Baby Names
 

Oddly, I had the same concern, but for a different reason. I had already understood her ass to be perfect.

As for the Simpsons movie, I don't really understand. The 350+ episodes have been great (well, most of them). What does a movie add? Why not focus on making 5 good episodes instead? Is the television vehicle inadequate for exploring the depths of the Simpsons thoughts, actions, and hilarity? Would a two-part show, or a one-hour episode not meet the needs?

Both of the Clints I know are gay.

Baby Names
 

I'd imagine that the profits from the movie (as opposed to that of the TV show) will go into either a different set of pockets, or the same pockets in different amounts. Incentives like these tend to warp prior artistic sensibilities.

Slow news day
 

Dirty Harry, indeed.

In other news, the breakfast waitress is still hot.

Where did I say he/she couldn't be? He/she just has to be gay in that tough, fuck-you-in-the-ass Viking sort of way.

shooters
 

Yes, back in the days of the "Sex on the Beach" and other provocatively named drinks. These days, those old drink names all seem rather quaint. These days, it seems routine to see a gaggle of 20-something girls drunkenly giggling as they order a round of "Hot Spurting Cum on My Face" shots, or snickering conspiratorially as they order the bachelorette party honoree a "Throbbing Donkey Cock in My Ass."

Despite the increasingly racy drink names, however, I cannot help but think that all sexually-oriented drink names are forever stuck in the 80s. I'd sooner loudly order a Mojito then join the softball team in a celebratory round of "Exploding Vaginal Discharge" shots.

Str8's review of Lawtalkers, 6/8/05
 

Until now.

shooters
 

My goodness, since when are you so Victorian? I can remember (and it was more recently than the 80's), when the plf I once knew would proudly and loudly order a "Double Anal with a Twist". Now it's just Mojito, Mojito, Mojito.

[wistful sigh]

He said it limits the names. Any girl's name would have the same problem with Dick as the last name:

• e.g. Sharon Dick

would generate middle name guesses of "sux" or "luvs." I don't think any name would be better or worse.

I have thought long and hard on this question, and still cannot guess. And the "clue" that "pompous-ass" threw out is, like some much of his posting, nonsense, I'm afraid.

So I don't know what it might be.

shooters
 

How do you make a Double Anal with a Twist?

shooters
 

Very carefully.

PLF:mojito as hipster:Pabst Blue Ribbon
 

In his defense, the Mojito is quite tasty.

shooters
 

At his health club the steam room is set near to the bar so there's often confusion.

To A Certain Special Someone
 

Happy Birthday! You're the greatest!

eta: oops.

I have no idea what you're saying.

In terms of certain first names causing more trouble with that last name than others, what about Anita?

The name has to be something that makes many names sound bad, but not all. He said he was restricted, or something like that, implying there are some names that would be okay. "Dick" would be bad for all. Anita Dick would be worse than Sharon Dick, actually Sharon dick would be funny now that i say it again, so let me amend:

Sharon/Anita Dick would be worse than Sally or Polly or most other names, but there are no OK names to go with dick. The best thing you could do for a daughter, if your last name is dick, is to give her up for adoption.

Baby Names
 

Balls don't lie.

shooters
 

Um, that wasn't a drink, dear.

shooters
 

Um, that isn't a drink, dear.

Cake!!
 

Wow. Deadly cheese.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/3217744

shooters
 

Shut up and drink your Anal Creampie on the Rocks.

shooters
 

Usually my iced half-caf coffee with milk is one of the day's highlights.

Cake!!
 

I'm wondering if I should reassess my opinion of those awesome, awesome taco trucks behind the Airline Market. Or maybe just ask them not to put cheese on the gorditas. Queso fesco is awesome stuff, though.

shooters
 

That sludgy brown stuff may not be coffee. And the white stuff may not be milk. Maybe the ice numbs the tastebuds?

Cake!!
 

