Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

I was in Canada last weekend. I am thankful my hangover has receded.

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

that wasn't my wife. that was a woman named patentparanyc that i hired to fake you out. think about it.

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

that wasn't me. that was a man named ThurgreedMarshall that i hired to fake your wife out. think about it

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

it couldn't have been. my wife has nice hair, but it's not her best attribute.

psyche! capsies! no more jokes on this vein!

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

Merde! BoC, I knew that, all too well.

2.

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

That wasn't me. That was a guy named Hank I got to replace me with a Craigslist ad.

TM

Goodnight Fringie
 

I'm thankful that I can say I hope to see you soon.

And Happy Thanksgiving to all.*

TM

*Even DK

Re: Done
 

We can't rule out that the fish always felt out of place but had no choice in the matter. This would provide an evolutionary explanation for teens on Xanax.

Re: Done
 

baby steps. give a theory why Ironhead still posts here.

Re: Done
 

Inertia adulterated with the wafted stench of the Petre Principle.

Re: Put down your weapon, criminal.
 

Nice of your Lions to make it a game.

Tried to take Thurgreed's advice but unfortunately, couldn't find "Planes, Trains . . " anywhere.

Re: Done
 

Is that like the Petri dish Principal?

Re: Done
 

There's an ice-house here called Beavers that had one of the most amazing bartenders I've had the pleasure of ordering a drink from. You'd just give a vague idea of what sort of drink you'd want, and he'd come back with something utterly amazing. He infused most of the booze himself, made his own marichino cherries, made his own bitters, and otherwise did everything the hard way. He left a month or so ago to open his own bar, and it should be a pretty amazing place. It's goal is to banish forever the apple martini in Houston. It opens sometime this month.

This is the cocktail menu at Beavers, but it's just sort of a launching off pad.

ASIAN GODDESS
Charbay vodka, Crème de Cassis, ginger, lemongrass

DAX’s OBSESSION
Hendrick’s gin, tamarind syrup, orange juice

FORECAST
Habanero-infused Monopolowa vodka, cucumber, kaffir lime, lemon

MAYAHUEL FIZZ
Sotol (Mezcal), rosemary syrup, lime, egg white*

OPAL SMASH
Makers Mark, lemon, opal basil

PECAN OLD FASHIONED
Pecan-Infused Wellers Bourbon, Angostura bitters, sugar

PISCO SOUR
Barsol Pisco, lemon, Angostura bitters, egg white*

ROSEMARY RICKEY
No. 209 gin, lime, rosemary

SAZERAC
Wild Turkey Rye, Lucid Absinthe, Peychaud’s bitters

SOUTHERN GIMLET
Plymouth gin, lime, mint

THE DARB
Junipero gin, Vya dry vermouth, apricot brandy, lemon

THE LAST WORD
Bombay Sapphire gin, green Chartreuse, Maraschino liqueur, lime

TRAIN WRECK
Remy Martin cognac, vanilla-cardamom gastrique, Angostura mist, flamed orange zest

The Gift for Those Who Have Everything...
 

...except rock hard abs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0

The funny thing is, if you are able to sit upright on that chair, you're definitely getting a serious ab workout.

TM

Re: Done
 

IIRC, the Petre Principle has to do with the tendency of people to rise within an organization to the level of their incompetence, at which point they become firmly stuck and can only be dislodged with potassium nitrate.