Hi Guys.
 

A little less sarcasm, please. Not every woman in my past has enjoyed fondling or had such bountiful TITS!, so it's not a forgone conclusion that this would be so.

Hi Guys.
 

Expecially in light of the fact that it is National Punctuation Day today. My elevator told me so (hi, fringey!). dtb must be home celebrating.

Quick Question
 

I thought NC-17 and R were the same thing - no one under 17 admitted.

Independent movie distributor ThinkFilm said Friday that it plans to appeal the commercially problematic NC-17 rating awarded to Canadian director Atom Egoyan's "Where the Truth Lies."

Based on a murder mystery by Rupert Holmes, "Truth" concerns an investigation into an unsolved murder that marred the career of a '50s stand-up comedy team (Kevin Bacon and Colin Firth). The film includes a menage a trois sex scene involving Bacon, Firth and actress Rachel Blanchard that many observers expect will result in an NC-17, which would make the movie off limits for viewers younger than 18.

In addition to restricting the audience, the NC-17 tag also reduces a studio's ability to market the movie, with some newspapers refusing to publish ads, and some theater owners refusing to screen such movies.

According to sources familiar with discussions between CARA and the director, Egoyan has trimmed several scenes to the point where they would earn the less-restrictive R rating but that the menage a trois scene remains in NC-17 rating territory according to CARA. "

When journalists queried Egoyan about the movie's possible ratings difficulties at a media luncheon at the Cannes Film Festival, the director said: "I guess I'm naive. I really had no idea it would be a problem. I just heard the deciding factor could be thrusting. Apparently, anything over three thrusts and you're in trouble. Well, nobody told me. I didn't even do covering shots, so there's nothing I can cut away to. This is what you get."

Hi Guys.
 

I used to work in a building that had actual tv on the elevators. Most of the time it was tuned to the financial networks or would run announcements/propaganda, but sometimes it would be something I'd actually want to watch. During the World Series one year, I took a couple of round trips just to watch a complete inning.

Quick Question
 

R = no one under 17 without parent/guardian
NC-17 = formerly X = no one under 17

Are you really so old you forget the days of sneaking into R movies?

Hi Guys.
 

I was with this one girl who really enjoyed having her clitoris stimulated! Talk about weird!

Hi Guys.
 

Interesting. I'll have to try that next time. Good to know, good to know.

Hi Guys.
 

Yes. Home. Celebrating.

It's the holiest day in the dtb calendar.

Hi Guys.
 

Sarcasm was warranted. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn’t like to have her TITS fondled in some fashion.

The only person I ever met who didn’t like it was this one woman who a few of my friends hooked up with who’d do just about anything sexually on the first hook up, except she’d never take off her shirt. Never ever. We always theorized she had some deformity or hairy breast or some other such disturbing condition, but her female friends who’d seen her breasts said they were actually very nice. I’ll go to my grave wondering what the deal with her was.

Actually, no I won’t.

Hi Guys.
 

Some even enjoy you doing it with your tongue!

Hi Guys.
 

Is this a day of atonement or do you exchange gifts?

Hi Guys.
 

For what could dtb possibly have to atone on Punctuation Day?

Hi Guys.
 

For most people, it's atonement, for me, it's a gift. Sometimes, it's a week-long celebration. You cannot imagine the excitement.

Hi Guys.
 

I can introduce you to my soon-to-be-ex-wife if you'd like.

[ETA: But I wouldn't recommend it.]

Hi Guys.
 

And how would you know that, mister? RP will not be pleased.