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Don't the sirens just lure men to their death on the rocks, so no man ever reaches them?

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I was gonnga nominate abba for sluttiest. Soundsl ike we finally have a category with some competition. Str8? Care to handicap it?

And speaking of Str8, he is the leading contender for Jewiest Canadian. You aren't jewish are you?

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I promised to stop posting about my "relationship" with slave.

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You see the box that says "to"? Put your secretary's email in there.

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I think it's a toggle button, just hit it again.

THat's the last useful thing I'll ever post. And I don't even think it's useful.

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I like this strategy.

If I fail to win the crown of Most Slutiest or Most Easily Amused, I hope to be included on a list of "Top 10 Posters Named dtb".

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I wasn't just talking about broads.

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Sweet, and with that MR has the other third of his F(R)FM

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1) Nobody chooses to be a neurotic spinster. Its just the shitthat happens when you hit thirty and your Coltrane hasn't come in.

2) Are you shinny?

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Fuck, I still don't know how to use this board.

And GGG, try not to give away my game, ok?

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WHOA. I thought ltl would be the one to scoop me. You weren't around during the chris period, right? Man he would have loved you.

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WHAT

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1) Thirty is the new twenty. And Coltrane has a brother. Buck up.

2) Semi.

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I love you. Thanks.

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Eeeeeeeew! I cant believe you jus said that

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No. I would concede that category to str8. Grudgingly.

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This is not a proper use of (hi, _____!).

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Think I'm stoppin that?

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notice: I took everyone off my ignore list so I can be ready to vote for board awards.

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Word. Though you don't have the taint of shagging one of the Bukkake Bros. to blame. Noone wants to hit whats been hit by that.

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How could I have missed this post?! It's so nice to be recognized for being tasty. I'm all choked up.

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Whoawhoawhoa. The studio ends its shoot on Friday -- we won't have the gear available until then.

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Who the fuck is Sequels?

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You stopped me. Selfish bastard.

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She says after a pregnant pause.

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I was involved with a fellow who was caught in a man trap but chewed his foot off and escaped. As I understand it, it was a happy ending for him. Got a son he adores but escaped the trap (and took the ring with him). Thats the problem with mantrapping- its the woman who always gets jacked in the end. Unless of course the woman takes solace from ducking the hovering cloud of menopause. Its like a sperm bank that pays a monthly check if you look at it that way I suppose. Then its a win-win for everyone.


ETA , I know another mantrapping story with a happier ending. Guy is a broker at Merrill. Gal is from the other side of the tracks, receptionist or secretary or something at Merrill. They start fucking. She gets knocked up (ooops) and viola, they are married before she gets too big. They are still together.

I guess the moral of the story is that while nothing is guaranteed, some mantrappers end up with a happy ending. Assuming that is a happy ending. Anyway, to lady number one, I say cheers to finally popping out a kid before drying up and to lady number two, I say namaste to fighting your way out of that trailer park. Thats the easier route to go than a state law school

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She is really pretty, but who ever said/insinuated she wasn't?

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*sigh*

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Shh. It is NCS Ego Stroke Day. If you don't wreck this for me, I'll make sure we get in a Sebby Is Clever And Insightful Day sometime next month.

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Hey Paigow!!! I was reminded that today is the 4th Anniversary of the song I dedicated to you. So on this special day, I'll sing for you once again:

"Paigow, my paigow, you haggard old bat.
Your droopy breasts, saggy ass, the wrinkles on your face. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.
How do I get me some of that?"

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000vtZ

Happy Paigow Day!!!

P(Back to obscurity)F

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I didn't! And I have some pics from the baby shower.

Here are Slave and Shifter sharing a romantic moment, gleeful of the impending arrival of little Slave Shifter. Its touching, really.

http://www.brianmcdowell.com/pics/Eddingto3941f9.jpg


And here is Slave's bridesmaids getting the wedding decorations out. Gotta commemorate the occasion that made this whole marriage possible. Those swimmers were really excited about the Eagles. http://www.brianmcdowell.com/pics/Feb2005S6e75a2.jpg

And finally, here is Slave and his Maid of Honor, Less at the Shower. Slave looks all radiant and aglow at about eight and a half months preggo (though he does look a little tipsy- Slave, you KNOW you shouldn't be drinking utnil the baby comes). Less looks a little sad. Is losing his wingman. Spitting in his beer. Do I detect some schadenfraude?


http://www.brianmcdowell.com/pics/Feb2005Sb83222.jpg

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WORD!!

You know, if it weren't for my mantrapping skillz, I'd still be back on 8-Mile, correcting the grammar of my fellow 8-Milers -- and what kind of life is that, I ask you.

Actually, it wouldn't be too dissimilar from my current life, but the pay would probably not be as rewarding.

This all begs the question, if my mantrapping skillz are all that, why did I bother going to that state law school, anyway? It's all so confusing.

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This is almost as clever as the "broad generalizations" joke. Has this board become some fifth-rate Vegas act. "Don't forget to tip your waitresses!" People, let's try to avoid the lame, easy joke. You don't have to post every little thing that pops into your head. Be selective and you will be much more appreciated. Paigow, I'm sorry if I am coming down hard, but I'm trying to save the board here. lo-berry cannot do it alone. He's too new. ber.

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Oh, wow, I just picked up on this idea that you think I trapped some guy into marrying me by getting pregnant. Wow! I didn't know you cared so much.

Those are nice jerseys. Do you know if I can get those in baby sizes? I think I'm going to name the baby Donovan McNabb puppy. The nice thing about McNabb is it sounds a little bit like mantrap.

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I'm dumbest. That's my schtick.

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Did someone call you from the reception desk?

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That has a nice ring to it, but may I also suggest Fourth And Twenty-Six Puppy, as a nod to your nearly expired biological clock.


[kidding. did I mention that it is Be Nice to NCS Day?]

ET fix link (thx rp)

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Actually, dear, it was a bit of a tribute. Sort of a parallel. I used a happy FB story to underscore the happy Slave-Shifter event.

Plus, that picture is fucking funny. I think thats Prima Facie over there on the left.

And yeah, I will be happy to send you a shinny green jacket with a Philly logo, jsut like the one Preggo Slave is sporting.

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That's good. Maybe I should write to them and point out what else might not have happened if the Packers had made that play.


FYI, your link doesn't work b/c you have one too many https//.

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You're so misunderstood.