Not a question about Dolphins
 

I think the dolphins thing broke the board. I'll be the first to admit I don't get it.

Anyways, I've got a digital video camera. How do you email files that are 50 megs or over?

Tip: NEVER get a Hitachi video camera. It took my IT guys at work many many hours to figure it out.

Not a question about Dolphins
 

The guy in the dolphin picture has creepily broad shoulders. Or a very weird arm. I can see the dolphins if I try, though.

Not a question about Dolphins
 

Don't-- you'll choke anyone's email system. 10 mb is usually as much as most systems will permit.

Three options:

1) reduce the size of the picture, so the file is smaller
2) burn the file to CDs
3) post it on a website.

Hitachi? Yeah, I'd return it.

bilmore v. hank
 

A Trojan (not that kind) was detected by my virus scanner. I would recommend people not visit that link.

More for the 'Religion is for Suckers' file
 

If you go to the Focus on the Family website, you will get "stuck" the same way you got stuck reading about Scientologists. There are links to all sorts of links about pop culture, which are fascinating. There's one repository of "Christian Reviews" of current movies and cds which is just hysterical. Dobson is one crazy ass motherfucker.

So anyway
 

I've never liked Nicole Kidman, nor Tom Cruise, but after this freaky deaky "pyschotherapeutic drugs" are bad schtick, I've decided I'm never watching another Tom Cruise Movie again (unless i'm watching someone's video they already own) and I'm going to see all Nicole Kidman movies (despite her recent bad plastic surgery). Do you think this is enough to make Nicole a bigger star than Tom? Do you think my one ticket will be noticed?


Sunny(I can't even imagine Paigs off her meds)Bunny

So anyway
 

Huh? Do you have a photo?

I like her. Apparently, though, she has almost no hair (that's what those in-the-know tell me... I'm so plugged in!)

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I don't think she has had recent surgery. She's just a little over-botoxed.

So anyway
 

I have always found Nicole Kidman to be odd-looking. I think she is as overrated in looks as Tom Cruise.

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I don't find her odd looking, but I do find her very unsexy (she's an icy Estate WASP - no offense to icy WASPS). Its not her looks so much as her demeanor. She just seems robotic. Eyes Wide Shut looked like two totally vacant people faking it.

BUT, she is a really good actress. I'll watch her. I won't watch shit thhat midget ex of hers does (well, except Collateral, which was good).

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My MIL got a load of facework done recently. She looks waxy. WTF is that?

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I think Tom's right. These drugs need to be made stronger. They don't work for shit. A buddy gave me a handful of "kill pills" (allow you to sleep/get calm late at nite after 'too much'). They don't do shit. I don't know why people like these sedatives so much. The only one that's worth anything is horsepill sized xanax (which you can mimic by having two stiff vodkas on the rocks).

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Fascinating. How about Angelina Jolie? Sometimes I think she looks really weird, and other times I think she looks really great. I just can't decide! What do you think?

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If I had a big dick I would tell you to suck it.

Tell me more about spin class and your fabulous taste in Hip Hop.

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He'll suck a small one as well. He'll just complain about how it had no street cred afterward.

PLF, you missed your calling. You are Chuck Klosterman. Except he's rich, and licking a hot publishing intern's nipples right now.