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Holy Crap. Run everybody! RUN!

TM

We love the 80's
 

Exactly. Everyone knows that the girl stick figures have bows in their hair. And skirts.

Chainsaws
 

I planted trees for a summer. It's like we've got our own little circle of life going.

Chainsaws
 

I was on a ladder for a while, but nothing like what you're talking about. I've seen that shit live. Some cats cut a "valley" into the forest below my folks' house. Crazy bastards were felling trees all over the goddamned place. It looked insanely dangerous, and they did the wholee thing perfectly - almost perfectly symmetrical on both "sides" of the valley, which baffled me. Their ability to measure perfectly and symmetrically from such distance, with no measuring instruments, was like somebody playing piano by ear.

We love the 80's
 

There was a ridiculously popular (for no good reason) bar in Dallas called The Thin Room. It started out with that name because it was a long and narrow bar, but the erratic cokehead manager decided it should be related to the quality of the women showing up to the place (granted, goodlooking post-SMU chicks went there to meet and be groped by past-their-heyday frat boys like Sebby (no offence)), so he painted a sign with a no sign around a picture of a fat chick. People continued to flock in for no good reason, so then he added a sign right next to the no fat chicks one that said Sluts Welcome. He also printed up tee shirts that said Sluts Welcome and No Fat Chicks. Classy?

[this post had no point. this is not my best material.]

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"I strenuously object?" Is that how it's done? Hm? "Objection, your Honor!" "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh! You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

TM

Chainsaws
 

I trimmed and cut down trees after storms (so they wouldn't fall on houses, etc.). I wasn't a logger. In fact, we rarely killed trees.

I have watched Logjammin', though. The plot is ludicrous.

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You're only picking on Coltrane because you agree with paigow that guacamole is overrated. Try not to let your biases affect your posts.

Chainsaws
 

We love the 80's
 

Anything beats a discussion of botox. I have that with my mother in law every three weeks.

If you think I'd last 20 seconds in a bar full of ex-SMU betties, you don't know me. The only cat I knew from SMU pulled a shotgun on my friends. Jackass kept mumbling some shit about "messing with the cattle and getting the horns." God, I hated that douchebag.

Now THAT... that had no fucking point.

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How in the fuck could guac be overrated? What sort of degenerate dislikes guacamole? Thats like disliking Coca Cola, or masturbation. A fresh avocado, lime, cilantro, salt and peper is perfect.

They also taste great in ginger dressing. But I think dog shit might taste good in ginger dressing. Its like peanut sauce or ketchup... you could eat rotting flesh in ketchup and it'd be palatable.

Chainsaws
 

Did your new sort of bf ask you to stick your fist in his butt? I don't think this is a common activity for straight men, or at least it's never come up in a conversation with any of my straight friends.

We love the 80's
 

I call bullshit. A cat from UT, A&M, or UTEP would pull a shotgun. A cat from SMU would have his daddy hire a guy who knew a guy who would have some Mexican gangster chop you into small bits.

Mmmmm....SMU girls.

Chainsaws
 

Um, no. But I will ask him and see what he thinks. I was just bored and looking at my hand.

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It sounds like he's just finishing the quote that I initiated. Although, maybe he's being ironic. That seems a little too PLFy* for him.

*gay