LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll ask fringey if she is available for the trip. She really doesn't like to travel out of state much though. Oh, and also, I might be dead then (keep those PMs coming!).

To New Jersey? That's weird, she figured out who I was, sent me a nicely colored smoke signal by waving blankets over a smoldering tire fire, and invited me to visit her at her beautiful dump-side home in Jersey City Heights so she could start her new life as a good* person. So, you are saying she doesn't live in New Jersey as all evidence I've seen suggests?

Hello

*See the politics board for the definition of a good person. Hint: she has suggested many times on these boards that she has not previously been good.

pretermitted_child

10-16-2003 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by New Jersey
Listen you little toad, one more post and we will go Tony Soprano on your sorry dumpy ass.

Badda bing badda boom!

New Jersey

Classy.

Obviously, NJ, you're obsessed with me. And I'm flattered that you've paid enough attention to my posts to get all hot and bothered by them. But stalking is against the TOS of this Site.*

* See Section 6: Member Conduct, subpart (l) at http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/mis...ion=faq&page=6

pretermitted(*ribbit*)child

New Jersey

10-16-2003 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
. But stalking is against the TOS of this Site.*

Its ironic that you should use this word. In New Jersey we take stalking very seriously. A person is guilty of stalking in New Jersey if he or she purposely and repeatedly follows another person, and engages in a course of conduct or makes a credible threat with the intent of annoying or placing that person in reasonable fear of death or bodily injury.

The stalker may be someone the accuser knows, including a friend, co-worker, acquaintance, or even a former lover or spurned suiter.

In other words, pretermitted child, if you ever do set foot in our fare State, keep your nose clean, because New Jersey has less tolerance for stalkers than it does for illiterates!

New Jersey

pretermitted_child

10-16-2003 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by New Jersey
Its ironic that you should use this word. In New Jersey we take stalking very seriously. A person is guilty of stalking in New Jersey if he or she purposely and repeatedly follows another person, and engages in a course of conduct or makes a credible threat with the intent of annoying or placing that person in reasonable fear of death or bodily injury.

The stalker may be someone the accuser knows, including a friend, co-worker, acquaintance, or even a former lover or spurned suiter.

In other words, pretermitted child, if you ever do set foot in our fare State, keep your nose clean, because New Jersey has less tolerance for stalkers than it does for illiterates!

New Jersey

So, NJ, you wanted me to take your Tony Soprano bit as a JOKE, perhaps?*

pretermitted(*wink*)child

* Good joke. Really funny. Fun-nee!

evenodds

10-16-2003 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
Classy.

Obviously, NJ, you're obsessed with me. And I'm flattered that you've paid enough attention to my posts to get all hot and bothered by them. But stalking is against the TOS of this Site.*

* See Section 6: Member Conduct, subpart (l) at http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/mis...ion=faq&page=6

pretermitted(*ribbit*)child

Since you appear to have made an accusation, I will officially respond.

I would have thought you of all people would understand the meaning of stalking.

NJ is participating in a long-established FB tradition -- glorious sockery.

If this makes you uncomfortable, we have many other forums where the Great State of New Jersey will not bother you.

EvenOdds

PS Avoid the Mid-Atlantic regional forum.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 12:20 AM

ferry update

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
With deep regret I must inform you, the fb denizens, that the SI ferry captain did not commit suicide after the accident, as I had initially reported. I will understand if from this point forward you are unable to believe anything that I post. Trust is very important in the context of an anonymous chat board, and I fear that I have lost all of yours. This is killing me, but your anger and disappointment is completely understandable. I fear after this snafu that even New Jersey, the armpit of the country, may not wish to associate with me. NJ, I am sorry. Really.

Actually I wonder if I have any pills lying around here. Or maybe a gun. No, I can't do messy. Pills seem like they would be better. Anyone know what combination of Tums, aspirin and Zyrtek will do me in? Feel free to PM me with a good pill cocktail. Oh, and I could wash them down with some delicious Ciroc grape vodka. That should definitely help. Glad I picked that up last week.

Anyway, again I apologize. If I'm still around tomorrow you can be sure that cnn will be getting an angry letter from yours truly. Think I'll write a real letter and mail it to them instead of lazing out and e-mailing my complaint. That will surely make them take notice.

