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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you think anyone will ever want to marry me? I am being serious. Because a lot of people are saying that I am a sandy-vaginaed skank.

Should anybody ever get married?

Sure, oeople should do whatever the fuck they want, whether I or their parents or their priests approve. I just think that, if the goal is a real life relationship and not just a fun starter marriage, 22 year olds and people who haven't resolved important issues shouldn't get married.

str8outavannuys

06-20-2005 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Accepting shots of Tullamore Dew from the bartender at Rocky's is NOT "robot insurance."

I bought that bill of goods, and wouldn't you know, big fuckin' robots with accents carved from the rocks of Belfast appeared and chased me around lower Manhattan until 4am.

Those evil natured robots
They're programed to destroy us
She's got to be strong to fight them
So she's taking lots of vitamins

http://www.wildviolet.net/birthday_b...ng_lips-bg.jpg

robustpuppy

06-20-2005 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Damn. I think I said that at some point during the airing of grievances. Must be in the break-up manual.

Damn, indeed. I hope when you said it, he was holding on to your leg, crying "don't leave me," as you were trying to make your way out the door.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-20-2005 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Should anybody ever get married?

Sure, oeople should do whatever the fuck they want, whether I or their parents or their priests approve. I just think that, if the goal is a real life relationship and not just a fun starter marriage, 22 year olds and people who haven't resolved important issues shouldn't get married.

What is a fun starter marriage?

eta: ah, now I get it. A "starter marriage" that is fun. I was thinking it was a fun-starter marriage - like one that would get the fun started or something and thinking what the hell is that.

str8outavannuys

06-20-2005 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Damn. I think I said that at some point during the airing of grievances. Must be in the break-up manual.

Back in the day, I would usually get the "We have to break up because you just can't keep it in your pants."

My counter-arguments usually fell on deaf ears.

robustpuppy

06-20-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is a fun starter marriage?

The one where you are still young and poor enough to register at Williams-Sonoma and Bloomies without people thinking you're grabby.

Replaced_Texan

06-20-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Back in the day, I would usually get the "We have to break up because you just can't keep it in your pants."

My counter-arguments usually fell on deaf ears.

That's a variation of "it's not fair to either one of us."

greatwhitenorthchick

06-20-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Back in the day, I would usually get the "We have to break up because you just can't keep it in your pants."

My counter-arguments usually fell on deaf ears.

But now you are fat and happy, so even though we poor single women are being deprived of your penis, it seems to me that the world is a better place.

Hank Chinaski

06-20-2005 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
people who haven't resolved important issues shouldn't get married.

for lots of those there still isn't a cure.

futbol fan

06-20-2005 01:51 PM

That is some cold-ass shit

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Damn, indeed. I hope when you said it, he was holding on to your leg, crying "don't leave me," as you were trying to make your way out the door.

"Seriously Mick you fuck her?"
No no no Cos ya know what I mean . . .
I'm fucking, i'm no way really d'ya know what I mean
I can take it or leave it, believe, and then Calvin's like "oi -

You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back
Quit staring into space and eat your snack, thats that
She'll want you much more for not hanging on
Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong
Why should she be the one who decides whether its off or on or on or off or on?
Now the girls rude, I know she's rude but she's screwed right through you, you'll be on your knees soon."

Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself

Hank Chinaski

06-20-2005 01:52 PM

That is some cold-ass shit

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Originally posted by ironweed
"Seriously Mick you fuck her?"
No no no Cos ya know what I mean . . .
I'm fucking, i'm no way really d'ya know what I mean
I can take it or leave it, believe, and then Calvin's like "oi -

You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back
Quit staring into space and eat your snack, thats that
She'll want you much more for not hanging on
Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong
Why should she be the one who decides whether its off or on or on or off or on?
Now the girls rude, I know she's rude but she's screwed right through you, you'll be on your knees soon."

Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself

I hope that was a cut and paste.

notcasesensitive

06-20-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Damn, indeed. I hope when you said it, he was holding on to your leg, crying "don't leave me," as you were trying to make your way out the door.

It was shortly after he called my friends' house on New Year's Eve ordering me to come home, left a threatening message on the answering machine of a guy I had gone to lunch with once (whose business card he found in my wallet) and built a shrine of all of our photos together (with candles for extra creepy effect) in the room next to the garage so it was the first thing I saw when I arrived home on New Year's morning. He was drunk and waiting up for me. Happy 2000! Really at that moment he didn't deserve to find someone who loved him as much as he loved me. I was being generous.

Replaced_Texan

06-20-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It was shortly after he called my friends' house on New Year's Eve ordering me to come home, left a threatening message on the answering machine of a guy I had gone to lunch with once (whose business card he found in my wallet) and built a shrine of all of our photos together (with candles for extra creepy effect) in the room next to the garage so it was the first thing I saw when I arrived home on New Year's morning. He was drunk and waiting up for me. Happy 2000! Really at that moment he didn't deserve to find someone who loved him as much as he loved me. I was being generous.

Well that beats my nearly-killed-us-all-with-fireworks-on-the-dock-on-Lake-Conroe-after-too-much-champagne Y2K celebration.

futbol fan

06-20-2005 01:57 PM

I've got a whole album

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope that was a cut and paste.

No, I wrote it myself just now. What's the matter, don't you think it's cool? Please tell me you think it's cool.

dtb	06-20-2005 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is a fun starter marriage?

eta: ah, now I get it. A "starter marriage" that is fun. I was thinking it was a fun-starter marriage - like one that would get the fun started or something and thinking what the hell is that.

Yet another shining example of the importance of correct hyphen usage.

Sort of like "extra marital sex" -- hyphen placement is everything*.

*If I had a nickel for every time I've said THAT! Maybe I could buy a pack of gum.

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