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Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 04:31 PM
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
 
I know there's a general ban on Michael Jackson pictures, but I'm really curious about what this looked like:



JACKSON WATER PARK TREAT

MICHAEL JACKSON rented out an entire water park in Dubai so children and their parents could have fun for free.

The reclusive superstar, now based in the middle east, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, wearing a white lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes.

A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "He looked even stranger than usual.

"His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favours."

http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index22.htm

LessinSF 09-14-2005 04:33 PM
Words We Love
 
Why is the word "bucket" funny to me, as in "What's his bucket?"

nononono 09-14-2005 04:37 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fair enough. I'm just surprised to see wonk being forward, that's all.
Oh, I'm sure that he's just being welcoming, right?

Replaced_Texan 09-14-2005 04:37 PM
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I know there's a general ban on Michael Jackson pictures, but I'm really curious about what this looked like:



JACKSON WATER PARK TREAT

MICHAEL JACKSON rented out an entire water park in Dubai so children and their parents could have fun for free.

The reclusive superstar, now based in the middle east, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, wearing a white lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes.

A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "He looked even stranger than usual.

"His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favours."

http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index22.htm
I take it as a point of personal pride that I had no idea until now that he'd gone into exile.

taxwonk 09-14-2005 04:40 PM
Green-Eyed Monster
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Not for nuthin', but the last time someone tried to move in on one of Not Bob's little chippies they never found the guy's body. I'm just sayin'.
I'm not moving in. I'm just stopping by to say "How you doin'?

robustpuppy 09-14-2005 04:42 PM
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it as a point of personal pride that I had no idea until now that he'd gone into exile.
Does Dubai have a lot of deprived kids?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 04:45 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Flinty beat (tee hee!) all of us to the joke here.

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that I haven't gotten around to sharing with the Board. This one had no recently departed news anchors -- it was populated entirely of FB people.

I was riding on a bus with Sequels. Coltrane and Sebby had just died engaging in a heroic ocean rescue (although those rescuers perished, the victims survived), and Sequels was devastated. As we rode along toward our undetermined destination, I consoled her while she wept over her lost love and the wedding and the family that was never to be. As I was tut-tutting and telling Sequels how much Coltrane loved her (all the while holding back my tears over my lost internet love, out of deference to his beloved wife), the bus driver piped up and said, in a snarky tone, "Don't listen to her sentimental crap. Coltrane had cold feet, big time, and only proposed because you were both hitting thirty and he saw the ultimatum on the wall."

I turned to see that it was Piagow driving the bus. She had a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and was wearing a getup you might see on Stevie Nicks, if she were homeless. Lots of chiffon and whatnot. She had her left foot, which was shod in a high-heeled strappy sandal, up on the dash, which was curious because the bus had a manual transmission.

I turned my attention away from the driver and back to Sequels, to whom I said, "Don't listen to her, she's crazy, and bitter because Coltrane was never her internet boyfriend. Coltrane really loved you. He said that you were the only woman he'd ever dated whom he wanted to be with exclusively. If you don't believe me, ask Gwinky, DTB, and Fringey."

I think Sequels was consoled, but at that point my attention was again distracted, this time by the fact that the bus was headed straight for the river. At this point I noticed empty Shiraz bottles and wine-filled chocolate boxes on the bus floor, and I called out, "Who the fuck let Paigow drive the fucking bus?"

As the river drew ever closer, and I pondered how the newspaper headline would convey the painful irony of Sequels's perishing in a water-related accident so soon after losing her fiance to a water rescue (and how my love affair with Sebby would never be acknowledged) I realized, with great relief, that we were riding on one of those duck tour buses.

When I got off in front of the Lincoln Memorial, Thurgreed was there to meet me, and the first thing he said was, "Who the fuck let Paigow drive the fucking bus?"
You didn't look on the side of the bus? It says, "SlaveTours, Inc."

