I just thought the whole idea was funny when I heard it... I doubt the working girls care if the guys are guidos, as long as they pay up.

Watches
 

I have a Patek that I inherited. It draws almost no attention at all, except for an occasional admiring glance from a collector. I assume the cougars think it's a Timex and I don't really pay attention to the working girls these days.

I was thinking more about the cougars and younger golddigger than the working girls. Are there really prostitutes who troll for johns near the viagra triangle?

Also, what was that triangle called before viagra?

Watches
 

Now THAT is a watch! I've been eyeing the 5110 for years, but, well, that's a spicy meatball!

I've never seen what I thought was a working girl in that area, but I probably don't know what to look for.

taxwonk triangle

Yes, they really do. They are the "high class call girl" types... They hang out the the upscale bars, looking for johns, typically guys in on business, etc. A recent news story said that some have local apartments or condos they work out of. They look for guys with expensive clothes, watches, etc. and strike up conversation with them, as they can apparently afford their rates.

Killing me softly
 

Boy, and I was such a gentleman when we met. Can't a guy get props on these boards?

Alright, after getting soaked for about a few days in a row, I'm getting a little sick of the fucking monsoon season we're having... It's currently looking pretty Old Testament outside.

Who's with me?

Me. My umbrella was useless. Soaked. Plus, I ended up getting drunk at a baseball game where not one pitch was thrown -- weds night at Sox Park -- 95 minute rain delay...then no game.

I'll join the choir. I'm sick of looking out the window of my brand new house in the sticks at the black, muddy mess that would be my beautiful new green lawn if it would stop raining long enough for them to put the fucking sod down.

Gassy
 

I think that I would have to get gas on the way there and the way back to go all the way to and from Will County, so it might not be cost-effective.

Whatever happened to Priceline's gas thing? I guess it never happened.

Gassy
 

Will Co. gas station I referred to earlier this week was up to $2.19 for regular unleaded today...

The Green Grass of Home
 

It's amazing how little it takes to make us suburbanites happy. They put my sod down this weekend, and I've spent probably a couple hours since then just gazing happily at my little expanse of green.

Of course, I'd still take a night in well, anywhere, with Sophie Marceau over my lawn. But until she realizes what she's missing, I'll get by on this.

grass
 

Please allow me to mentor you be telling you to water the living fuck out of that sod for the next month.