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Replaced_Texan 08-11-2005 03:22 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
People light up all over the place at ACL and I've never seen anybody being hassled for it. The cops seems genuinely interested in just maintaining the peace. That said, don't be stupid about it. They do perform a search upon entry, but it is quite cursory, and I have it on good authority that a certain poster was able to smuggle in a couple of pounds of BBQ from the famous Giddings Meat Market with little problem.
It's possible that poster will be carryin' again this year, since it looks like she'll be staying on the outskirts again this year.

ltl/fb 08-11-2005 03:24 PM

SportsGuy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am boycotting the BB , or rather Spanky's attempt to coopt it into some kind of vanity board. But, cite please.
That's a pathetic boycott if you are just getting someone else to get the stuff for you, and I don't help with pathetic boycotts. Go look yourself.

mmm3587 08-11-2005 03:24 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is it a mere coincidence that two days after I announce that I am going to ACL, you happen to post that you cant find a hotel or a park on the Austin map? You are just waiting for my PM.
"It's all about me-ow!"

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THat is peak season for my vagina. I doubt you can get in.
Indeed, anything that's cheap, got a little bit of space and is near downtown is in high demand for that weekend. Even if there's a little sand.

spookyfish 08-11-2005 03:24 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And that's not what I am saying. But they're still a damn good team without him, and certainly a better team without him this season than they would be with him on the team and acting like an ass.
Keep telling yourself that.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-11-2005 03:24 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And that's not what I am saying. But they're still a damn good team without him, and certainly a better team without him this season than they would be with him on the team and acting like an ass.
Nope. Between whistles, he's all business. He makes any team he's on better, even with all the extra bullshit.

TM

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 03:25 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i don't drink beer. but, If anyone does come for the Superbowl, I will buy the drinks at the Canadian Club distillary tasting room.
If either the Giants or the Packers make it this year*, I'll take you up on that.




*Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

bold_n_brazen 08-11-2005 03:27 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. Between whistles, he's all business. He makes any team he's on better, even with all the extra bullshit.

TM
Doesn't really matter. He'll either be playing for the Eagles or for no one this season. I'm willing to bet on that too.

Replaced_Texan 08-11-2005 03:27 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Based on my only experience with a Motel 6 (it was the last room available in Salt Lake City), I would advise you to bring your own pillow.
Motel 6's pet policy is awesome. Unless city ordinance specifies otherwise, they'll always accept your pet. Makes finding a pet friendly motel on long roadtrips a lot easier.

Replaced_Texan 08-11-2005 03:29 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.
The Texans scheduled a bye week for ACL, just to ensure I didn't miss anything. It's the only explanation I can think of as to why there's a bye in the third week of the season.

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 03:29 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Motel 6's pet policy is awesome. Unless city ordinance specifies otherwise, they'll always accept your pet. Makes finding a pet friendly motel on long roadtrips a lot easier.
And if you don't have one, they'll supply it for you. It's little and brown and has lots of little legs!!

ltl/fb 08-11-2005 03:30 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And if you don't have one, they'll supply it for you. It's little and brown and has lots of little legs!!
Does it hop, or just scurry?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-11-2005 03:30 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i don't drink beer. but, If anyone does come for the Superbowl, I will buy the drinks at the Canadian Club distillary tasting room.
I'll be at the eagle's nest at the Gross Pointe Yacht Club with the Commodore.

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 03:31 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does it hop, or just scurry?
Scurry. Like chicks and ducks and geese.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 03:31 PM

SportsGuy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
One the few movies I can think of where they felt compelled to hire a token white guy. Can anyone else explain Judd Nelson's presence?
TM
Shawn Bradley in Space Jam?

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 03:35 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is it a mere coincidence that two days after I announce that I am going to ACL, you happen to post that you cant find a hotel or a park on the Austin map? You are just waiting for my PM.

THat is peak season for my vagina. I doubt you can get in.
I'll be out of town. Sorry.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 03:36 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What I said was that, in my opinion, both TO and Donovan realised that this was their last shot to prove that their lackluster performance in prior seasons really was about what they said it was... TO always said "I could be a truly great receiver if I had a truly great QB" and Donovan always said "I'd be a world class QB if the team got me a world class receiver." And actually, I think they both proved that they are right.

I actually believed that TO would be happy in Philly because he would win and be adored by the crazy fans in Philly and he would win. I believed (naively) that the winning mattered to him. I was wrong.

I'll say that again. I was wrong. Boy oh boy, was I wrong.
Maybe its something in the water there, like AI can't practice, but come game time he's there.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 03:43 PM

SportsGuy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's a pathetic boycott if you are just getting someone else to get the stuff for you, and I don't help with pathetic boycotts. Go look yourself.
Christ, what a bitch. You can forget about me celebrating your personal 10K with you.

LessinSF 08-11-2005 03:43 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's a terrible bet for me.

What's Vegas' over/under for wins?
OVER 11.5 +110
UNDER 11.5 -140

SlaveNoMore 08-11-2005 03:45 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Shape Shifter
I'll be out of town. Sorry.
Smart move.

Get as far away as you can. Like Bhutan.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 03:45 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by mmm3587
"It's all about me-ow!"