TM

NotFromHere 09-14-2005 04:48 PM
The Apprentice
 
Alla Wartenberg, whose "Apprentice" bio describes her as a self-made multi-millionaire who owns a chain of upscale salons and day spas in Las Vegas, allegedly once worked at a Vegas strip club and may have been involved with a man who conspired to rob and murder several individuals, according to theSmokingGun.com.

According to the web site's report, during her days working at The Palomino, an all-nude Vegas club, "Wartenberg developed a 'pretty platonic relationship' with a regular named Robert Acremant, a California businessman who would pay her between $500-1500 (and sometimes more) for an evening's worth of dances."

However, it was this courtship of Alla that would allegedly drive a desperate Acremant, who needed money to spend on Alla, to plot the 1995 robbery of two Oregon women — an attempted heist that ended with Acremant killing the duo, the web site reports.

Acremant also murdered Scott George, a California friend, in a second botched 1995 robbery bid, according to the site.

Convicted in the slayings, Acremant has been sentenced to death in both California and Oregon, where he is currently imprisoned. According to investigators, Acremant considered Alla his girlfriend, while she saw him as nothing more than a cash machine, a pleasant mark with whom she shared her phone number, but no intimacies, the web site report continued.

Makes you wonder, if she makes this kind of money, why she wants to be the Apprentice?


http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0913/4969584.jpg

taxwonk 09-14-2005 04:54 PM
How can I find a woman like that?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Word.

Apropos of nothing, "Not Bob's Little Chippies" would be a good name for a band.
I thought that's waht you got Big Wanda over to the Dew Droppe Inn to start calling the home fries?

taxwonk 09-14-2005 04:56 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fair enough. I'm just surprised to see wonk being forward, that's all.
I can't help it. I tried to just make idle chit-chat, but then Coltrane, PLF, Weed, and Hank cornered me in the parking lot and told me to start using my schtick or they'd beat me to death with it.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 04:57 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mena Suvari? Natasha Lyonne? The chick from Buffy?
http://www.wapko.com/shannon_elizabeth/pic2.jpg

And Coltrane wishes.

TM

taxwonk 09-14-2005 04:57 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Ty@50
Have I mentioned that Wonk gets to be a big star in elder-porno?
Good 'til my heart pops!

Not Bob 09-14-2005 04:57 PM
The Apprentice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0913/4969584.jpg
Is that the Chrysler Building, or are you just glad to see me?

robustpuppy 09-14-2005 04:58 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.wapko.com/shannon_elizabeth/pic2.jpg

And Coltrane wishes.

TM
For a woman with suprisingly uneven nipple placement?

taxwonk 09-14-2005 04:59 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Oh, I'm sure that he's just being welcoming, right?
Um, yeah. That's right. Welcoming.

nononono 09-14-2005 05:02 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Um, yeah. That's right. Welcoming.
See, as I thought. You know, I just feel so safe with you.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 05:03 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I don't know what you mean! Just minding my own business here. And I did not disappear unaccountably from the party for a few minutes a little time ago, no way.
Please end this stupid little analogy.

TM

taxwonk 09-14-2005 05:07 PM
They don't know about us. They've never heard of love.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
See, as I thought. You know, I just feel so safe with you.
I'll always protect you, Darling. Except when Not Bob's protecting you, of course. The rest of these guys are animals.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 05:07 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Closest celebrity look-a-like would be Cameron Diaz, before she got rail thin.
Got rail thin?

http://sum148.zattevrienden.be/nice%...e-approved.jpg

[spree: multiple half-naked shots]

Oh, and congratulations.

TM

nononono 09-14-2005 05:09 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please end this stupid little analogy.

TM
Being pithily dismissive is much more effective if you don't use words incorrectly.

