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NotFromHere 10-29-2004 03:41 PM
Crap
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My fucking SBC Yahoo homepage just spoiled last night's Apprentice for me by putting as the main news item on the page a picture of the loser, along with the headline "[Loser's] Fatal Mistake". Should I cancel my DSL service over this?
ABsolutely. At least MSNBC got the hint and now only puts "who lost last night on the Apprentice?" on the home page and if you want to know, you'll click. Yahoo apparently has not gotten the message. You should send a scathing bitch-letter about "spoiler space" with your cancellation. And whatever you do, don't tell me - I haven't watched it yet either.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-29-2004 03:49 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.
You're saying cashmere bras would sell?

Not Bob 10-29-2004 03:52 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am taking an online traffic school class at the moment. And I am quite sad that the only thing I have to distract me from it is this discussion of ponchos and capelets.

That said, I'm sure you'll look absolutely fetching in your capelet, ncs.

eta: thank you, rt. The image of cashmere against bare breasts will get me through for quite a while.
Let this be a lesson, missy. Speed kills. And buckle up.

Shape Shifter 10-29-2004 03:58 PM
Psych warfare 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I guess there's something about their business model I don't understand -- I thought Wheaties was selling cereal. I saw that box and thought, "we are many, we are happy, and we eat breakfast!"
I thought they sold steroids.

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 04:02 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.
When I lived in colder places, I used to sleep in an old cashmere sweater. Mmmmmm.

I may have to dig out that sweater and crank down the a/c.

Knit silk that has been (in flagrant violation of its label) machine washed a lot (and even machine dried a couple times) is also nice. And it clings in an attractive way. Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-29-2004 04:14 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
When I lived in colder places, I used to sleep in an old cashmere sweater. Mmmmmm.

I may have to dig out that sweater and crank down the a/c.

Knit silk that has been (in flagrant violation of its label) machine washed a lot (and even machine dried a couple times) is also nice. And it clings in an attractive way. Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.
Nothing beats an old, light part-cotton part-polyester t-shirt that's been washed 1000 times. I would ensconce myself in these shirts of it were socially acceptable...

Of course, a good one only comes around once every few years. It has to be the perfect combination of cotton and polyester. And I have no idea what that combination is.

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 04:35 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nothing beats an old, light part-cotton part-polyester t-shirt that's been washed 1000 times. I would ensconce myself in these shirts of it were socially acceptable...

Of course, a good one only comes around once every few years. It has to be the perfect combination of cotton and polyester. And I have no idea what that combination is.
We should get together and do a comparison.

Hank Chinaski 10-29-2004 04:41 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.
2.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.

NotFromHere 10-29-2004 04:49 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.
Is he the digital version of Quasimodo? Because when I open up my cell phone it says Hello Moto. Is that who it's talking to?

Typos like this make it seem like you don't think through your posts and don't put the time into them that you maybe should. Oftentimes the content carries a similar message.

Flinty_McFlint 10-29-2004 05:02 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.
That's hot.

Pretty Little Flower 10-29-2004 05:06 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's hot.
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.

Shape Shifter 10-29-2004 05:07 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
That is so hot.

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 05:09 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
That has caused my nipples to be harder even than c2ed's and I am now so wet I will have to throw away not only my clothing, but the chair as well.

It is a nice chair. I will miss it.

P.S. Shape Shifter's post was so hot.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-29-2004 05:10 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so hot.
As is this.

As well as funny.

Wow, both funny and hot.

SS, forget about Les, let's go to Bangkok.

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 05:12 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
As is this.

As well as funny.

Wow, both funny and hot.

SS, forget about Les, let's go to Bangkok.
I think you mean Bangkoks. And that is hot.

Not Bob 10-29-2004 05:12 PM
Cisco confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
Is "why, bilmore, why?" still acceptable?

NotFromHere 10-29-2004 05:13 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
As is this.

As well as funny.

Wow, both funny and hot.

SS, forget about Les, let's go to Bangkok.
Shifty. Don't do it. You don't know where that kok has been.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-29-2004 05:13 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you mean Bangkoks. And that is hot.
I didn't mean Cambodia.

Did you mean Hump-back?

Flinty_McFlint 10-29-2004 05:16 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
3. C'est chaud?

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 05:17 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I didn't mean Cambodia.

Did you mean Hump-back?
Would someone please find an accurate rendition of the "you can put it wherever you want" line from Cruel Intentions? Thanks.

Pretty Little Flower 10-29-2004 05:20 PM
Cisco confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Is "why, bilmore, why?" still acceptable?
I'm not saying that the "hot" phrase variations are unacceptable. Just that they will never be funny on these boards again. If you want proof, look at the last ten or so posts.

Flinty_McFlint 10-29-2004 05:23 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would someone please find an accurate rendition of the "you can put it wherever you want" line from Cruel Intentions? Thanks.
I think the exact line was: "I'll let you put it in the dirty place, Hank."

ltl/fb 10-29-2004 05:24 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think the exact line was: "I'll let you put it in the dirty place, Hank."
Hank can tell you that all my places are dirty. I don't believe in bathing. It makes my humpback hurt, and I don't fit in regular-sized bathtubs anyway.