Indeed, anything that's cheap, got a little bit of space and is near downtown is in high demand for that weekend. Even if there's a little sand.
But seriously, are you bringing the Attican Bedshitrix? Bc I bet I speak for everyone when I say that she is truly an FBSO that we would like to meet. I wanna see her get all fucked up and disappear. You might be in that Motel Six by yourself.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 03:48 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Smart move.

Get as far away as you can. Like Bhutan.
but for the boys who might be there, can you share what line worked with her back then? were you distant? attentive? demanding? funny?

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 03:48 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Smart move.

Get as far away as you can. Like Bhutan.
You're not coming this year?

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 03:50 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
OVER 11.5 +110
UNDER 11.5 -140
Did you advise Spanky one way or the other as to the wisdom of showing up at Serbian's workplace yesterday? Would you ever do this?

For the dossier, of course.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 03:51 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You're not coming this year?
He has to work. Someoen has to clean the spittle trays.

SlaveNoMore 08-11-2005 03:52 PM

Run, don't walk
 
Quote:

LessinSF
OVER 11.5 +110
UNDER 11.5 -140
What's the current Over/Under on the actual minutes it takes for the Texas GAs to ditch Koo Koo in the crowd?

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 03:53 PM

Run, don't walk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What's the current Over/Under on the actual minutes it takes for the Texas GAs to ditch Koo Koo in the crowd?
Y'all are cute.

All rested up now?

bold_n_brazen 08-11-2005 03:54 PM

Terrell Owens
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
OVER 11.5 +110
UNDER 11.5 -140
Can you help me out and explain what this actually means? I admit to being a total sportsbook amateur.

SlaveNoMore 08-11-2005 03:54 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Shape Shifter
You're not coming this year?
You have enough Republicans in Texas. Here, they need me to hold down the fort.

mmm3587 08-11-2005 03:54 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
But seriously, are you bringing the Attican Bedshitrix? Bc I bet I speak for everyone when I say that she is truly an FBSO that we would like to meet. I wanna see her get all fucked up and disappear. You might be in that Motel Six by yourself.
I missed all the Attican Bedshitting stuff, but that wasn't me. Past girlfriends of mine included "Slot C girl," "European actress chick would doesn't understand mortgages" and "chick who likes threesomes (the right amount), booze and coke (a little bit too much) and has way too much debt (Hi, ncs!)." The new future ex-Mrs. mmm will be accompanying me, but I haven't discussed her here yet.

Replaced_Texan 08-11-2005 03:55 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You have enough Republicans in Texas. Here, they need me to hold down the fort.
Hey, it's Austin. The local GOP would be delighted to have you.

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 03:56 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You have enough Republicans in Texas. Here, they need me to hold down the fort.
There's a shortage in Austin, particularly in the Barton Springs area.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 03:56 PM

fashion question for the ladies
 
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.

Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, you knwo, when its just the two of you back at the motel, you'd look good to him?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/172852/29_25_hyatte1.jpg

pasty look does not go well with that sweater

SlaveNoMore 08-11-2005 03:57 PM

The Aristocrats, not.
 
Quote:

paigowprincess
He has to work. Someoen has to clean the spittle trays.
I'm sure you find this amusing in some way in your own, sick head - but for the benefit of the non-mentally challenged posters, would you mind explaining this "joke"???

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 03:59 PM

fashion question for the ladies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.

Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, when its just the two of you back at the motel you'd look good to him?
heinous image removed for my pleasure
pasty look does not go well with that sweater
Listen, she got fired from her job for sneaking him food. You don't think he was with her for her looks do you? She was a prison nurse for crying out loud - no need for temptation.

SlaveNoMore 08-11-2005 03:59 PM

Run, don't walk
 
Quote:

Shape Shifter
Y'all are cute.

All rested up now?
Pretty much, although I should have a much better tan.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 04:01 PM

ACL questions
 
Quote:

Originally posted by mmm3587
I missed all the Attican Bedshitting stuff, but that wasn't me. Past girlfriends of mine included "Slot C girl," "European actress chick would doesn't understand mortgages" and "chick who likes threesomes (the right amount), booze and coke (a little bit too much) and has way too much debt (Hi, ncs!)." The new future ex-Mrs. mmm will be accompanying me, but I haven't discussed her here yet.
Ah. THe attican bedshitter was the threesome, booze, coke lady. So what happened there? Did you actually break up with her bc of debt?

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 04:02 PM

Torn ACL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, it's Austin. The local GOP would be delighted to have you.
His momma won't let him?

spookyfish 08-11-2005 04:02 PM

fashion question for the ladies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Listen, she got fired from her job for sneaking him food. You don't think he was with her for her looks do you? She was a prison nurse for crying out loud - no need for temptation.
How long was he in? That might have something to do with it, too.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 04:03 PM

fashion question for the ladies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
How long was he in? That might have something to do with it, too.
Her or jail? Hah! I got a million of 'em!

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 04:03 PM

fashion question for the ladies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.

Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, when its just the two of you back at the motel you'd look good to him?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/172852/29_25_hyatte1.jpg

pasty look does not go well with that sweater
Good lord, Hank, the woman killed for her man and you expect her to peer in the rear view and dot on some concealer and lip gloss while driving and aiming a gun out the window? As it was, the pan of lasagne and the sheet cake were sliding all over the back seat. I say, as long as she shaved that morning, that ought to be enough for him.


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