Pretty Little Flower 09-14-2005 05:17 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Being pithily dismissive is much more effective if you don't use words incorrectly.
Exactly right, my clever newber friend! In my original post, I said, "As I'm sure you will soon see, this place is much like a cocktail party." That's a simile, not an analogy!!!!

confidential to newber: TM is not so bright, which is why he is cranky a lot of the time.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-14-2005 05:17 PM
The Apprentice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
a regular named Robert Acremant, a California businessman who would pay her between $500-1500 (and sometimes more) for an evening's worth of dances."

However, it was this courtship of Alla that would allegedly drive a desperate Acremant, who needed money to spend on Alla, to plot the 1995 robbery of two Oregon women — an attempted heist that ended with Acremant killing the duo, the web site reports.

Acremant also murdered Scott George, a California friend, in a second botched 1995 robbery bid, according to the site.

Convicted in the slayings, Acremant has been sentenced to death in both California and Oregon, where he is currently imprisoned.
There but for the grace of god goes Sidd...

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 05:19 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
For a woman with suprisingly uneven nipple placement?
That's funny, I thought you saw the movie.

TM

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 05:20 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please end this stupid little analogy.

TM
Shut up and have a drink.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 05:22 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Being pithily dismissive is much more effective if you don't use words incorrectly.
Sorry, didn't want to confuse you. Is this better?: Shut up.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 05:23 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Shut up and have a drink.
Get a hair cut, hippie.

TM

nononono 09-14-2005 05:23 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sorry, didn't want to confuse you. Is this better?: Shut up.

TM
Well, yes, it's much better knowing that by using no-greater-than-two-syllable words, you probably now know what you're talking about.

Pretty Little Flower 09-14-2005 05:24 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Well, yes, it's much better knowing that by using no-greater-than-two-syllable words, you probably now know what you're talking about.
Total.

Burn.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 05:25 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Get a hair cut, hippie.

TM
Dude, that's like so not good for your karma.

Pretty Little Flower 09-14-2005 05:26 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Get a hair cut, hippie.

TM
Just one hair?

Pretty Little Flower 09-14-2005 05:26 PM
Sad story
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Just one hair?
Total.

Burn.

Gattigap 09-14-2005 05:26 PM
The Apprentice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
There but for the grace of god goes Sidd...
Nah, Sidd's much smarter. Ever wonder what happened to Not Me? Just For Fun?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2005 05:27 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Picture of American Pie chick

And Coltrane wishes.

TM
I actually don't think she's that pretty in the face. Her body is a different story.

Pretty Little Flower 09-14-2005 05:29 PM
The Apprentice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Nah, Sidd's much smarter. Ever wonder what happened to Not Me? Just For Fun?
You're a very angry man. What is the source of the fuel for this constant searing rage?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2005 05:34 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Got rail thin?

http://sum148.zattevrienden.be/nice%...e-approved.jpg

[spree: multiple half-naked shots]

Oh, and congratulations.

TM
She was hottest in her The Mask days when she had more meat on her:

http://web.mit.edu/21f.714/www/hispanos/diaz.jpg

Alex_de_Large 09-14-2005 05:35 PM
We're all chapter 11 bitches now...
 
Delta and NWA both filed for Chapter 11 protection today.

spree: CNN

Anonymous Fashionista 09-14-2005 05:35 PM
To That Special B-day boy!!
 
Happy happy, u know who!!!

Have a rockin, sockin' day!!!

Anon (because I work with the bday person)

paigowprincess 09-14-2005 05:36 PM
[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 
Why is it that I have to delete my cookies in order to log out? I have had to do this in the past but just don't feel like having to reset all my logins.

baltassoc 09-14-2005 05:36 PM
Fuck it, we're going to Five Razors
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Has anyone tried the Quattro? Is it better? I stopped at the vibrating Mach 3.

TM
I got a Quattro free in the mail a few months ago (no idea why or where it came from). I shaved about half my face before I threw it away. It felt like shaving with a cheese grater. There is a point of diminshing returns, and that point is three blades.

robustpuppy 09-14-2005 05:38 PM
I Had A Dream
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's funny, I thought you saw the movie.

TM
I have a very poor memory.


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