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I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.

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I usually do both at once. I've very little time.

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Who hasn't?

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You post this, but don't have time to post how often you are in the mood.

Now I'm all sad.

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NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

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Yeah, I hear that it takes you no time at all.

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No, but I complimented her new hairstyle.

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OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?

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So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?

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Translation:

I like to stay at work as long as possible and avoid going home alone to my dreary, lonely apartment and settling in with yet another night of television and quart of Haagen Dazs.

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The "Slave"? I did that with a straight razor on a Ciroc and Fuze "Jesus Juice" bender. Very William Burroughs of me, DYT?

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Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.

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It means nothing, sorta like Hagen Dazs, FGD.

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So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.

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You're thinking of NotBob. He could go longer. He's just selfish.