LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some folks like Jar Jar Binks.... She's cute, no doubt about it. But is it double cheddar smothered in melted swiss to tell a 30ish woman she reminds you of AH? Yep. It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column, right next to the bit about how jazz gets women all hot and bothered.

Don't believe me? Check August 1975. In the same box with your pet rock and copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

I would love to date again for a gag. I'd talk endlessly about Dr. Who, or how the Sleastacks from land of the Lost were metaphors for the UN. That'd be a great show. See how long it takes for a normal looking, seemingly nice guy to freak the shit out of a cute chick.

What does 30ish have to do with it?

ThurgreedMarshall

05-19-2005 03:27 PM

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column...

So you've been to sunny's house, then? Is the lunchbox collection all it's cracked up to be?

TM

lo-berry

05-19-2005 03:28 PM

How embarrassing

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perfect! Make sure to include a brazilian in there.

Of course, maximize the roi.

paigowprincess

05-19-2005 03:28 PM

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Cher = Horrible dresser freak

Paigow = Horrible dresser freak.

So you're saying Gwink resembles Mia Farrow?

Why do you even bother? I feel like a newfoundland swatting away at a chihuahua.

paigowprincess

05-19-2005 03:30 PM

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So you've been to sunny's house, then? Is the lunchbox collection all it's cracked up to be?

TM

I don't believe sunny resides with lunchbox. He is gonna dump her when she hits thirty and I don't think he wants to bother having to separating the Playboys from the Highlights.

Not Bob

05-19-2005 03:31 PM

Sometimes things are too easy.

From Overheard in New York

Fat man: Mmmhmm...I love me some skinny gothic girls!

--Kim's Video, St. Mark's Place

lo-berry

05-19-2005 03:35 PM

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you even bother? I feel like a newfoundland swatting away at a chihuahua.

Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?

sunnybunny

05-19-2005 03:38 PM

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't believe sunny resides with lunchbox. He is gonna dump her when she hits thirty and I don't think he wants to bother having to separating the Playboys from the Highlights.

Dude, are you like following us around, obsessing and shit. I'll send you a wedding announcement, if that makes you feel better.

And FYI, I subscribe to Chronicle of the Horse, Practical Horsemen, Scientific American and Poetry. I never subscribed to Highlights; i was a Cricket kinda kid.

ltl/fb

05-19-2005 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hope you keep that bottle hidden away from the drinkable liquor you serve to guests. Results could be disastrous if there is any 'backwash'.

"Hmmm, I didn't know Rumplemintz had flecks in it... I thought that was Goldschlager... Think I'll take a swig...."

Christ, you don't even have glasses?

sunnybunny

05-19-2005 03:40 PM

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

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Originally posted by lo-berry
Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?

When she gets so bad shit and OD's, I'll come to the funeral, promise.

ltl/fb

05-19-2005 03:45 PM

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sebby, my boy, there is a certain segment of the chick population that loves Audrey from repeated viewings of "Sabrina," "Roman Holiday," and "Breakfast at Tiffanys." Being compared to her is a good thing for them, and could lead to bonus points that take the Nigels of the world into The Promised Land.

I wouldn't think that it would be the end of the world, as a guy, to be told you look like James Dean.

I never really think anyone looks like anyone, so this is not a line I use. In case there were worries.

sunnybunny

05-19-2005 03:47 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....

ltl/fb

05-19-2005 03:47 PM

This looks like a Furry or Fuzzy or whatever they are called

And a really bad one. Perhaps where a raccoon head got put on a weasel body, or something.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....urnM_I14sRPw--

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050519...alpandaoffbeat

Flinty_McFlint

05-19-2005 03:48 PM

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

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Originally posted by lo-berry
Whats it gonna take to get you two back togther....kiss and makeup?

My guess is more wine and a case of horse tranquilizers. And then, it's on.

ltl/fb

05-19-2005 03:48 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....

I think having a quote from someone else is definitely a Fatal Attraction/Desperately Seeking Susan thing. Always. Spot on, bunny.

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