Replaced_Texan 10-29-2004 05:29 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hank can tell you that all my places are dirty. I don't believe in bathing. It makes my humpback hurt, and I don't fit in regular-sized bathtubs anyway.
You know, the humpback thread reminds me of one of the first dirty banned books I ever read, Candy, and the non-sexy sex scene between the protagonist and a hunchback.

It was not hot.

Flinty_McFlint 10-29-2004 05:30 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hank can tell you that all my places are dirty. I don't believe in bathing. It makes my humpback hurt, and I don't fit in regular-sized bathtubs anyway.
Wow, I was just quoting the movie line, and you get all confessional. If only you were crying, I'd be the next Barbara Walters.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-29-2004 05:32 PM
Psych warfare 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
At the risk of yet again failing to stp about BoSox-related stuff, in most of the country, I think people care more about football than baseball. More fans in most places, I think, would rather their team won the Super Bowl than the World Series. New England is an exception to this, though.
This would make sense if they were unable to put the World Series Champs on their boxes, because they would rather put the Superbowl Champs on, but they can. Every year. There's no conflict. They just choose not to.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-29-2004 05:36 PM
The $150 million dollar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's attractive, but for a movie star, she isn't and never has been that hot. Don't get me wrong, her body is phenomenal, but her face is well...leathery. There are women working at my office who are better looking than her.
It hasn't always been leathery. But ok.

I do like her voice, though.

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Plus, she's an unbelievably bad actress. So bad it makes me angry. She single-handedly destroyed "A Few Good Men".
Agreed. Although, I thought she was perfect for A Few Good Men. Annoying, but isn't that exactly what her character was supposed to be? Colossally stupid?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-29-2004 05:43 PM
Psych warfare 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Depends on whether this is a national box or a regional box. I don't expect to see Red Sox World Series Wheaties boxes at my local grocery store as previous World Series champions have been regional according to this list.

The national ones may be limited but, judging from a Google search, they've even done regional ones for league champs. It's all about sales and I suspect there will be at least 10X as many BoSox Wheaties boxes stored in New England closets and basements as there are Twins 1987 and 1991 World Series boxes stored in Minnesota basements (the Fugee Mom has at least one of each).
And there it ends. If it's regional, it's regional.

I just remember Wheaties making a big deal out of the low number of people it has selected for a box cover. Maybe they were talking about singling that athlete out as opposed to honoring teams. I don't know.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-29-2004 05:50 PM
The $150 million dollar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It hasn't always been leathery. But ok.

I do like her voice, though.

Agreed. Although, I thought she was perfect for A Few Good Men. Annoying, but isn't that exactly what her character was supposed to be? Colossally stupid?

TM
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.

Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-29-2004 06:04 PM
Psych warfare 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This would make sense if they were unable to put the World Series Champs on their boxes, because they would rather put the Superbowl Champs on, but they can. Every year. There's no conflict. They just choose not to.
I had moved beyond the whole breakfast cereal thing -- although FWIW, I've been eating Wheaties for dinner a lot lately -- to the sociological question -- apparently of interest only to me, NTTAWWT -- of whether people care about football or baseball more.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-29-2004 06:05 PM
The $150 million dollar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.

Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
I was just listening to an album by a band called Nathan, and I find the lead singer's voice way hot.* Dunno why, but she can sing to me any day.

* i.e., much hotter than Wheaties for dinner.

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:13 PM
Psych warfare 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good one! Lol.

TM
Soy. Chai. Latte. All over his freakin' keyboard!!!

Carry on.

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:16 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Tell me about it. It took years for me to get over the ridicule from fourth grade.
I was going to go with this, but I knew you would have beaten me to it. Damn you and your lies about slaughtering innocent meat... uh, I mean, pretty bird.

notcasesensitive 10-29-2004 06:17 PM
The $150 million dollar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.

Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/pics/91ncoffeetalk1.jpg

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:18 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.
I'm picturing very happy sweaters right now.

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:22 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.
LOL!!!! Good one! Dude, you're smoking!

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:23 PM
Cisco confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Is "why, bilmore, why?" still acceptable?

Why, Not Bob, why?

Or, IYW...

Why not, Bob? Why?

ThurgreedMarshall 10-29-2004 06:24 PM
The $150 million dollar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate her voice. Just like I hate Angie Harmon's voice.

Maybe I just hate scratchy voices. Not sexy to me. Dunno why.
We are polar opposites, if not bears. I love Angie Harmon's voice. I love everything about Angie Harmon, except that no talent loser who proposed to her on fucking Jay Leno.

TM

bold_n_brazen 10-29-2004 06:25 PM
Poncho Confession
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would someone please find an accurate rendition of the "you can put it wherever you want" line from Cruel Intentions? Thanks.
Because I love you so:

Sebastian Valmont: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet?

Kathryn Merteuil: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you.

Sebastian Valmont: No thanks.

Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.

Sebastian Valmont: You got yourself a bet, baby.

Personally, I prefer this scene:

Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet?

Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.

Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.

Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.

Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?

taxwonk 10-29-2004 06:29 PM
I Want Candy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, the humpback thread reminds me of one of the first dirty banned books I ever read, Candy, and the non-sexy sex scene between the protagonist and a hunchback.

It was not hot.
I have searched in vain for a copy of that novel for years and years. It is undoubtedly the finest satire written since Swift wrote A Modest Proposal.


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