The Apprentice
 

Flinty.

That fucker loves to talk about his trunk, but conveniently forgets to mention that it's to a '74 Pinto.

Kill Reality
 

You must see Monday's show. Still, for my money, Battle of the Network Reality Stars has more laughs. Kill Reality is definitely primarily train-wreck footage.

Less, I have no idea why anyone would fuck him. Or be friends with him really. He must have some bad-ass charisma on a one-on-one basis, because I'd be all Jenna on his ass within one night of dealing with his drunken idiocy.

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Hmmm. Tell us, vy vould you need to log out, again?

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Happy Birthday 2 You
Happy Birthday 2 You
Happy Birthday Dear {Merde!!! That's Outable)
Happy Birthday 2 You!

And "Ping! to the Poooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww!

Merde!!! I replied to the wrong post!!! It appears I am bidding myself a happy birthday!!! Mon Dieu!!!

We're all chapter 11 bitches now...
 

This would never happen to Chuck D.

To A Certain Special Someone
 

I know I promised not to do this any more, but I am not to be trusted.

Happy Birthday, Special Someone!

Merde! STP!!!

To a Certain Special Federline
 

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Are you doing a German accent?

To a Certain Special Federline
 

What a strange, strange coincidence.

I Had A Dream
 

Even for Impressive Globes?

I Had A Dream
 

I also have a very small TV.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Notably, earlier this afternoon on the westide we saw the sky suddenly darken and unleash a hail of Cheetos and Red Bull.* The next generation of white trash has been delivered.

Gattigap








*Stolen, shamelessly, from The Defamer.

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

It's the universal, lame interrogation accent.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

I just need to hold out for another 6.1 hours.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

They are supposedly at "an LA hospital." gee, wonder which one.

Let's go visit.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

What are the odds on Federline's actually being there with madonna and child?

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Oooooh, maybe I could go pick him up at a local coffee shop. what was that pickup line again?

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Dunno. Anyone else having the problem?

Sad story
 

You don't have to be brilliant to point out that a nonononononnonon post is about a half-step above a nfh post.

TM

To a Certain Special Federline
 

You know, they put lo-jacks on babies these days.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

I don't want a baby.

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

No, but what is the deal with having the thread open up on a post from days ago that you've since read a jillion times?

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Barney's Beanery is not a coffeeshop

Sad story
 

Both of which are miles above yours? Rhetorical question. Oh, I mean (I'll cut the syllables again for you): you don't have to answer, or, if you'd rather: shut up.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

What's that? Is that near Cedars? Does he hang out there?

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Lets just say that there is a certain someone who has previously been known to log in and out a few times who had this issue.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

This is weher Janis Joplin last partied. Its also where str8 sometimes spies upon OC starlets. Weho.

As part of my donation to PETA
 

for the Disaster relief, I received a shirt with a picgture of a cute pig and it says "No, I don't have a spare rib". I also picked up the PETA Celebrity Cookbook. I look forward to Charlize's Meatless Loaf amongst others.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Mmmmm, babies.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

You know, when I first heard about lo-jacks for babies, I thought it was kind of repellent. Inside of 10 seconds, I saw the wisdom of it. Why has no one thought of this before?

The only invention I ever had was the anti-rape machine -- and I only got as far as the name: The Penis Biter (tm). I never even got to build a prototype.

Sad story
 

At least you're done pretending you're at a fucking cocktail party.

Hopefully this is evidence of some kind of personality that you could maybe include in your posts once in awhile.

TM

Sad story
 

Total.

Burn.

eta: merde!!!!!

Drivel alert
 

I am not feeling terribly inspired so I think G-Gash isn't gonna like this at all. Even if it has nothing to do with her.

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Speaking of lo......I'm back!!!!!!!

To a Certain Special Federline
 

Thurgreed's had many nicknames, but none better than that.

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Yes. Browser is Safari. I think it's one problem IE does not have.

K for me?
 

Beetlejuice me!!!

To a Certain Special Federline
 

hi

Is this it!??!!?
 

5K!! How sweet it is!!!!!

[Hi RT!!!] GLITCH [/Hi RT!!!}
 

Theoretically, I have not had any problems.

Woo hoo! k!