Despairingly yours,

ncs

Dear ncS,

Get off your green-memed pluralistic relativistic high horse and quit being so narcissistic. There are so many others that are truly deserving of despair before you. Get real and with the scientifc modernism paradigm you spoke about so encouragingly at ACL. We do not all dine at your multicultural feast of transformation. Quit slacking, take your oxymedicine, and get back to work.

Sincerely,

S "Daddy" S

pretermitted_child

10-16-2003 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Since you appear to have made an accusation, I will officially respond.

I would have thought you of all people would understand the meaning of stalking.

NJ is participating in a long-established FB tradition -- glorious sockery.

If this makes you uncomfortable, we have many other forums where the Great State of New Jersey will not bother you.

EvenOdds

PS Avoid the Mid-Atlantic regional forum.

It was a joke, E/O. I was ratcheting up my timminess and playing it to the hilt. Sheesh.

Don't tell me that YOU need the [JOKE] tag as well.

I wasn't uncomfortable. I was actually having a lot of fun. Heck, I thought the posts were pretty damn funny. And I knew this because I was smiling when I was typing them.

pretermitted(And yes, I know it's a sock. And I have a pretty good idea who it is.)child

evenodds

10-16-2003 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
It was a joke, E/O. I was ratcheting up my timminess and playing it to the hilt. Sheesh.

Don't tell me that YOU need the [JOKE] tag as well.

I wasn't uncomfortable. I was actually having a lot of fun. Heck, I thought the posts were pretty damn funny. And I knew this because I was smiling when I was typing them.

pretermitted(And yes, I know it's a sock. And I have a pretty good idea who it is.)child

We're all joking, dear. This is the FB.

Even(avoid the mid-atlantic)Odds

New Jersey

10-16-2003 12:32 AM

I'm fun-nee how? Funny like a sock? I amuse you? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
Good joke. Really funny. Fun-nee!

P_C:

State's our not really in the humor business. Our mandate is a bit more serious than that.

However, New Jersey is home to more than its fare share of laugh factories.

For example, for those hottie gals in the NY Metro area who are looking to yukkkk it up, tomorrow is ladies nite at To Catch a Rising Star in Princeton, New Jersey.

So all you FB Betties, NewJersey recommends that you leave the guy's at home, or if you are so inclined grab a female "friend", because all ladies uncompanied by men, will be admitted for only $8.00.

That's a lot of laffs per dollar!!!

See you there!

New Jersey

leagleaze

10-16-2003 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
We're all joking, dear. This is the FB.

Joking? We're joking? Well fuck. Why does no one ever tell me anything?

pretermitted_child

10-16-2003 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
We're all joking, dear.

So was I. Hence your "official" response was superfluous. Unless THAT was a joke as well.

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This is the FB.

Duh. And you should stop taking so much of what I say literally.

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Even(avoid the mid-atlantic)Odds

Maybe. But the Privileges and Immunities Clause* of the U.S. Constitution says I don't have to.

* I'm too lazy to cite to the exact one. It's late.

Edited to move asterisk.

evenodds

10-16-2003 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
So was I. Hence your "official" response was superfluous. Unless THAT was a joke as well.

Now, this is funny.

I am personally insulted that you would think i would upbraid you on the board, since in the past I have always done it in private.

Shape Shifter

10-16-2003 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Now, this is funny.
i would upbraid you on the board,

Mmmmmmmmm, upbraiding.

pretermitted_child

10-16-2003 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Now, this is funny.

I am personally insulted that you would think i would upbraid you on the board, since in the past I have always done it in private.

In private, I've always thought that we just didn't understand each other. And that's OK. Really.

Oh, and from now on . . . I'll put in the [JOKE] tags. Just for you and Austintatious.

str8outavannuys

10-16-2003 12:58 AM

the return of the Garden State

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
To be fair, NJ said it was trying to improve literacy rates. It never claimed to be perfect. I mean, we all know NJ is not perfect. Just visit Atlantic City sometime if you don't believe me.

Best meal I've ever had was at an Italian restaurant in Atlantic City. I believe the name of the restaurant was Chef Vola. You had to know somebody to get a reservation. They only take cash. Awesome awesome awesome.

Agreed that the rest of A/C is not much.

Sometimes, one is thankful that one's baseball team sucks, and never gets up 3-1 only to blow 2 games at home with our aces on the mound. Oh wait, that happened to us in 1985. Fuckin Jamie Quirk. It'll only hurt for awhile, Cubs fans.

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