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Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 07:58 PM
Either Spanky is drinking wine with his PDA or
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
what is a webcrawler?
I think its something that goes over webpages looking for email addresses to spam, but if you can wait awhile Mr. Roesybeck will give a better answer.

paigowprincess 08-17-2005 08:02 PM
Spanky update
 
Oliver_Wendell_Ramone Viewing New Topics 08:49 PM
Spanky Viewing Thread Making Baby Jesus Cry


Well unless the Serb is really the Baby Jesus in a Stiepper waitress outfit having ungodly orgasms, I think the date is over.

ANd Ollie, I havent read th New Topics. Anything good?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 08:18 PM
Either Spanky is drinking wine with his PDA or
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, I had to come out of my 6000 celebration bc this post made me think that Spanky probably has a disco mitt.
That'd take a disco mitt that put World B. Free to shame.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 08:34 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sgtclub
The FB is played out. It's like the whole fucking board is on a giant 3 day loop. B-O-R-I-N-G. I like the insurgency boards like this much better.
So true. I enjoy the banter on politics, where I can engage in EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING I DO FOR A LIVING.

3 day loop? The PB is on a fucking 30 second loop. "Bush lied. No he didn't." Turn on Hannity & Colmes tonite - same shit, with the same level of intellectual banter.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 08:39 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So true. I enjoy the banter on politics, where I can engage in EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING I DO FOR A LIVING.

3 day loop? The PB is on a fucking 30 second loop. "Bush lied. No he didn't." Turn on Hannity & Colmes tonite - same shit, with the same level of intellectual banter.
Am i on ignore?

J. Fred Muggs 08-17-2005 08:43 PM
Either Spanky is drinking wine with his PDA or
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I guess the basic question we need to answer is how fast do you think Spanky can dig a hole?
Given that this is a grown woman, I would figure about 2.5 times as long as it usually takes him (the .5 factors in the fact that he'll get tired at having to dig a bigger hole than usual).

Not Bob 08-17-2005 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
And we have another guest who is moderating? Huh?

Guest Moderating Duties
I think that if you select the "invisible" opton in the edit options section of the user cp button, it shows you as a guest when people are looking at the stal . . . uh, who's online section. So, if one is a moderator and one has selected that option, one can moderate as a guest.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that if you select the "invisible" opton in the edit options section of the user cp button, it shows you as a guest when people are looking at the stal . . . uh, who's online section. So, if one is a moderator and one has selected that option, one can moderate as a guest.
right now "guest" is Quoting Post in Thread Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

What's weird is that the thread is closed. anyone who tried to quote apost would be refused. What is going on here? Maybe we really don't want to know it all.

sgtclub 08-17-2005 09:07 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
No we did not. We were stripped of our forum before we could have a proper induction ceremony. To the Deli Painted Wall Hall, my friends, we need a new system.

Does sgtclub (isthis read as sargeant club btw?) have IM? This may need to be a prereq for the covert plans.
You can call me Club. No IM. As a mercenary, I need to be very careful about how and when I'm contacted. Send me a PM and I'll give you details.

sgtclub 08-17-2005 09:12 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So true. I enjoy the banter on politics, where I can engage in EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING I DO FOR A LIVING.

3 day loop? The PB is on a fucking 30 second loop. "Bush lied. No he didn't." Turn on Hannity & Colmes tonite - same shit, with the same level of intellectual banter.
I don't disagree. That is why my post count there as dropped dramatically.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 09:19 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sgtclub
I don't disagree. That is why my post count there as dropped dramatically.
I am on ignore:( :( :(

sgtclub 08-17-2005 09:31 PM
Serbian
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I am on ignore:( :( :(
I would never put you on ignore. I just tend to STP and then deal with similar posts in the last one posted.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 01:41 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
1 as long as she went with him there's some hope, and frankly I think he's proven lot's of you wrong.

2 if she didn't go with him, that is something he said was possible and wouldn't be unexpected. So if she didn't go with him I don't see how that would lead to this silence.

3 To justify this long silence it had to be something unexpectedly bad, like she went but brought a date. or maybe she ditched him at a tasting- either leaving with another guy or driving off stranding him.

4 If the date had gone well he wouldn't have been here reading yesterday- everyone agrees with that, right?

notcasesensitive 08-18-2005 01:43 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 as long as she went with him there's some hope, and frankly I think he's proven lot's of you wrong.

2 if she didn't go with him, that is something he said was possible and wouldn't be unexpected. So if she didn't go with him I don't see how that would lead to this silence.

3 To justify this long silence it had to be something unexpectedly bad, like she went but brought a date. or maybe she ditched him at a tasting- either leaving with another guy or driving off stranding him.

4 If the date had gone well he wouldn't have been here reading yesterday- everyone agrees with that, right?
You are a Master Baiter, Hank Chinaski.

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 01:56 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 as long as she went with him there's some hope, and frankly I think he's proven lot's of you wrong.

2 if she didn't go with him, that is something he said was possible and wouldn't be unexpected. So if she didn't go with him I don't see how that would lead to this silence.

