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sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2023 11:37 AM

Re: A joke for Sebby...
 
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 533842)
You've probably heard this one before, but:

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?














Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

I'd not. And I shall be stealing it.

(I have used the reference, commenting on a gourd [or cantaloupe, maybe a honeydew? time degrades the recollection] being thrown from a window.)

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2023 11:46 AM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 533843)
Whitmer might make a go? No one from Michigan has even been elected Prez.

This assumes the party would not squash any such challenge to Joe. A lot of people in the party seem to think Joe needs to step aside because he's just too old, but not enough to overcome the majority who think he's the only candidate who can beat Trump.

I think the latter are deluded. Almost any candidate beats Trump. Reason being, as in 2020, Trump runs against himself. (And there appears to be a serious possibility of Trump being found guilty in GA post-election. Do people presume he'd run the country while on probation? Kinda odd to have to ask GA Dept of Corrections for permission to attend the G7, no?)

Adder 08-23-2023 01:03 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 533843)
Whitmer might make a go? No one from Michigan has even been elected Prez.

Think the ship has sailed for this cycle, but we've got a decent list of contenders on the D side, including her, for the next one. If there is a next one.

Adder 08-23-2023 01:06 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 533846)
This assumes the party would not squash any such challenge to Joe. A lot of people in the party seem to think Joe needs to step aside because he's just too old, but not enough to overcome the majority who think he's the only candidate who can beat Trump.

I think the latter are deluded. Almost any candidate beats Trump. Reason being, as in 2020, Trump runs against himself. (And there appears to be a serious possibility of Trump being found guilty in GA post-election. Do people presume he'd run the country while on probation? Kinda odd to have to ask GA Dept of Corrections for permission to attend the G7, no?)

Maybe, but when the incumbent is seen as having been pretty successful and, like last time, a compromise between the various factions within the party, it feels like a big risk to switch horses. Potentially at considerable personal political cost.

If you come for the king, you best not miss.

LessinSF 08-23-2023 05:20 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 533848)
Maybe, but when the incumbent is seen as having been pretty successful and, like last time, a compromise between the various factions within the party, it feels like a big risk to switch horses. Potentially at considerable personal political cost.

If you come for the king, you best not miss.

The over/under on Trump's weight at his booking is being offered at 273.5 pounds. I'm actually thinking under.

Adder 08-24-2023 10:49 AM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 533849)
The over/under on Trump's weight at his booking is being offered at 273.5 pounds. I'm actually thinking under.

With you on the under, but it's a good line.

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2023 12:46 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 533849)
The over/under on Trump's weight at his booking is being offered at 273.5 pounds. I'm actually thinking under.

Suckers bet. You gotta figure he'd be carrying some Twinkies or doughnuts or something on him in case he has to stay there for awhile.

Icky Thump 08-24-2023 12:54 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 533849)
The over/under on Trump's weight at his booking is being offered at 273.5 pounds. I'm actually thinking under.

You crazy. Dude I was 260 in 2009. No way that number doesn’t start w a 3.

Icky Thump 08-24-2023 07:59 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
Dupe

Icky Thump 08-24-2023 07:59 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 533852)
You crazy. Dude I was 260 in 2009. No way that number doesn’t start w a 3.

Did they fucking even weight him?

NGL he does look thinner https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023...y=75&auto=webp tho

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2023 08:01 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 533852)
You crazy. Dude I was 260 in 2009. No way that number doesn’t start w a 3.

I've seen him look worse, but 215 is hard to believe.

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2023 04:34 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 533855)
I've seen him look worse, but 215 is hard to believe.

I think it's his drivers license weight, from the last time he had a license.

So maybe sometime in the 80s or 90s? I cannot recall if I've ever heard of him driving anything other than a golf cart.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-27-2023 10:39 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 533837)
Eastman is deranged.

But he's not. Speaking as someone who knows him personally (although it's been a few years).

Hank Chinaski 08-27-2023 11:02 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 533856)
I think it's his drivers license weight, from the last time he had a license.

So maybe sometime in the 80s or 90s? I cannot recall if I've ever heard of him driving anything other than a golf cart.

And from AbbaKiss posting elsewhere, “when did body shaming become okay?”

Tyrone Slothrop 08-28-2023 05:44 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 533858)
And from AbbaKiss posting elsewhere, “when did body shaming become okay?”

I get why people want Trump to have to submit to the same rituals that other criminal defendants must go through, because that is kinda the point, but I do get so tired of the people calling him fat and orange.


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