
School
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of that, I vote (I know -- like anyone cares) for the "really need to pass this class to stay on the football team" scenario.

And if you are so inclined, rp, throw some toe-sucking (is there a hyphen or not?) in there for NFH.
Submissive, hm?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-23-2004 04:20 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If this is an extended euphemism, I really am going to need a translation. If it is not, I'm pondering starting in on the progression of typhoid, comparing and contrasting it to death from the bubonic plague.
You want it short?

Fuck you.

ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:23 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You want it short?

Fuck you.
Yay! Fucking! A short fuck can be lots of fun. If you are saying you are short, that might be OK if you are sufficiently thick. Otherwise, you will need to use mouth and/or fingers as the short fuck will be unsatisfying for me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-23-2004 04:24 PM
Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, it depends on the reason you dumped/were dumped by him in the first place. If he was cheating on you, it's a perfect situation to get back at the new GF.
True. I have an ex who I have no emotional attachment to and vice-versa. Nothing. She's cool and witty and fun...but nothing. And I'm 95% sure she thinks the same about me. We broke up b/c I moved to a different city. We liked to fuck and she loved giving head. We could fuck right now and everything would be the same tomorrow.

Maybe I should call her.

Flinty_McFlint 07-23-2004 04:27 PM
TdF Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I suppose it's considered unsportsmanlike to try to deny someone victory out of personal spite rather than actual competition. Clearly Lance wasn't going to contest the stage, as he let the break go. But he was essentially claiming the right to determine who could break away. Worse, he based it not on the standings but on a non-race personal issue.
Thanks for the explanation Burger. I guess I'm just too used to the "go for the throat" US sports mentality to understand the nuances of the TdF. Usually, you're encouraged to win when you can--it's a competition after all. How can other competitors really savor their stage "win" when it has essentially been given at the discretion of the stronger competitors. Just weird. As for the personal issues as motivation, I saw a lot of great Jordan games that were a direct result of personal issues, and I enjoyed every one of them. I am such a callous american.

NotFromHere 07-23-2004 04:30 PM
Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. I have an ex who I have no emotional attachment to and vice-versa. Nothing. She's cool and witty and fun...but nothing. And I'm 95% sure she thinks the same about me. We broke up b/c I moved to a different city. We liked to fuck and she loved giving head. We could fuck right now and everything would be the same tomorrow.

Maybe I should call her.
As long as you put it on speakerphone so we all can hear. Or at least have your secretary type out the transcript for us.
Fringy keeps trying to get something going, but then she turns around and sabotages it with some talk of excrement or other non-arousing stuff. I'm just trying to do my part. NotBob not bribing his IT guys is not my fault.

ltl/fb 07-23-2004 04:31 PM
Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
As long as you put it on speakerphone so we all can hear. Or at least have your secretary type out the transcript for us.
Fringy keeps trying to get something going, but then she turns around and sabotages it with some talk of excrement or other non-arousing stuff. I'm just trying to do my part. NotBob not bribing his IT guys is not my fault.
The boring-ass discussions of just exactly which shirt Lance or whoever is wearing make me want to throw excrement around my cage.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-23-2004 04:32 PM
Bill Simmons Mailbag...from his FEMALE readers...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
As long as you put it on speakerphone so we all can hear. Or at least have your secretary type out the transcript for us.
Fringy keeps trying to get something going, but then she turns around and sabotages it with some talk of excrement or other non-arousing stuff. I'm just trying to do my part. NotBob not bribing his IT guys is not my fault.
Oh I never said she would fuck me again. She's currently dating a model.


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