3 To justify this long silence it had to be something unexpectedly bad, like she went but brought a date. or maybe she ditched him at a tasting- either leaving with another guy or driving off stranding him.

4 If the date had gone well he wouldn't have been here reading yesterday- everyone agrees with that, right?
As usual, your pathetic attempt at humor is unhelpful. Thoughtful and helpful suggestions might be:

1. They got along fabulously and decided to stay in Napa all week, only occasionally checking emails/voicemails/lawtalkers in the event that a CEO or Senator called.

2. They eloped to Botswana, where internet access is very spotty.

3. They are still having sex as Spanky is very skilled in the tantric arts due to his upbringing across the globe.

4. Spanky discovered last night that he won the lotto and has gone into seclusion with Woman and his advisors.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 01:59 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
As usual, your pathetic attempt at humor is unhelpful. Thoughtful and helpful suggestions might be:

1. They got along fabulously and decided to stay in Napa all week, only occasionally checking emails/voicemails/lawtalkers in the event that a CEO or Senator called.

2. They eloped to Botswana, where internet access is very spotty.

3. They are still having sex as Spanky is very skilled in the tantric arts due to his upbringing across the globe.

4. Spanky discovered last night that he won the lotto and has gone into seclusion with Woman and his advisors.
I feel that attempts at levity right now, and in particular at spank's expense are inappropriate. i was trying to outline outcomes that I saw as likely.

I believe you are trying to make loberry's next "best" list, regardless of who you have to harm. As an aside your making loberry's next list is not an outcome I see as likely.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 02:03 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 as long as she went with him there's some hope, and frankly I think he's proven lot's of you wrong.

2 if she didn't go with him, that is something he said was possible and wouldn't be unexpected. So if she didn't go with him I don't see how that would lead to this silence.

3 To justify this long silence it had to be something unexpectedly bad, like she went but brought a date. or maybe she ditched him at a tasting- either leaving with another guy or driving off stranding him.

4 If the date had gone well he wouldn't have been here reading yesterday- everyone agrees with that, right?
I just checked the Who is Online thingie and Spanky was sending a PM. Someone out there knows the scoop. DISH!

ANd in unrelated news, my main man John Irving has a new book out. ANyone read it?

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 02:07 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
As usual, your pathetic attempt at humor is unhelpful. Thoughtful and helpful suggestions might be:

1. They got along fabulously and decided to stay in Napa all week, only occasionally checking emails/voicemails/lawtalkers in the event that a CEO or Senator called.

2. They eloped to Botswana, where internet access is very spotty.

3. They are still having sex as Spanky is very skilled in the tantric arts due to his upbringing across the globe.

4. Spanky discovered last night that he won the lotto and has gone into seclusion with Woman and his advisors.
Please pay attention.

1. They don't have wifi at the Napa B and Bs.

2. Botswana is too long of a flight for Spankeroo to have gone online to politicalcize.

3. While SPanky was all over Asia, he dated Crazy American Vogue Model Woman who no have tantic skills. Lost opportunities and such.

4. Woman had lunch buffet shift at Centerfolds.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 02:13 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention.

1. They don't have wifi at the Napa B and Bs.

2. Botswana is too long of a flight for Spankeroo to have gone online to politicalcize.

3. While SPanky was all over Asia, he dated Crazy American Vogue Model Woman who no have tantic skills. Lost opportunities and such.

4. Woman had lunch buffet shift at Centerfolds.
Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 02:15 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.
Based on my stand up comic audience experience and Entourage, I would say yes. But I defer to Less and Spanky.

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 02:17 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I feel that attempts at levity right now, and in particular at spank's expense are inappropriate. i was trying to outline outcomes that I saw as likely.

I believe you are trying to make loberry's next "best" list, regardless of who you have to harm. As an aside your making loberry's next list is not an outcome I see as likely.
I was deadly serious.

As for making lists, I have made the only list that truly matters--I am the only poster to ever occupy Penske's ignore list. How annoying must I be? You're just a pretender.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 02:20 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was deadly serious.

As for making lists, I have made the only list that truly matters--I am the only poster to ever occupy Penske's ignore list. How annoying must I be? You're just a pretender.
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 02:34 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.
What are those reasons?

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 02:37 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

No one really knows. Seems too extremist to actually exist.

p.p.s. Spanky told me that he found you "intellectually and emotionally stunted". He also called you a doodyhead.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 02:44 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.
What aspect? The event? The theories? The approach?

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 02:47 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
What are those reasons?
I advised Spanky on this. There is no percentage in revealing how the date went. Spanky is a PB sock. Actually winning an argument or losing an argument has never happened to a PB sock.

Say if the date went well, all of you nay-sayers would be destroyed and really coouldn't argue with him anymore. You'd be his bitches.

Say the date didn't go well, you would all have an argument that you would use unfairly against Spanky, even though it really should carry little weight for future arguments.

I believe Spanky also agrees with the "how a gentleman behaves" point I made a few days earlier.

Why don't you all just move on to talking abotu bars for tomorrow or some other interesting topic.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 02:51 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I advised Spanky on this. There is no percentage in revealing how the date went. Spanky is a PB sock. Actually winning an argument or losing an argument has never happened to a PB sock.

