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paigowprincess 05-10-2005 07:12 PM
PAGING PRIMA FACIE!!!!
 
Some of the newbers don't know who you are and don't believe it when I explain to them that you are the Little Frat Brother of Slave. Slave was your frat mentor. I know, its too good to be true, but it is. Please confirm


I also think he got some FB tang at some point but I am a little fuzzy on those details.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 07:16 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're so misunderstood.
Don't I know it.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-10-2005 07:22 PM
PAGING PRIMA FACIE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Some of the newbers don't know who you are and don't believe it when I explain to them that you are the Little Frat Brother of Slave. Slave was your frat mentor. I know, its too good to be true, but it is. Please confirm


I also think he got some FB tang at some point but I am a little fuzzy on those details.
If anybody out there knows Reality_Bites IRL, call her and beg for a quick drive-by post. Maybe she mantrapped prima, keeping them both off of the boards.

futbol fan 05-10-2005 07:24 PM
Runaway Bride of Frankenberry
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
Don't I know it.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/gra...1/sowhit01.jpg

lo-berry 05-10-2005 07:29 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Prima Facie
Hey Paigow!!! I was reminded that today is the 4th Anniversary of the song I dedicated to you. So on this special day, I'll sing for you once again:

"Paigow, my paigow, you haggard old bat.
Your droopy breasts, saggy ass, the wrinkles on your face. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.
How do I get me some of that?"

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000vtZ

Happy Paigow Day!!!

P(Back to obscurity)F
Wow! Rehashing a post from 4 years back on a board that booted you off. Thurgreed has just been edged out as the lamest poster in this place.

Kudos.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 07:32 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Wow! Rehashing a post from 4 years back on a board that booted you off. Thurgreed has just been edged out as the lamest poster in this place.

Kudos.
Look, you can nominate for superlatives, but you can't just go handing them out. Now stop before I tell RT.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 07:44 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Look, you can nominate for superlatives, but you can't just go handing them out. Now stop before I tell RT.
I don't believe I'm that effective of a threat in this fora. In others, maybe, but not here.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 07:47 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't believe I'm that effective of a threat in this fora. In others, maybe, but not here.
I'll do it for you. I am very threatening. :mad: :shame:

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 07:47 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She is really pretty, but who ever said/insinuated she wasn't?
What is going on here today?

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 07:48 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
What is going on here today?
Sorry, MM. You're pretty, too.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 07:49 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
What is going on here today?
Board's death throes. Like PLF's love anaconda.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 08:02 PM
Runaway Bride of Frankenberry
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Don't I know it.
Listen, don't get all bent out of shape. I'm sure that there are lots of nice things that can be said about Iain Dowie:

http://www.ijamming.net/2004indexpic...l_pa124771.gif

And I'm sure there are lots of detractors out there of Jose Mourinho:

http://www.espnstar.com/photo/110680...nho_270105.jpg

But which one causes your wife to become distracted and stop listening to you when you have Fox Sports World on in the background . . .

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 08:04 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sorry, MM. You're pretty, too.
Thank you. I hope this rampant display doesn't require me to be gushy as well.

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 08:16 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Thank you. I hope this rampant display doesn't require me to be gushy as well.
You don't send me flowers. You don't write me lovesongs.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 08:20 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You don't send me flowers. You don't write me lovesongs.
God, I am so sorry to rain on the ncs parade, but I can't resist:

"you don't BRING me flowers... You don't SING me love songs"

(I think)

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 08:23 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
God, I am so sorry to rain on the ncs parade, but I can't resist:

"you don't BRING me flowers... You don't SING me love songs"

(I think)
No wonder I never get the flowers or the love songs!

I remember when you couldn't wait to love me, used to hate to leave me.

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 08:24 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Thank you. I hope this rampant display doesn't require me to be gushy as well.
No, just where it counts. Ew.

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 08:27 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You don't send me flowers. You don't write me lovesongs.
Just because it is tuned down 3 steps in drop D and played with PRS singlecut through an Uberschall with a 4x12 vintage cab doesn't mean it's not a love song.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 08:32 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Just because it is tuned down 3 steps in drop D and played with PRS singlecut through an Uberschall with a 4x12 vintage cab doesn't mean it's not a love song.
That is so hot.

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 08:33 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
WORD!!

You know, if it weren't for my mantrapping skillz, I'd still be back on 8-Mile, correcting the grammar of my fellow 8-Milers -- and what kind of life is that, I ask you.
that shit wouldn't go on 10 mile, let alone south of 8.

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 08:38 PM
Runaway Bride
 
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Just because it is tuned down 3 steps in drop D and played with PRS singlecut through an Uberschall with a 4x12 vintage cab doesn't mean it's not a love song.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
That is so hot.
Yeah, I'm moist.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 08:43 PM
PAGING PRIMA FACIE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If anybody out there knows Reality_Bites IRL, call her and beg for a quick drive-by post. Maybe she mantrapped prima, keeping them both off of the boards.
Wasn't her.

Unless there were two.

