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robustpuppy 05-19-2005 01:25 PM
My date
 
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On the plus side, you'll have a good, heartwarming story of one night of celibacy for your grandnieces and -nephews.
"Auntie Gwink, how do I know that when I grow up, I'll have the strength not to fuck an odious, unattractive weenie who hates the cold?"

notcasesensitive 05-19-2005 01:34 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who did loberry say was most pathetic?
Hank?

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-19-2005 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
PS. Hot chocolate combined with mint tea is unusual, but not bad. Mint hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps. Pretty tasty. And a good way to get rid of peppermint schnapps.

BR(went through a phase where, for no apparent reason, people started randomly bringing us peppermint schnapps. We had three huge bottles of it at one point. We still wonder what they were getting at.)C

dtb 05-19-2005 01:51 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've read Running With Scissors and Dry. I think I even posted about them here a year or more ago. First the SNL book, now this. I didn't realize how ahead of the curve I really am.

RWS was funnier than Dry, but for some reason while reading RWS I couldn't stop making the David Sederis comparison (Sederis is funnier, as you might have guessed) whereas with Dry it felt less like Burroughs was trying to compete with Sederis, so it rang more true to me. Or maybe it is because I've known a lot of alcoholics. He's supposed to be close to releasing his 3rd memoir. About his relationship with his father.
I went to a Barnes & Noble booksigning in Union Square last year to meet him (well, to see him sign books and stuff -- we didn't actually meet). He's hot.

robustpuppy 05-19-2005 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps. Pretty tasty. And a good way to get rid of peppermint schnapps.

BR(went through a phase where, for no apparent reason, people started randomly bringing us peppermint schnapps. We had three huge bottles of it at one point. We still wonder what they were getting at.)C
The only interpretation that makes any sense is that they don't like you.

barely_legal 05-19-2005 02:05 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only interpretation that makes any sense is that they don't like you.
Or that they have stinky breath.

Not Bob 05-19-2005 02:08 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only interpretation that makes any sense is that they don't like you.
Nonsense. Everyone loves BRC.

Gwnc, I'm sorry to hear about your date. I feel personally responsible. I told Nigel to use the "Audrey Hepburn" line (sebby, not all of us are blessed with your savoir faire when it comes to the chicks, and we need an something to fall back on when we get tongue-tied), but I didn't realize that he would manage to slam your hobby while doing so.

At least I persuaded him not to talk about his GI Joe collection.(Uh, right?)

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2005 02:08 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hank?
this type personal attack is simply vulgar.

Hank Chinaski 05-19-2005 02:11 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by dtb
I went to a Barnes & Noble booksigning in Union Square last year to meet him (well, to see him sign books and stuff -- we didn't actually meet). He's hot.
Of course. How could one possibly make a Sedaris connection- all gays writers are the same?

Me Talk Pretty One Day has the obvious tie to Wilde, but its not about a painting as much?

notcasesensitive 05-19-2005 02:14 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this type personal attack is simply vulgar.
I am both vulgar and wimpy when it comes to the cold. I cannot bring myself to say that I'm a big pussy though. I guess you'd have to ask Mr Man about that.

notcasesensitive 05-19-2005 02:16 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Of course. How could one possibly make a Sedaris connection- all gays writers are the same?
Not the same. DS seems to be willing to take it in the ass.

That was a bit vulgar wasn't it?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-19-2005 02:19 PM
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps. Pretty tasty. And a good way to get rid of peppermint schnapps.

BR(went through a phase where, for no apparent reason, people started randomly bringing us peppermint schnapps. We had three huge bottles of it at one point. We still wonder what they were getting at.)C
A proper host knows that it is considered good manners to have an unopened bottle of peppermint schnapps on hand for guests, in the event that guests should like to freshen up after eating the host's ass.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-19-2005 02:20 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That was a bit vulgar wasn't it?
Yes. Well done. From there it is only a short distance to punching and kicking people in the head. Yay!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-19-2005 02:20 PM
anyone read this guy?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Not the same. DS seems to be willing to take it in the ass.

That was a bit vulgar wasn't it?
Not vulgar at all. DebtSlave's anal fetish is something of an old skool legend, after all.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-19-2005 02:21 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Nonsense. Everyone loves BRC.

Gwnc, I'm sorry to hear about your date. I feel personally responsible. I told Nigel to use the "Audrey Hepburn" line (sebby, not all of us are blessed with your savoir faire when it comes to the chicks, and we need an something to fall back on when we get tongue-tied), but I didn't realize that he would manage to slam your hobby while doing so.

At least I persuaded him not to talk about his GI Joe collection.(Uh, right?)
Dude, Audrey Hepburn? She's been dead longer than the average Starbucks latte jockey has been alive. What would you think if a chick told you you looked like James Dean? I'd check to see if she was wearing a girdle. Audrey Hepburn's a sex star to the false teeth set.

The safest place to put a restless tongue is your drink.


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