Say if the date went well, all of you nay-sayers would be destroyed and really coouldn't argue with him anymore. You'd be his bitches.

Say the date didn't go well, you would all have an argument that you would use unfairly against Spanky, even though it really should carry little weight for future arguments.

I believe Spanky also agrees with the "how a gentleman behaves" point I made a few days earlier.

Why don't you all just move on to talking abotu bars for tomorrow or some other interesting topic.
Hank,

If you are going to take this position, I would appreciate it if you would take off my wig. Spanky not revealing the outcome is tantamount to canceling Dallas after the Who Shot JR episode. Its not an argument thing, or an Itoldyouso thing. We want to hear how the story we have been tuned in to for weeks now turned out.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 03:51 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.
This leads me to believe that you've never been to strip clubs in Houston, Texas. The lunch crowd at the Men's Club alone made it the top American Express merchant in the country for years.

Shape Shifter 08-18-2005 04:14 PM
that bad? why the silence?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This leads me to believe that you've never been to strip clubs in Houston, Texas. The lunch crowd at the Men's Club alone made it the top American Express merchant in the country for years.
I have never been to the buffets. None are really convenient from downtown, and I just don't find the concept all that appealing. I like food, and I like boobs, just not really at the same time. Maybe if they served Magic Shell.

Shape Shifter 08-18-2005 04:38 PM
Serbian Girl
 
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Not Bob 08-18-2005 04:42 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.
This is my favorite part, but it was all very well done. Kudos, lizard boy.

nononono 08-18-2005 04:48 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
This is my favorite part, but it was all very well done. Kudos, lizard boy.
Realize it is dangerous for me to do this, but I agree. Very funny.

Penske_Account 08-18-2005 04:55 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.
Best song ever.

notcasesensitive 08-18-2005 05:06 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Realize it is dangerous for me to do this, but I agree. Very funny.
Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 05:14 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?
I've got your back on this one, nononono.

nononono 08-18-2005 05:17 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ooohhh. Danger. I'm intrigued. Are you afraid of provoking NotBob into an oddly non-sexual daydream during business hours?
Heh. No, it was more a reference to the oh-so-gentle teasing has gotten periodically on my account, for which I feel profoundly...oh, I guess I can't say guilty, because that would imply something someone might comment on, etc.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 05:21 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.
Oh yeah


Is she shy?
Is it no?
Is she a cocktease?
My model student waitress immigrated to house on Bush Street.
She was hot like fresh Deershit, no one thought I could attain
But women don't no Woman, Woman just playing game
Days go by, there's no call, I'm googling her caller ID
And there's Serbian Woman, serving Slave Jim Beam
(Chorus)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

Leaving messages, Will Call Back
While I was planning how I will attack
She was shy, she ran away, before I dragged her back
I told Woman have no fear, I will walk out of your life now
Woman demurred, glanced away. Can I get a "Ping! Pow!?
That hard to get routine, so time honored for Woman
Just eight more messages and I get Woman in my van.

She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds


Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Please Pay Attention:
It's not okay, I don't understand
Why you Woman doubt the Man
I hope when Woman's body's found
I'll be with Stacey at Polanski's French compound
Take my van, yes we will, we'll take my van and drive it
Take it to the riverside, and disassemble you in private
A part of me has just been sated
My theory on Woman has been validated
Oh no, my hour's up?
Where do you keep your tip cup?
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

nononono 08-18-2005 05:24 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've got your back on this one, nononono.
Ah, no wonder everyone likes you!

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 05:26 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Ah, no wonder everyone likes you!
I think balt will tell you that RT thinks this level of public sucking up is entirely disgusting to her, and she would prefer PMs for these types of comments.

I liked both Centerfolds and Serbian Girl.

And I want to know what happened.

Penske_Account 08-18-2005 05:34 PM
Serbian Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh yeah


Is she shy?
Is it no?
Is she a cocktease?
My model student waitress immigrated to house on Bush Street.
She was hot like fresh Deershit, no one thought I could attain
But women don't no Woman, Woman just playing game
Days go by, there's no call, I'm googling her caller ID
And there's Serbian Woman, serving Slave Jim Beam
(Chorus)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds

Leaving messages, Will Call Back
While I was planning how I will attack
She was shy, she ran away, before I dragged her back
I told Woman have no fear, I will walk out of your life now
Woman demurred, glanced away. Can I get a "Ping! Pow!?
That hard to get routine, so time honored for Woman
Just eight more messages and I get Woman in my van.

She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds


Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Please Pay Attention:
It's not okay, I don't understand
Why you Woman doubt the Man
I hope when Woman's body's found
I'll be with Stacey at Polanski's French compound
Take my van, yes we will, we'll take my van and drive it
Take it to the riverside, and disassemble you in private
A part of me has just been sated
My theory on Woman has been validated
Oh no, my hour's up?
Where do you keep your tip cup?
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)
She dances with poles, beautiful woman prefer trolls
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
I achieve all goals,, I bang beautiful proles
Woman works at Centerfolds
Woman works at Centerfolds
"Ping! Pow!


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