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Don't you mean Mrs. VanNuys?

PS. This is a post solely for the sake of posting.

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Dammit. Yes. Crap.

PS I love your posts, even when they are just for the sake of posting.

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Out of my yard missy.

I hereby claim all Intellectual Property rights to
1. Posting just to post
and
2. Hey, look what I read.

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STFU, B.

I hereby claim on behalf of tmdiva all rights to "missy." And she's an actual IP lawyer so don't go trodding on her toes, MISSY.

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This is acceptable. Every family has a Fredo.

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Ew. It just occurred to me that if a follow-up question is whether it's normal for there to be bits of basil appearing in with the tomato, the answer is an emphatic NO. Take her to the dr.

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Make me.

I assume you have a license to use that phrase here?

Edited to add taunt.

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According to Maxim Magazine, the correct answer to this question is (1) who the fuck cares and (2) pass me another beer.

I'm sure that JAMA and, say, Cosmo, may offer an alternate answer.

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The Not family, of course, has more than one.


Nc,S

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In the spirit of blithely ignoring such rules (hi RIAA!), I give you top british baby names for 2003

There were actually 91 parents (or sets of parents) drunk enough to name their daughters 'Chardonnay'.

Breasticles Poll - bra size
 

It appears there is a demand for a second breasticle photo day. I will participate in that manner, and you all can debate which tits are mine.

So, somebody, set the occasion up and I'll send pixels.

Breasticles Poll - bra size
 

Um, tomorrow.

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Hmmm, let me check my calendar . . . oh, tomorrow's good. Or any time, really. I will gladly alter my schedule around yours.

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You look familiar to me. Do you have relatives in Dallas by chance?

Breasticles Poll - bra size
 

Hell, now. It's always breasticle day on the adult board.

Contraceptives
 

Turkey baster, please.

It's all society's fault really. If society would just embrace me for the person I am, I never would have had to put a penis in my mouth, or elsewhere, and I would have been much, much happier. And the men would have been happier too. Because I really sucked* at blow jobs.


*pun intended


Oh, and by the way, next time I come to your next of the woods, I am going to hunt you down, and then I am going to kick. your. ass.

And then you will have to admit you got your ass kicked by a 5' tall American. And what will that do for your rep?

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Dallas? Why, I'm sure I do. You can find my relatives wherever there are Nuts!

And you look familiar, too, my dear, but, then, it's probably just that Cosmo-girl flair thing you've got going.

Nuts!

Nc,S

Breasticles Poll - bra size
 

I can't, I have to testify against 3 homophobes tomorrow.

Believe me, I would much rather look at BnB's fabulous breasts, but I don't think the judge would accept the excuse that I ignored the 6 subpoenas that were shoved under my door this evening because I wanted to look at tits. But then again, he might be an understanding sort. I am irritated enough at the DA that if I weren't a good, upstanding officer of the court, I would say tough shit you inconsiderate bastard. But alas, I cannot.

If people want to send me pics I can put them on the adult board when I get home.

HIPAA or Mental Health Advice Needed
 

The Fugee Dad's other brother called me today and wants to do an intervention on the uncle who wrote the "I could kill you all" letter to Fugee Dad. If the uncle won't agree to voluntarily get help, something involuntary is a possibility on the grounds that he is a danger to himself and others.

My job is to look into the legalities -- what it takes to have someone hospitalized involuntarily for 24/48/72 hours for observation. Who one can call to go on an intervention along with the family members. Etc. This would be in Idaho.

Also, I think it would be a good idea to let his treating physician known he's gone a bit off the deep end. But with HIPAA I can't simply call the clinics in his town and ask if he is a patient there.

If you have any words of wisdom regarding inventions or speaking to his physician without making the clinic violate HIPAA, please PM me.

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Shhh! Hank asked that the outing-ay be ix-nayed.

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This explains perfectly that empty feeling in my life lately. If someone successfully googled and posted shots of Kylie Bax's best features, I might get downright depressed at not seeing them.

Da (at least there's booze) ve

edited to add: and other internet porn (hi, IT!)

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Lest we forget, I can too.

The sacrifices I make for the common good are astounding.

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Yeah? You learned how to upload files to the server then?

MR can do it though, except he probably could not access such files during the day.

Maybe E/O can do it.

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This is a good time to remind people, if you want access to the adult board, contact me, e/o or slave. You can contact me via pm or im (leagl_eaze at yahoo.)

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Sorry to be late to the party, but I had an econ prof who slept wiith me, and then "improved" my grade, though I did not ask for him to do so. (either that or I miraculously got 200% on the final, I've never been sure).

Better was the boss who used to stand in front on my desk with his hands in his pockets staring down my blouse. Several co-workers commented on it - he made next to no attempt to hide what he was doing.

OK now I get it
 

Britney's ex-husband was offered $1mill for the wedding video. No info on how much for the consummation video.

Alexander, who was a virtually unknown high school football star before he married Britney Spears, has signed up with Ira Rainess, a young, aggressive sports marketer who has been compared to Jerry Maguire, the agent played by Tom Cruise.

Rainess has his hands full. According to Access Hollywood, Alexander was offered $1 million for a video of him and Britney exchanging vows.

better than the Louisiana Lottery

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Racist.

Breasicles Poll - bra size
 

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Correction, BB's thinking: bigger ribcage = bigger lungs to hold their breath longer in the hot tub, or elsewhere.

More fashion
 

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

The cut is very fitted. The patterns are lively, so you may find pinstripe in say purple with strong contrast. The fabric is often lower quality than say armani or zegna. D&G has suits that aren't too trendy, but armani or zegna suits are definitely more "classic".

A Philly Story
 

Originally posted by robustpuppy

These days, you'd be more likely to find a prof to play Jimmy Stewart to your Hepburn and after finding you drunk, say "There are RULES about that sort of thing."

But who knows, look at the ex-Dean of Bezerkely.

Question for the board
 

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

You're writing indicates you have the personality and wit to be attractive even if you, like most people, only OK-looking.

Corrected because, although most people are OK-looking, I have doubts on whether most attorneys are worthy of that distinction.

Contraceptives
 

no. not necessary. Hillary Clinton says you can go to St. Louis and have all the Indian tail you want.

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What. Village people? you're construction worker.

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ix-nay on-ay outing-ay e-may

Contraceptives
 

FUCK!

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Translation:
"newlywed' has turned to "married awhile"

Breasticles Poll - bra size
 

I wish. I'm told I'm packing a solid sized crank, but alas, my own experimentation has proven that in both flaccid and semi-erect (see: "Chub") states, I cannot take out an empty 1.75 liter Jim Beam bottle (I don't know where you got the beer can thing... it was always liquor bottles).

My wife's carrying around a pair of C's. As to her rib cage size, I've not the slightest.

My cat's pecker could knock over an empty beer can...

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Ahem... visit Philly some time. I saw a fucking super hot girl in our lobby the other day and had to rub my eyes to make sure I was awake and then looked out the window at Willie Penn to make sure I was in the right city. Then some sow with a horrible NoPhilly accent waddled by licking a chees steak from her fangs and I recalled exactly why they call it the City of Brotherly Love...

...because the sisters are too ugly to fuck.

Contraceptives
 

POTD.