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Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-09-2005 02:02 PM

Cake!!
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Just stick with Taqueria Tapatia and you'll be fine. And by the way, now I'm totally jonesing for a burrito al pastor, you beeeyotch.
Burrito Buggy.

taxwonk 06-09-2005 02:05 PM

Cake!!
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Burrito Buggy.
Very good, but no Taqueria Tapatia. Trust me, I've put in my time at both.

NotFromHere 06-09-2005 02:06 PM

Your update
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
This may be the new avatar for Not Bob's Id.

eta: A striking resemblance, seriously. Except I don't like that slight, barely there, double chin. That's a little too close to me to be my id's avatar.
This is you?

Drawn to performing from a young age, he remembers dressing up in a swimsuit, homemade oxygen tank and goggles to watch his favorite show Sea Hunt.

Though an ardent Boston Red Sox Fan, John's true sporting passion is golf. He maintains his single digit handicap by playing on the Celebrity Player Tour.

An accomplished stage actor, John has starred in national tours of Pirates of Penzance, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Brigadoon. He is currently lending his voice to King Neptune in SpongeBob SquarePants, Captain Star Johnson in Duck Dodgers, and King Wallace II in Kim Possible.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-09-2005 02:08 PM

Your update
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
.... and King Wallace II in Kim Possible.
Wow!

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:10 PM

You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Couldn't you get RT's Clints to help you out?
Maybe the Hotel Kabbala could help with that.

"Madonna's support for Kabbalah is growing. She has already spent £3.6million on a West End headquarters for the controversial religious sect. Now she has bought it a £1.6million Regent's Park property.

The star, who became a Kabbalah devotee in the Nineties, has purchased the five-storey Georgian house to be used as a hotel cum drop-in centre for the sect. "

http://www.thisislondon.com/til/jsp/...temId=19193278

ltl/fb 06-09-2005 02:10 PM

boobs
 
Is it possible to get a breast lift, not including implants, that involves minimal scarring? Or does it require the anchor-shaped scar you get with breast reduction?

ETA I don't necessarily trust the internet on this.

spookyfish 06-09-2005 02:11 PM

Jessica Alba Breastivle Day
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.m90.org/photos/ja-seethru9.jpg

I'd give her a double anal twist.
I wonder how tall she is?

NotFromHere 06-09-2005 02:12 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Newest trend in plastic surgery, Vagina Makeovers.

Women are coming to plastic surgeons, ob-gyns and a hybrid specialist called a urogynecologist for procedures to nip the inner labia, plump the outer labia, tighten the vagina and even restore the hymen.

Stubbs performs what he calls “the Toronto trim,” a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight “unhooding” of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isn’t being quite so reclusive.

Women are just beginning to have another new procedure, too: G-spot enhancement.

After Dr. Gary Alter, who practices in both Beverly Hills and New York, performed a labia reduction on the makeover show “Dr. 90210,” “it brought lots of women out of the closet. I got massive amounts of e-mails and phone calls.”

The reasons for the popularity of genital makeovers should be familiar to regular readers of Sexploration. As we’ve seen, pubic hair grooming has become practically a must. When all that hair gets shaved or waxed off, the naughty bits become much more obvious. We can see what’s up down there. And men and women are watching more porn these days (*gasp*), looking at the newly visible private parts, and comparing.

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:14 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Newest trend in plastic surgery, Vagina Makeovers.

Women are coming to plastic surgeons, ob-gyns and a hybrid specialist called a urogynecologist for procedures to nip the inner labia, plump the outer labia, tighten the vagina and even restore the hymen.

Stubbs performs what he calls “the Toronto trim,” a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight “unhooding” of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isn’t being quite so reclusive.

Women are just beginning to have another new procedure, too: G-spot enhancement.

After Dr. Gary Alter, who practices in both Beverly Hills and New York, performed a labia reduction on the makeover show “Dr. 90210,” “it brought lots of women out of the closet. I got massive amounts of e-mails and phone calls.”

The reasons for the popularity of genital makeovers should be familiar to regular readers of Sexploration. As we’ve seen, pubic hair grooming has become practically a must. When all that hair gets shaved or waxed off, the naughty bits become much more obvious. We can see what’s up down there. And men and women are watching more porn these days (*gasp*), looking at the newly visible private parts, and comparing.
Why would it turn them into lesbians? A more attractive box to chow?

NotFromHere 06-09-2005 02:18 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would it turn them into lesbians? A more attractive box to chow?
What?

And Doctor 90210? What the hell is that?

Alex_de_Large 06-09-2005 02:22 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What?

And Doctor 90210? What the hell is that?
Here's another question: are these involved?

http://www.themindrobber.co.uk/new-d...dalek-side.jpg

notcasesensitive 06-09-2005 02:22 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What?

