LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I actually worked with a partner at an internship many years ago who wore an ascot occasionally. It was fucking hysterical. He thought it was great. Such a pompous ass.

In a foppish way, or am I mixing up my stylez too much?

taxwonk

07-22-2005 01:38 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtclub
Translation: I got laid this morning.

How do you know? Does he bear the splooge spot of shame?

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 01:41 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
In a foppish way, or am I mixing up my stylez too much?

I'm not talking to you until you admit that the Supreme Court stole your avatar election.

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 01:43 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate Parisians, but I understand their attitude.

I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.

Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine (in fact, as
Ty knows, I had a lovely 1988 Chateau Lynch Bages last note and toasted the French winemaking skilz), food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms

I like to French kiss and in fairness they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.

Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 01:49 PM

The death of the jock strap

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football. In fact, the only time was hit there during my time playing sports was in 3rd grade baseball. I was playing catcher and the ball bounced off the plate and came up. I was in agony, but the players on both teams were doubled up with laughter. Nothing like sports to bring kids together.

As a young lad, in my youth, I once teed up a little too far behind the markers, which my mis-hit drive struck. The ball richocheted back and hit me square in my pubescently dangling testicles. And it was the one time my mom ngelected to put on my jockstrap and cup before sending me out to the golf course. I writhed in agony for 15 minutes. And then got up and birdied the hole. npi.

The thrill of victory, indeed!

ThurgreedMarshall

07-22-2005 01:52 PM

Ouch.

New York, NY - Verizon announced today that its familiar "Can you hear me now?" Guy has been diagnosed with a fast growing brain tumor. "Hear-Me-Now Guy, as we call him around here, has a benign growth on the right side of his brain near the right ear," said a Verizon Spokesperson.

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html
_________

Who knows how true this?

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-22-2005 01:53 PM

The death of the jock strap

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football.

I've only seen it on t.v.. A great animated movie.

But the sports illustrated article describing the phenomenon certainly didn't encourge me to wade into a pile of football players fighting for a fumble without protection.

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 01:55 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not talking to you until you admit that the Supreme Court stole your avatar election.

Recount is in!

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 02:01 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Recount is in!

49 people voted, and you are treating the 18 votes for Hillary Jesus like a sweeping mandate.

Worst. Avatar. Ever. But it matches the thread title.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-22-2005 02:03 PM

The death of the jock strap

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football.

but it works on so many levels!

stp. damn burger

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 02:04 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
49 people voted, and you are treating the 18 votes for Hillary Jesus like a sweeping mandate.

Worst. Avatar. Ever. But it matches the thread title.

You voted for the bling bling jesus?

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 02:07 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But it matches the thread title.

When I win the next title thread contest I think i will use:

"Where Penske's turning W-A-T-E-R into whine"

Thoughts?

Shape Shifter

07-22-2005 02:09 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
When I win the next title thread contest I think i will use:

"Where Penske's turning W-A-T-E-R into whine"

Thoughts?

I'd guess too much Splenda.

Penske_Account

07-22-2005 02:16 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd guess too much Splenda.

I'll take that as a thumbs up. Please x-post this exchange on the spanky show so we can get the Paigow's feedback.

futbol fan

07-22-2005 02:18 PM

Why?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Brother, every morning I sit on the train, look around as I listen to my Ipod and think "Fuck, a conveyor belt of nervous plasma, shuffling and frittering away on meaningless tasks, playing their parts, wasting time. What a mess." But what are you going to do? Its the human condition.

Live from week to wweek, get high, enjoy your friends and try to forget you're in the Boredom Matrix. My life ain't so bad. In fact, some folks tell me its good. I figure some day life will beat me down enough that I'll placidly agree. And I have to admit... the ride's been pretty fun so far.

Nobody writes the suicide notes like Sebby. And for the record, I prefer to strut and fret rather than shuffle and fritter. Call me old-fashioned.

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