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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jenny Craig is taking a real risk with the Kirstie Alley campaign. It's a unique idea "let's lose weight together," and might work for awhile- particularly if Kirstie loses a bit at first.

But a year from now, two years, if she has returned to her cowlike shape it just strikes me that Jenny is going to have trouble selling new contracts. Maybe that's true with any celebrity weight losers, but at least with Anna Nicole they kept quiet until after she actually lost.

Why is Anna Nicole only shown in those body hugging outfits? They resemble a girdle or a corset, which makes me think that she's got some excess flab tucked in there.

bold_n_brazen

03-03-2005 11:39 AM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

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Wasn't Monica Lewinsky a Jenny Craig spokesperson a while ago? Didn't she lose some weight and then become a huge fat again?

For the record, Kirstie Alley used to be amazingly hot. That voice, I swear to god, was one of the sexiest I'd ever heard.

andViolins

03-03-2005 11:40 AM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why is Anna Nicole only shown in those body hugging outfits? They resemble a girdle, which makes me think that she's got some excess flab tucked in there.

Rumor has it that Anna lost weight the old fashioned way. It rhymes with Miposuction.

aV

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-03-2005 11:44 AM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

Quote:

Originally posted by andViolins
Rumor has it that Anna lost weight the old fashioned way. It rhymes with Miposuction.

aV

Hyposuction?

Anne Elk

03-03-2005 11:46 AM

The Big Ween

Quote:

"I spoke with straight chicks who've slept with straight chicks; straight chicks who've slept with lesbians; straight chicks who've done both or neither or were too drunk too remember; lesbians who've slept with straight chicks; bisexuals; undecideds; and my mother."

Jen Sinceo on her book The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks

Did she miss anybody?

You can read the detailed introduction
here.

sunnybunny

03-03-2005 11:54 AM

This is really gross, but I'm a new woman

I just got a neti pot and they are amazing. I used it last night and this morning and the dark circles that are normally under my eyes are gone. I can breathe clearly (unlike usual). Everyone shoudl neti!

Gattigap

03-03-2005 12:16 PM

apples and oranges

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bless you, Saran Wrap.

And thank God for your brand loyalty. Had you not demanded the real stuff and sent me on the go-fer run, I'd never have made it out of that basement.

Shape Shifter

03-03-2005 12:18 PM

apples and oranges

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
And thank God for your brand loyalty. Had you not demanded the real stuff and sent me on the go-fer run, I'd never have made it out of that basement.

I wonder if flinty used Saran Wrap on your pillow.

eta: Oh, and I'm glad you're not dead. Welcome back!

Hank Chinaski

03-03-2005 12:20 PM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Kirstie Alley used to be amazingly hot. That voice, I swear to god, was one of the sexiest I'd ever heard.

Shelly Winters, in movies from the 40's or 50's was great looking-

http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/pin-ups/image/3shelly.jpg

It's a shock if you only know her from Poseidan Adventure, but her voice was irritating even then.

Gattigap

03-03-2005 12:24 PM

FB Will

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I expected to find a letter, or a videotape explaining his secretive behavior in the past few weeks, and at least some form of a will. Instead, I found a hi-res photo of tiger claw flipping the bird, several copies of National Geographic and The Economist, and what appears to be a bag of dried tiger dung. I have no idea what to make of this, but I'm pretty sure it was an insult.

Dumbass. Don't you know a plea for help when you see one? I was trying to scrawl the words on the back of the magazine, but we were out of the branded product and everything dried out.

spookyfish

03-03-2005 12:32 PM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Shelly Winters, in movies from the 40's or 50's was great looking-

http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/pin-ups/image/3shelly.jpg

It's a shock if you only know her from Poseidan Adventure, but her voice was irritating even then.

And word has it, she was a real slut, too.

Hank Chinaski

03-03-2005 12:34 PM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
And word has it, she was a real slut, too.

Can't confirm- If you google image search for Lolita, naked pictures come up, but none of her that i could see.

Dualit

03-03-2005 12:48 PM

this is a business post, not derogatory to the overweights nttawwt

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Shelly Winters, in movies from the 40's or 50's was great looking-

[Picture of Shelly]

It's a shock if you only know her from Poseidan Adventure, but her voice was irritating even then.

Back when Shelly was what some describe as hot looking, she and Marilyn Monroe were great friends (I believed they were roommates and double-dated -- orgies???). Her hotness, however, is completely overshadowed by her irritating voice. This made her great in A Place in the Sun. Montgomery Clift committed justifiable homicide.

ETA: Like other days, today I can't spell.

greatwhitenorthchick

03-03-2005 12:57 PM

This is really gross, but I'm a new woman

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I just got a neti pot and they are amazing. I used it last night and this morning and the dark circles that are normally under my eyes are gone. I can breathe clearly (unlike usual). Everyone shoudl neti!

2. I use mine every day. It's great. Got it last summer.

Sidd Finch

03-03-2005 01:01 PM

<sniff>

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The familiar has the flu. I've heard somebody, somewhere sing the praises of sick sex, but I don't think Mrs. Ramone would be convinced.

So no taggin' at all, it is. But hey, I'm writing a summary judgment brief! Where did I put my "Sidd Finch--I love the law" hat?

Dude. I have never, ever said "I love the law." Just this job. There's a difference.

Now get back to work. The GPs have kids to feed, y'know?

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