I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

I read a great story in a dog book a few years ago by a newfoundland owner who was visited by a friend with a chihuahua, which ran back and forth and yapped and kept trying to get the newfoundland to play. Eventually the newfoundland picked the chihuahua up by the scruff of the neck, and deposited it in the bathtub, from which it could not get out.

Notwithstanding, I'm not seeing you as a newfoundland.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

The irony is delicious, no?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

It's fucking confusing as hell. I would think she is being tongue in cheek or something, but the tone isn't right.

An act of kindness from the paigow
 

Bc I know sunny is probably flipping around like a dying fish on a powerboat trying to figure out what profound act of stupidity she just committed, I will repost tihs and give her a chance to post hoc it.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky Post #2037

but I just noticed Paigs put some quote from me in her sig line...do you think she has a crush on me? This is kinda Fatal Attraction-like...or maybe more like Desparately Seeking Susan....


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I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

Godammit. I thought I invented that analogy. Had no idea it was a book.

An act of kindness from the paigow
 

Um, no that's not it. It's the copying me by posting a quote from me, because I have a quote from you in my sig line. Even though mine is there as a reminder to you that you officially quit the board, whereas I merely logged out for the night to go bill. YOu post like a wack everyday, whereas I actually go and do work for weeks at a time before having a wack posting day...But That was apparent, no? When in the heck do you actually do client work? Is it during the hours when the rest of us are going out and you have no plans?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

No, ltl, she actually is that stupid.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

So it wasn't fellatio that kept her out of a decent law school?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

who the fuck said I didn't go to a decent law school?

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

2. Newfies of my acquaintence are big and bouncy (when they're not sleeping) and sweet. And they drool a lot. Not the mental image I have of paigow.

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 

Only Newfie I know is handicapped and in a wheel chair and bumps into things all the time. He's kinda loveable in that vulnerable kinda way. Though he drools too much for my taste.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You did, dumbass. "agreed, but her law school was better than mine...I was too busy sucking dick to study."

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I think she actually hda to take the dick out of her mouth to get into that school.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste
 

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Um, that's not the same thing, you idiot.