But I think she would require a guy who still drank til dude he coudlnt find his car.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 08:53 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sorry, MM. You're pretty, too.
You tramp! Is this what you do? Hitting on other men while your blushing bride lies alone in the hospital awaiting the C-section? Look at what he asked me togive you. Its a picture of your bride and your first child togethre from the early nineties mantrap session (MantrapI). Look how sweet they are. Its as if they are saying "Daddy, please come home. We didn't mean to scare you".



http://www.brianmcdowell.com/pics/PhilaRou1ba9a8.jpg

Really, Shape. First the blow up doll and now the attempted ncs/MM homewreck. How do you live with yourself?

ETA, I love how the re line has come full circle.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 09:00 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is not a proper use of (hi, _____!).
Are you certain?

str8outavannuys 05-10-2005 09:07 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!

(And if I lose I want to be nominated for Most Sluttiest or failing that, Most Canadian. I have a good feeling I could crush str8 like a bug on that one.)
I'm pretty sure I win on both counts. Though I think it's a travesty that Nash won the MVP over Shaq. So maybe my Canadianness is slipping.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 09:08 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She says after a pregnant pause.
Cool. Congrats, RP.

str8outavannuys 05-10-2005 09:12 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was gonnga nominate abba for sluttiest. Soundsl ike we finally have a category with some competition. Str8? Care to handicap it?

And speaking of Str8, he is the leading contender for Jewiest Canadian. You aren't jewish are you?
Stealthily so.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 09:13 PM
PAGING PRIMA FACIE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I also think he got some FB tang at some point but I am a little fuzzy on those details.
Didn't he service RB-McFatty Fat when she was hard up to get laid?

str8outavannuys 05-10-2005 09:29 PM
In case y'all were wondering
 
I took the money I won on the Mavericks and put it all on Sergio Garcia to win the Wachovia on Saturday night (at $83 to pay $100).

Fan-fucking-tastic.

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 09:43 PM
In case y'all were wondering
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I took the money I won on the Mavericks and put it all on Sergio Garcia to win the Wachovia on Saturday night (at $83 to pay $100).

Fan-fucking-tastic.
I take it he didn't win the playoff (I didn't watch it after their tee shots on the first playoff hole and have not been curious enough to find out who won it)? That ball in the water shot was idiotic.

What is the allure of that kind of sports bet? I admit to not doing much sports betting, but in the event I do bet on sports, I tend to go for the parlays. Odds aren't exciting enough to bet on one thing. It would be like playing one hand of Blackjack instead of sitting down and playing for a while. Or something. Why bet $83 to clear $100?

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 09:47 PM
In case y'all were wondering
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I take it he didn't win the playoff (I didn't watch it after their tee shots on the first playoff hole and have not been curious enough to find out who won it)? That ball in the water shot was idiotic.

What is the allure of that kind of sports bet? I admit to not doing much sports betting, but in the event I do bet on sports, I tend to go for the parlays. Odds aren't exciting enough to bet on one thing. It would be like playing one hand of Blackjack instead of sitting down and playing for a while. Or something. Why bet $83 to clear $100?
He did have a 6 shot lead so you would think it is in the bag. Second biggest choke in golf history from what I hear, next to Norman at the Masters.

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 09:48 PM
In case y'all were wondering
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I take it he didn't win the playoff (I didn't watch it after their tee shots on the first playoff hole and have not been curious enough to find out who won it)? That ball in the water shot was idiotic.

What is the allure of that kind of sports bet? I admit to not doing much sports betting, but in the event I do bet on sports, I tend to go for the parlays. Odds aren't exciting enough to bet on one thing. It would be like playing one hand of Blackjack instead of sitting down and playing for a while. Or something. Why bet $83 to clear $100?
Oh, and the lady-hating pompous ass won.

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 10:30 PM
Runaway Bride of Frankenberry
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
which one causes your wife to become distracted and stop listening to you when you have Fox Sports World on in the background . . .
Ironhead's wife? why wait for some particular smello to come on the TV. Show her this guy. He'll usually get her thinking the way you'd want-

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_ph...wbill-pop2.jpg

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 10:48 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm dumbest. That's my schtick.
Well yes, but the "pregnant" joke wasn't dumb. It was lame. Someone else was lamest right? Respect your limitations and the territory of other's

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2005 01:36 AM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You see, chicks dig a guy who can discuss fecal bacteria without seeming sophmoristic.
I, for my part, do not find this to be true.

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2005 01:49 AM
Things that suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well then maybe it's just a story. People make up stuff on the internet, like that one guy who claims to be 6'4". Or when I went to SF, Atticus claimed he couldn't meet me because his hemorrhoids hurt too much for him to walk- meanwhile that was a lie. He is far too regular to get roids.
The truth is I was too drunk to leave the house on the Sunday afternoon when Lester called me, but I was embarrassed about the bedshitting so I made up the 'roid part. Forgive?

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2005 01:50 AM
Another thing that sucks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Meanwhile at coltrane's firm, he can tell them what kind of pop he wants in the conferecne room, and tomorrow it's stocked. Life isn't fair.
Yes, but the partners pee with their pants around their ankles. Life has a funny way of evening things out.

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2005 01:52 AM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, women are supposed to be multi-orgasmic.
Why are you opposed to women seeking graduate degrees? Sexist fuck.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2005 11:29 AM
PAGING PRIMA FACIE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Didn't he service RB-McFatty Fat when she was hard up to get laid?
Didn't she beat you about the head and neck until you were practically squirting tears?

TM

ABBAKiss 05-11-2005 11:43 AM
Chicago
 
Who will be in Chicago this weekend?


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