Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Um, thank you, but that is really non-responsive.

Dualit, it's the food/drink double-fisting.

My enlarger is in the shop
 

With all the spring training hoopla going on (yes, it's like this every year) I initally read that as Red Sox - it made the rest of the post very interesting.

For those who care, the Sox are thinking about not giving out rings and unfurling the WS banner at the season opener against the Yankees. Why? They don't want to antagonize them. Wusses. Steinbrenner wouldn't blink an eye about it.

My enlarger is in the shop
 

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in sports. What's the point of swearing a blood oath of redemption if you're not going to antagonize your sworn enemy and nemisis?

Present suggestion
 

I want the iRule:

http://www.seethru.co.uk/images/applestore.jpg

Tim Bits
 

Mmmm, Tim Horton's .....

I adore their coffee. Nice hit of chickory. But the donut has to be a jelly donut with powdered sugar, for me. (Dunno why - I admit it's not their best donut, I think the honey-glazed win that prize.)

And, of course, a box of Tim Bits to go.

BR(Mmmm, Tim Bits)C

Damnit, now I have to go get coffee, because I can't get Tim Bits. Damn you, Hank!

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Actually, I responded to your question in a general sense. If I were thinking of you in particular, I would have had to translate your question to "Are we dating or am I about to boil his daughter's bunny?"

That's a nice dress.
 

Thief.

A Wrong Turn at Poughkeepsie
 

That's just wrong.

Last night
 

Alas, the more exciting slice of bread in the Olsen sandwich (if you consider coke-ridden and skeletal more exciting) was not there.

That's a nice dress.
 

yeah, b/c you thought of it yourself. I follow the Buchwald rule of comedy.

Have you seen the well-to-do/up and down Park Avenue?
 

I was wtf'ing because I thought his behavior was inappropriate, not because I didn't know the reason why he wanted to touch it. It was just annoying.

That's a nice dress.
 

I follow the Girswold rule of comedy.

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Last night
 

The fact that you know which is which is almost as disturbing as the proposed new Bugs.

Last night
 

I think it's been pointed out before that they are, in fact, fraternal twins rather than identical twins. :D

Last night
 

Yes, in fact, I have pointed that out myself. I can tell them apart by looks, but I still don't know which is which by name.