"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Sealab, right? based upon this forum I have made my family watch it 2 times. it seemed completely straight both times, like johnny quest- but you're saying its not- maybe i saw the wrong parts of the wrong episodes.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Hi, Hank.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Hi!

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

on politics i meant to post as you- the above was a log in error. i meant the sealab post to be Hank- oh Ty! all anyone wants is for you to come back like we knew you. don't you read Updike- Rabbit came back to janice and she drowned their fucking baby.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

I'm starting to question my very existence. Am I actually Not Not Flinty, which would also make me Not Not Not Ty? If so, I think I'm wearing someone else's pants.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

in related news nfh held in terrorism plot

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,119243,00.html

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Hmm, I was wondering where Penske has been. The material witness is also an atty.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

nfh also claims to be one.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Ditto. Thankfully Putzke tried to cop a feel on e/o's righteous ass at SxSW and she banned him. LOL.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Hehehe. He's minor league Thottam.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

You look liken a cross between Christine Todd Whitman and Penske. Blech.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Brandon Mayfield, a U.S. citizen, was taken into custody on a material witness warrant, said a senior law enforcement official in Washington, D.C., speaking on condition of anonymity. The arrest, first reported in Newsweek, is the first known in the United States with connections to the March 11 bombings in Madrid.

Newsweek said Mayfield had done child custody work for one of six Oregon Muslims convicted last year of trying to travel to Afghanistan to help Usama bin Laden's terror network Al Qaeda.

The FBI also searched the man's home, which he shares with his wife, the official said.

Mayfield's fingerprints were found on materials related to the Madrid bombings, said a second senior law enforcement official, also speaking on condition of anonymity.

Hm, related to the bombing: the bombings in Spain were connected to al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is connected to some guy who had been in the US who had custody issues. Custody issues usually involve paperwork. Paperwork connected with legal issues is frequently touched by lawyers. Voila! Fingerprints!!!

I think I am a shoo-in at the Justice Dept.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Surely on a Thursday in Monkeytown you could be out drinking at 6:30, and instead you're here with your electronic friends. We're touched, but you should be getting out more.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

you go girl! turns out it was a petty crime!!

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Also turns out the fingerprints were on the handle of one of the suitcases blown apart by explosives.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

And he is a muslim himself. 'Nuff said.

PSA
 

All true, Mr. Chinaski, er, Hank. And thanks for the bus tickets. I can't wait for you to show me around Detroit!

PSA
 

I think it is Ms. Chinaski. I think. Whatever it is, it is making me feel sick.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

How dare you!!! I am beautiful.

And she does not have a good cheek.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Off my corner ho!

Her implants (if she even has any) suck, too.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

There was one episode as you describe. It was an entirely straight ahead Sealab 2020 from 1972, except at the end Sealab blows up when the submarine it spent the entire episode rescuing plows into it. Not particularly worthwhile as punchlines go, as you discovered.

I don't how how this happened a second time. Perhaps your Cumiden dose is affecting memory. Perhaps you consider the thought of putting your brain into an Adrienne Barbot-bot "completely straight," or you really do like your steak covered in slut sauce.

"Inner strength! Inner strength."
 

Mysogynistic bastard. You liberals always are . . . .

Less than 20 posts to 5K and Penske Material shows up. Hmmm.

Segue...
 

For anyone who can establish otherwise, here's a prize -- THE Clark bar from the movie, "Looking For Mister Clark Bar".

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

So, you enjoy bullemia?

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

As to the first para, I disagree. Most men I know will try like hell to talk to a really hot chick and only think her a bitch after she rebuffs them.

As to the second para, hot chicks are held to an unfairly high standard. Where an average person is deemed shy or aloof, they are deemed stuck up or snotty.

As to para three, that might as well be a law of gravity. We can spot chicks who only act nice to guys, and usually they crave male attention and tend to be easier than their more secure counterparts. We know they're bags of cats, but fuck it... so are most people when you get right down to it. You'll be annoyed about some element of whomever you fuck, so if the sole detractor on a chick you're eyeing is that she doesn't get along with the other hens, hey, that's not a dealbreaker at all.

PSA
 

Whenever any of the old group from infirm politics say "bus", I get all maudlin and misty eyed thinking about Juan.

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

I always find it funny when people presume men are entirely led around by their dicks. You do realize that even in the throes of anaimal drunken lusting, the lights are still on upstairs. Just keep it in mind. We engage in more high risk behavior than you, but that doesn't mean we're apes...

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

At least we try to.

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

Those are hardly absolutes. The first sentence is clearly a throwaway (although, I'd be surprised if you did know any hot women). "It happens all the time" isn't an absolute at all.

Saying you, personally don't know any nonbitchy hot women who want, but don't have any women friends is silly. How many nonbitchy hot women do you actually know? Hell, how many bitchy hot women do you actually know? (And please concentrate on the word "actually" in your response.)

Would my next comment be that I've got you pegged?

Just kidding. You may be nosy, but you're not a bitch.

From your vast amount of personal experience, I'm sure.

Yeah.

TM

Friends Finale
 

1) Whiff - read SS's post carefully, and assume he did not make a typo.

2) Yes, there was more than one. The Rembrandts were a semi-obscure, semi-alternative band that were actually pretty decent. Kind of like Toad The Wet Sprocket, the Gin Blossomsm or Crowded House. I have their first album somewhere, and it's not bad.

FWIW, I thought the final episode of Friends pretty muched sucked. Of course, I felt this way about most of the series, so this is little surprise.

Friends Finale
 

"Can I tell you something honestly?" Jon Stewart said on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" on Thursday. "I never watched that show — and I'm sick of it."

This is why Jon Stewart is man-crushable.

Friends Finale
 

I had a dentist appointment this morning, so I haven't tried yet. Is it true that food no longer tastes good?

K Race Anyone?
 

Bring it on.

Chicken Shit.

Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
 

Not entirely by your dicks. In addition to sex, as a group, you also like sports and drinking and eating.

K Race Anyone?
 

I am above K racing.

E/O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

PLease no!!!!!! Go away!

K Racing
 

I bring you McClusky Kitties (Spree: sound, gnarly feline teeth video that gets better at end)

Zep
 

And http://j1media.com/misc/sth/

And Michael