And Doctor 90210? What the hell is that?
Doctor 90210 is a reality tv show on E! that follows the practice of a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. It is more well known than Plastic Surgery Beverly Hills, which was basically the same thing on TLC and featured a friend of ours who, surprisingly given the name of the show, practices plastic surgery in Beverly Hills. Fringey, I can look into your question.

ltl/fb 06-09-2005 02:26 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Doctor 90210 is a reality tv show on E! that follows the practice of a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills. It is more well known than Plastic Surgery Beverly Hills, which was basically the same thing on TLC and featured a friend of ours who, surprisingly given the name of the show, practices plastic surgery in Beverly Hills. Fringey, I can look into your question.
Thanks! It is looking like probably not, which makes sense. I guess if you didn't mind having scars across your upper chest/shoulders, you could lift from the top, but I think that would bug me.

lo-berry 06-09-2005 02:26 PM

confidential to Not_Bob
 
Heard on the streets of Boston today:

Yuppie banker type: "But it is so hot, that is why I bought it for you"

Prim and proper junior leaguer companion: "And so you really want me to use a strap-on?!?"


I got wood just typing the reminiscence.

NotFromHere 06-09-2005 02:30 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! It is looking like probably not, which makes sense. I guess if you didn't mind having scars across your upper chest/shoulders, you could lift from the top, but I think that would bug me.
Then just get the G-spot enhancement. No scars.

robustpuppy 06-09-2005 02:30 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! It is looking like probably not, which makes sense. I guess if you didn't mind having scars across your upper chest/shoulders, you could lift from the top, but I think that would bug me.
Isn't the scarier aspect of a breast lift they move the nipples? Eek. Plus, potential loss of sensation. Double eek!

Jessica Alba appears to have the most perfect breasts on the planet.

Anonymous Fashionista 06-09-2005 02:32 PM

to that special spiritually inspirational someone
 
Happy belated anniversary! Hope things are well down there.

ltl/fb 06-09-2005 02:33 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Isn't the scarier aspect of a breast lift they move the nipples? Eek. Plus, potential loss of sensation. Double eek!

Jessica Alba appears to have the most perfect breasts on the planet.
The nipple moving and loss of sensation are part of doing the whole anchor-incisions-lift-from-the-bottom thing. If they could just shrink the skin on my upper chest, that would be great.

str8outavannuys 06-09-2005 02:40 PM

Is this in the top 1000?
 
This from today's Variety, in the regular "Births" column:

To Emily and Penn Jillette, a girl, Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, June 3, Los (sic) Vegas. Mother is non-pro; father is comic/magician and half of the performing due Penn & Teller.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-09-2005 02:40 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The nipple moving and loss of sensation are part of doing the whole anchor-incisions-lift-from-the-bottom thing. If they could just shrink the skin on my upper chest, that would be great.
Just expose them to Ironweed's face.

TM

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:42 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Toronto Trim would be a good poker name.

NotFromHere 06-09-2005 02:43 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Toronto Trim would be a good poker name.
Or a K race name for the next title of this place.

Hank Chinaski 06-09-2005 02:44 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would it turn them into lesbians? A more attractive box to chow?
Going head to head, mano e mano, you've proven yourself:
  • Meet Shape Shifter- 2nd dumbest!

Should we celebrate?

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:45 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or a K race name for the next title of this place.
Ssssssshhhhhhh!!!

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:46 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Going head to head, mano e mano, you've proven yourself:
  • Meet Shape Shifter- 2nd dumbest!

Should we celebrate?
Off lo-berry's corner, ho.

Sports Guy sez Spurs in 5. What say you?

greatwhitenorthchick 06-09-2005 02:46 PM

You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
hotel cum
That is the best kind.

Hank Chinaski 06-09-2005 02:47 PM

The Toronto trim
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The nipple moving and loss of sensation are part of doing the whole anchor-incisions-lift-from-the-bottom thing. If they could just shrink the skin on my upper chest, that would be great.
Isn't part of the charm of dating a convicted murderer that he'd be more accepting of you, take the good with the bad?

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:47 PM

You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is the best kind.
Maybe. But I try to avoid the hotel cum drop-in centre.

spookyfish 06-09-2005 02:48 PM

You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Maybe. But I try to avoid the hotel cum drop-in centre.
In centre of what?

dtb 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jessica Alba appears to have the most perfect breasts on the planet.

OMG. That was my thought exactly.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
 
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Originally posted by spookyfish
In centre of what?
Taxwonk's drink.

TM

lo-berry 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Off lo-berry's corner, ho.

Sports Guy sez Spurs in 5. What say you?
Nice try. Still dumbest.

Anonymous Fashionista 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

to that special someone
 
Happy happy birhtday, I know you will keep changing, it's your nature, but we love you just the way you are!!

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by dtb
OMG. That was my thought exactly.
How can we really tell? We need another Breasticle Day.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-09-2005 02:49 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would it turn them into lesbians? A more attractive box to chow?
Why is this called the Toronto trim? Do girls from Toronto have nicer pussies than most? If that is so, yay! Life just keeps getting better and better!

lo-berry 06-09-2005 02:50 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How can we really tell? We need another Breasticle Day.
Better.

Anonymous Fashionista 06-09-2005 02:50 PM

to my ex-cubicle mate
 
Good luck with u know what! Love the law! See the law! Feel the law!

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:50 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by lo-berry
Nice try. Still dumbest.
Woo hoo!

lo-berry 06-09-2005 02:51 PM

The Toronto trim
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Woo hoo!
5000!

Shape Shifter 06-09-2005 02:51 PM

K
 
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