cockumentary
 

Nice pun.

rudimentary
 

I SEE NOW! He was saying she's single because she's a bitch. But I see at least two faulty assumptions in Coltrane's logic.

Are we sure he's a lawyer? Is he one of Sebby's law school classmates?

cockumentary
 

RP, you know I love you, but for the love of pete -- how do you revise a two-word post?

cockumentary
 

Um, there are three words in that post.

Am I supposed to put a hyphen between "three" and "word"?

cockumentary
 

The first draft was complimenting PLF's buns.

cockumentary
 

It's twue. Nobody reads the subject lines.

cockumentary
 

she changed the re line.

Apparently Sunny actually does have friends. . .
 

My paramour reads Playboy. Is this a problem?

http://slate.msn.com/id/2108198/?GT1=5809

[spree: Dear Prudie]

Random things
 

a.) I'm glad it's Friday. It's been a long, long week.

2.) I see another movie weekend in my immediate future. The Incredibles will be seen.

iii.) Thanks to last night's discussion, I am now listening to the Urban Cowboy Soundtrack. I'd forgotten about a "Devil Went Down to Georgia" incident a few years back, but hearing it again brought back hysterical, if embarrassing memories.

*) I was wandering around the table of contents of the Texas Penal Code and found a section that was added in the last legislative session. I immediately called my brother because I was worried that, even though they can't nail him on sodomy anymore, he routinely engages in a Class C midemeanor. The title of the section was "Laser Pointers." My brother'll occassionally take a laser pointer out on to his 23rd floor balcony and randomly point it at pedestrians in the transit center near his apartment building. Fortunately, I actually read the statute, and they're only worried about pointing laser pointers at cops. The rest of the public is fair game to terrify.

cockumentary
 

There are? You mean, including the title? I suppose.

No.

cockumentary
 

I hereby further amend yesterday's post to indicate that only RP will catch my change. Sorry dtb, but this time she's got it, and you... well, maybe it will work out with Sebby.

cockumentary
 

Well, she did not change the two you were paying attention to.

Further Developments
 

In considering today's developments, I also withdraw my suggestion that dtb would be able to get more than 50% on the prosody quiz.

Luckily, she doesn't like compliments.

Sharapova
 

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/...gplacesdan.jpg

And she was wearing my Harvard tie! Like, oh, sure, she went to Harvard.

Back from a bender
 

After a two-month flirtation with internet poker and sports-betting, I'm done.

Question: How can you end up ahead by $2,750 (or more) and feel sucky? Answer: by pissing away over $3,000 in winnings over three days playing 10-20 and 20-40.

Highlight was definitely winning the 160-person monthly freeroll (first place = $3,000).

I still have plenty of futures bets, some of which may cash (e.g. Dolphins to win under 7.5 games this season, Seahawks to win over 9.5 games this season), so my final total isn't yet known. But for now, my balance is zero, and I'm not putting back in any of the money I've banked.

Anyways, this is my way of saying I'm sort of back. Did I miss breasticle day?