I eat raw cheese now and then. I don't think it's any more harmful than eating beef, which could give you mad cow, and apparently may give you antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050115/food.asp

Or getting salmonella, or botulism, or E coli poisoning or mercury poisoning or whatever else you can get from food.

shooters
 

Well in that case it would at least get the "no caffeine during pregnancy!" fascists off my back.*











* They're not actually on my back. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about consuming caffeine. Except the authors of all those annoying books, but they can't see me. Nor can anyone else, because I drink it at home, hidden from public view, or I drink it from a non-transparent beverage holder. Or, I buy it where nobody knows I'm pregnant, but might merely think to themselves, if they give a collective damn, that I should lay off the whole milk, because it's bikini season, after all.

shooters
 

I think feces are contraindicated during pregnancy. Bacteria or something. Not sure whether feces or raw cheese would be more dangerous.

Cake!!
 

I imagine that there are a lot of risks associated from eating tacos from the trucks behind Airline market. The benefits totally and completly outweigh the risks though. I'm really, really hungry now

Cake!!
 

I recently read an article (I think in the Press) about health inspections on the taco trucks. I'm with you on the benefits, though. I should probably just stop reading.

shooters
 

Cake!!
 

some of the best Mexican food I've had is from lunch trucks in Crystal City, though I believe it was made by Central americans, not Mexicans. why I ever ate at expensive restaurants when I could get those pork pupusas for $1.25 is a mystery.

shooters
 

Yeah, well, only if all three of you only fuck each other and all of you have tested negative. Otherwise, go with
http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../89452/300.jpg
or
http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../12679/300.jpg
Or something thicker, but not oil-based.

All 3 of the Clints I knew said it was hell being called Clit during their teen years.

Cake!!
 

Potato tacos. Mmmmm.

Jessica Alba Breastivle Day
 

http://www.m90.org/photos/ja-seethru9.jpg

I'd give her a double anal twist.

Your update
 

Because I was drinking to numb the pain of root canal last night, I decided to watch TV and not Tivo. Last night's selection was Dancing with the Stars. Which is kind of a chick version of the Contender. Stars duke it out with dances chosen by the judges. A star gets paired with a professional. The big problem is that the professional guys are as gay as cheese. With tight asses.

You get to see them practice and get psyched up for competition. There is the Paula Abdul wannabe judge, who usually doesn't say anything bad about any of the dancers except she just roasted some woman from General Hospital. In fairness, she was a crappy dancer. And Evander Holyfield, considering he is a professional boxer, is horribly uncoordinated. He'll get voted out soon, but not before General Hospital lady. The other 2 judges are a British guy and another guy with what I believe to be a Spanish or South American accent - he is the Simon Cowell - doesn't much like anyone.
Oh, and Trista was there. She is another one who can't dance. And she's a whiner. She asked that Ryan be there for rehearsal because her gay as cheese professional dancer guy was getting too close and she was uncomfortable with it.

Surprises, Rachel Hunter and John O'Hurley are really quite good.
Rachel did the splits and lifted her leg over her head. But otherwise, this show sucks.

http://a.abc.com/primetime/dancing/i...io_ohurley.jpg

Psychic Detective
 

Oh yeah, I also watched Psychic Detective because I am fascinated by psychic detectives. Not so fascinated by the psychics who claim to talk to dead people - because they are fake.

The usual crime solved using a psychic but no one in the force believes in psychics, and they're usually mostly right about who the killer is type of show. Not bad. Better than Dancing with the Stars.

Feeling bitter?
 

Couldn't you get RT's Clints to help you out?

Cake!!
 

Just stick with Taqueria Tapatia and you'll be fine. And by the way, now I'm totally jonesing for a burrito al pastor, you beeeyotch.

Your update
 

This may be the new avatar for Not Bob's Id.

eta: A striking resemblance, seriously. Except I don't like that slight, barely there, double chin. That's a little too close to me to be my id's avatar.