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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not that bad at all. It's just that I'm lazy, and I really don't want to work as hard as your average American. I also like sitting in a cafe and reading the newspaper. And having a beer at lunch. And temperate weather. That actually may be the biggest draw: not too hot and not too cold - gotta love the Gulf Stream. Also, there's the topless beaches, and the proximity to mountains and ocean/sea.

I realize now that I am out of my fucking mind.

dtb	07-22-2005 12:48 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I need a constant supply of new pants.

Maybe if you didn't use your pants as if they were underwear, you wouldn't HAVE this problem.

Dick Trickler, indeed.

dtb	07-22-2005 12:49 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Saltwater thigh pond.

What are you talking about?

greatwhitenorthchick

07-22-2005 12:50 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What is the female equivalent of "swimming in ejaculate"?

swimming in ejaculate.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-22-2005 12:54 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by dtb
What are you talking about?

Disregard. High fastball, way out of the strike zone. I tripped during delivery.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-22-2005 12:56 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Maybe if you didn't use your pants as if they were underwear, you wouldn't HAVE this problem.

Dick Trickler, indeed.

I picked up some brushed cotton summer pants last week. The feeling is really fantastic.

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 12:58 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I picked up some brushed cotton summer pants last week. The feeling is really fantastic.

I'm starting to suspect the stains on your pants are not due to leakage after the morning quicky.

Alex_de_Large

07-22-2005 12:59 PM

The death of the jock strap

Where have all the jock straps gone?

spree: article in slate

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 01:05 PM

The death of the jock strap

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Where have all the jock straps gone?

spree: article in slate

I never wore them. I agree with this guy:

"They kind of keep the genitalia from flopping around, is the best I could tell you," says Dr. William O. Roberts, a past president of the American College of Sports Medicine.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-22-2005 01:06 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm starting to suspect the stains on your pants are not due to leakage after the morning quicky.

If you're implying I feed the natural onanistic tendencies at the office, you're wrong.

A close friend of mine has jacked off at the office for years (he's also a marker sniffer). He claims its a great stress reliever. The difficulty of locating the private bathroom for such indulgence aside, I don't see how anyone could get randy at work. I believe I am impotent while in the office. Sienna Miller could put on a strip tease on my desk and I wouldn't want to fuck. Work = everything unsexy in life.

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 01:07 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you're implying I feed the natural onanistic tendencies at the office, you're wrong.

A close friend of mine has jacked off at the office for years (he's also a marker sniffer). He claims its a great stress reliever. The difficulty of locating the private bathroom for such indulgence aside, I don't see how anyone could get randy at work. I believe I am impotent while in the office. Sienna Miller could put on a strip tease on my desk and I wouldn't want to fuck. Work = everything unsexy in life.

I think you're fucking your pants.

eta: One thing more disturbing than jacking off at the office is jacking off at the office and telling people that you do it. I'd rather not know.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-22-2005 01:20 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate Parisians, but I understand their attitude. All those fucking tourists would drive me crazy. I don't know how native NYers don't go on a tourist killing spree.

Uh...we do.

TM

NotFromHere

07-22-2005 01:21 PM

Why?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think you're fucking your pants.

eta: One thing more disturbing than jacking off at the office is jacking off at the office and telling people that you do it. I'd rather not know.

Sometimes, you'll find, while reading other peoples' e-mails, in the course of discovery, that people are more free with this information than they should be.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-22-2005 01:28 PM

The death of the jock strap

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never wore them. I agree with this guy:

"They kind of keep the genitalia from flopping around, is the best I could tell you," says Dr. William O. Roberts, a past president of the American College of Sports Medicine.

2. But why do football players not wear cups? that's beyond me.

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 01:32 PM

The death of the jock strap

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. But why do football players not wear cups? that's beyond me.

I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football. In fact, the only time was hit there during my time playing sports was in 3rd grade baseball. I was playing catcher and the ball bounced off the plate and came up. I was in agony, but the players on both teams were doubled up with laughter. Nothing like sports to bring kids together.

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