LawTalkers - Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Less suggested an option 5:

Immediate visit to SF, which doesn't require a passport.
Ask him for it in a few weeks after i get back from Lesterville and he's had a chance to cool off and may not burn it.

I like the 2nd part, but not the first.

I have a "Black Beauty" lunch box for you in the van.

sunnybunny

06-17-2005 06:37 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have been very angry when I've broken up with people. I've thrown things, including a strawberry milkshake while at the Johhny Rockets in Westwood and a very heavy crystal ashtray. It would never occur to me to destroy or dispose of someone's passport. And I'm the one people claim has a self-control issue.

I agree with La Fringe. Ask for it back politely. If he "loses" it after that, he's borderline scary anyway and you are well rid of him, even if it costs you $35 to get a new passport.

eta: Your #2 and #3 scenarios are both likely criminal offenses. Which could negatively impact your ability to practice, like, you know, law?

Yeah, but he hasn't asked for his keys back yet and given how long his last girlfriend's pictures stayed up on the wall, I think i could cop a "but my pictures are all over the place...certainly I'm welcome here" defense.

Replaced_Texan

06-17-2005 06:38 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
what's the breakup bar?

A fantasy of mine.

sunnybunny

06-17-2005 06:39 PM

Dr. Less

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have a "Black Beauty" lunch box for you in the van.

That won't work for me anymore. I'm into a tri-geek now. Start offering me quintana roos or something

bold_n_brazen

06-17-2005 06:39 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yeah, but he hasn't asked for his keys back yet and given how long his last girlfriend's pictures stayed up on the wall, I think i could cop a "but my pictures are all over the place...certainly I'm welcome here" defense.

You can cop any defense you want. But in the jurisdictions that I am admitted, merely being charged with a crime results in your pretty much immediate suspension (at least) from practice.

bold_n_brazen

06-17-2005 06:40 PM

Oh god, why am I asking?

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
That won't work for me anymore. I'm into a tri-geek now. Start offering me quintana roos or something

What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos?

sunnybunny

06-17-2005 06:42 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.

That is the most brilliant idea i've ever read...only it's Sedaris

sunnybunny

06-17-2005 06:43 PM

Oh god, why am I asking?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos?

tri-geek = nickname for triathletes

Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.

Gattigap

06-17-2005 06:43 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.

Well, you've managed to spice up the concept of an escrow agent more than I would've thought possible.

It's like Iron Mountain with liquor and a pickup bar.

bold_n_brazen

06-17-2005 06:43 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.

I once had a courier take a box of crap to an ex. I wish I still had the voice mail message I received after the box was delivered.

I am pretty sure he called me a "cunt with ice water in [my] veins."

He's lucky I didn't kill him and wear his wisdom teeth as jewelry.

ltl/fb

06-17-2005 06:47 PM

Dr. Less

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Uh, why don't you ask him for it, and offer to return the keys, after a few weeks? If you don't need the passport, no reason to do it immediately. Jesus.

I do think you should fuck Less, though. Wheelbarrow style.

LessinSF

06-17-2005 06:47 PM

Oh god, why am I asking?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos?

http://www.dinside.no/km_bilde/5/134465.jpg

And, for those who care, the stupid bicycle is named after the province of Mexico where Cancun is located. Or, it's what you call five zoo escapees in Spanky's yard.

sunnybunny

06-17-2005 06:49 PM

Dr. Less

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, why don't you ask him for it, and offer to return the keys, after a few weeks? If you don't need the passport, no reason to do it immediately. Jesus.

I do think you should fuck Less, though. Wheelbarrow style.

Well, i'm going to need it this summer and if it's getting torched, I need to start working on that application thingy.

Since I have active visas to "terrorist" countries in my passport, I don't think my lost passport will be as smoothe as yours with the stamps for london and Paris.

Replaced_Texan

06-17-2005 06:51 PM

Dr. Less

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Jesus, first Thurgreed yesterday, now you today. What is it with people pimping Less?

LessinSF

06-17-2005 06:52 PM

Dr. Less

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Jesus, first Thurgreed yesterday, now you today. What is it with people pimping Less?

My beautiful penis.

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