Terrell Owens
 

Did they, or more accurately, would they have gone without him?

W/R/T Hank, allow me to quote NFH:

"You'll feel like you're in hell. No amount of beer helps."

Terrell Owens
 

Andy Reid should have expected this type of behavior- does he not read the paper? Watch Sportcenter? He could have just picked up a phone and called Mariucci.

That said, it's really too bad because he's really good but man is he hard to take.

SportsGuy
 

OOOOH, I have bile for Julie Chen. Especially when she says the word "Houseguests". Hate her. Yeah, Jennifer Love Hewitt is just someone way past her sell by date, plus she played Audrey Hepburn and put out an album. WTF? And her name is ridiculous, but Julie Chen is the worse. And I think she may be a homewrecking piece of shit to boot.

Gwyneth Paltrow inspires channel changing in me. As does Madonna with the fake british accent.

Terrell Owens
 

Hard to say. They played most of the playoffs without him. I still like the Eagles chances without TO. I might not like them as much, but I'll still be wearing green all season.

SportsGuy
 

Me (as Ice-T in New Jack City) to Stu Scott: "I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard."

That movie is rising on my good bad movie list. It's no Road House, but man is it funny.

Terrell Owens
 

Remember Easterbrook. The Football Gods do not smile upon teams that have too many distractions in camp. I offer post-Super Bowl Tampa Bay as an example.

SportsGuy
 

Mena Suvari was great in Six Feet Under.

Terrell Owens
 

11-5

Terrell Owens
 

The beautiful thing is that there is a clause in TO's contract (which is apparently standard in all Eagle's contracts) which allows the Eagles to recoup something like $1.75 million of his $2.5 million signing bonus if the team determines conduct detrimental to the team.

Terrell Owens
 

Which is still probably the best record in the NFC East and probably still gets them a first week playoff bye.

Terrell Owens
 

I think they are a playoff team without him (like they have been for the past several years) but they don't get back to the bowl without him. And they definitely lose by a lot more in the Superbowl had he not played.

For all the things you can say negative about him and his effect on a team, the guy is a stud.

Terrell Owens
 

A month's support of the board sez you're wrong.

Fuck me paigowprincess
 

While I was catching up I was so deep in thought about who inspired bile, taht this loop left my head. now its back.

Terrell Owens
 

Okay, so if the Eagles go 11-5 or better, you pay. And if the Eagles lose more than 5, I pay?

You have yourself a bet, Lizard.

Terrell Owens
 

Done.

Will the Eggshell Plaintiff be skating in Air Canada Centre?
 

I am bummed about this one. Guess now the Rangers will try to sign goal scoring machine Phil Esposito.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2131065 (Lindros close to a deal with the Leafs)

Terrell Owens
 

That's a terrible bet for me.

What's Vegas' over/under for wins?

Terrell Owens
 

As I remember being told back in my high school lacrosse days "There is no I in team."

TO's a great football player. He's even a good person compared to a lot of pro athletes... (no children out of wedlock, no trouble with the law, no steroids, etc.). But he's forgotten that it's a TEAM sport.

Do I want to see the Eagles back in the Superbowl? Hell, yeah. As you know, this year's Superbowl was one of the top ten days of my life. But I'm not sure that TO's as important to that goal as he seems to think he is. As I recall, the team that actually won the Superbowl last year (and the 2 years prior) did so without a star receiver.

Terrell Owens
 

I thought the bet was with Coltrane?

Terrell Owens
 

But no matter what, the board prospers. It's not always about you, Coltrane.

SportsGuy
 

One the few movies I can think of where they felt compelled to hire a token white guy. Can anyone else explain Judd Nelson's presence?

It had a great soundtrack and some decent quotes.

"Rockabye, baby."

"I'm not guilty. *You're* the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You're the one who's guilty. I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way."

"You gotta rob to get rich in the Reagan era."

Now that's unintentionally deep.

TM

Terrell Owens
 

I have to admit to admiring his attitude towards his employers:

"Owens told reporters he had not spoken to the team.

'Why would I talk to them? They gave me a week off,' he said."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2131490

Terrell Owens
 

bnb, I love you to death, but that avatar has GOT to go. Please. You are so much better than that. If you really feel the need to pepper your persona with a sexy busty lady (and I dont know why you do), this would be a better choice

http://scd.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1298725946

Will the Eggshell Plaintiff be skating in Air Canada Centre?
 

You are no less than the fourth person that has pointed this out to me today (I realize your post is not directed at me personally). All I have to say is Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
What a bunch of fucking morons. Fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

ACL questions
 

I'll need to know how much lube to bring. Let me ask you: does the looseness mostly make up for the sandiness?

Terrell Owens
 

Not that anyone asked, but I am fond of bnb's current avatar.

ACL questions
 

Is it a mere coincidence that two days after I announce that I am going to ACL, you happen to post that you cant find a hotel or a park on the Austin map? You are just waiting for my PM.

THat is peak season for my vagina. I doubt you can get in.

Terrell Owens
 

No. It really wouldn't. How about something in a Lucy Pinder?

http://www.eentjenog.nl/images/juni_klein.jpg

TM

Terrell Owens
 

Because I am a gentleman first, and a monkey second, I won't remember that you were TO Superfan #1, and that I attempted to warn you that he was a fucking cancer, and you said, no no, I don't think so, him and Donovan are lovers, (or was that TM?), and they get along oh well, and I said, whatever, just wait, and then you were like, no way.

Because I am a gentleman.

PLF's latest gets overhead in new york
 

Girl on cell: Yeah...he was big. Real big. Like...it hurts big. I'm talking anaconda.

--72nd Street 1/2/3 station

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Terrell Owens
 

How many games did your high school lacrosse team win?

I understand your point, but you seem to be saying that they are as good without him, which they aren't. Philly seems to be one of those teams that is always a piece or two away, up until last year.

Keyshawn isn't a star receiver?

Terrell Owens
 

What?? Really?

Terrell Owens
 

What I said was that, in my opinion, both TO and Donovan realised that this was their last shot to prove that their lackluster performance in prior seasons really was about what they said it was... TO always said "I could be a truly great receiver if I had a truly great QB" and Donovan always said "I'd be a world class QB if the team got me a world class receiver." And actually, I think they both proved that they are right.

I actually believed that TO would be happy in Philly because he would win and be adored by the crazy fans in Philly and he would win. I believed (naively) that the winning mattered to him. I was wrong.

I'll say that again. I was wrong. Boy oh boy, was I wrong.

SportsGuy
 

The Cash Money Brothers? GREAT stuff.

CMB! CMB! We all we got!

Terrell Owens
 

Like I remember? That was an eternity ago.

And that's not what I am saying. But they're still a damn good team without him, and certainly a better team without him this season than they would be with him on the team and acting like an ass.

SportsGuy
 

Spank's girlfriends mostly do porno or are runway models. I doubt many are home watching TV enough to have opinions on teen drama stars.

SportsGuy
 

Yeah, but they might know her in real life and have insight on her, you know, personality and stuff. Plus, did you see his rendition of what happened with the visit to the chick? And that he's confused after that? Geez.

I was disappointed not to find what dtb is going to use me for, even though I was gone a whole extra hour for an unanticipated conf call.

SportsGuy
 

I am boycotting the BB , or rather Spanky's attempt to coopt it into some kind of vanity board. But, cite please.

SportsGuy
 

As were we all. As were we all.

Terrell Owens
 

i don't drink beer. but, If anyone does come for the Superbowl, I will buy the drinks at the Canadian Club distillary tasting room.