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Jack Manfred 04-07-2009 12:13 PM
Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 386074)
Google hits for:

"blowjob camel": 2,080
Hey now. The story was hers. The term is mine.

Or perhaps a better way to put it is I coined the phrase "blowjob camel" and gave it to a grateful world.

cheval de frise 04-07-2009 01:15 PM
Whip it good...and don't forget the red pointy hat.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 386095)
Hey now. The story was hers. The term is mine.

Or perhaps a better way to put it is I coined the phrase "blowjob camel" and gave it to a grateful world.
"Grateful" is not the same thing as "bound, gagged, on its knees, screaming a muffled "NO!" Your submissive slip is showing.

CDF

cheval de frise 04-07-2009 05:14 PM
Re: Whip it good...and don't forget the red pointy hat.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 386124)
. . . . .
I can't believe this killed the board.

Sorry about that.

CDF

Shape Shifter 04-07-2009 05:38 PM
Re: Whip it good...and don't forget the red pointy hat.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 386212)
I can't believe this killed the board.

Sorry about that.

CDF
You're forgiven!!!!!!!!!!

greatwhitenorthchick 04-07-2009 06:34 PM
Presented without comment
 
BaconLube:

http://static.thefrisky.com/images/u...aconlube_c.jpg

Adder 04-07-2009 06:35 PM
Re: Presented without comment
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 386228)
Am I having flashbacks?

greatwhitenorthchick 04-07-2009 06:37 PM
Re: Presented without comment
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 386229)
Am I having flashbacks?
maybe. I've been away for a while.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 04-07-2009 06:42 PM
Re: Presented without comment
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 386233)
maybe. I've been away for a while.
Does the baconlube explain your absence?

Shape Shifter 04-07-2009 06:47 PM
Re: Presented without comment
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 386234)
Does the baconlube explain your absence?
I don't know about thier lube, but one of their salts is maple-flavored.

http://www.jdfoods.net/images/shop/itm-natural-s.gif

Sidd Finch 04-07-2009 07:29 PM
Re: Presented without comment
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 386228)
Proof that not all great things go great together. Even when one of those things is bacon.

Gattigap 04-07-2009 07:53 PM
Manny's
 
I don't know about you folks, but I always assumed that Wonk's and Coltrane's periodic references to Manny's was simply an interwebs metaphor; an imaginary place or thing to discuss on this board and turn over in the mind's eye like a bauble to distract us from boredom, much like our discussions here of Grand Central Terminal, or the state of Texas.

But I learned today that Manny's is indeed a real place. Wonk and Coltrane were kind enough to take me there and walk me through the arcane rituals that resulted in my staring at a plate containing a mound of corned beef, pastrami and rye about the size of my head, a pickle, and probably one year subtracted from my lifetime. Even though I embarrassed Wonk by being unable to finish it, I enjoyed it all. Thanks, guys.

Other trivia point: I challenged Coltrane to prove his crank/bottle stories, and learned that Manny's actually has a setup for this in the back room! Coltrane was preparing to demonstrate until the manager arrived and explained that the local aldermen have decreed that this feat could only be performed during St. Patrick's Day. Next time, fellas.

Not Bob 04-07-2009 11:41 PM
Re: Manny's
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 386245)
I don't know about you folks, but I always assumed that Wonk's and Coltrane's periodic references to Manny's was simply an interwebs metaphor; an imaginary place or thing to discuss on this board and turn over in the mind's eye like a bauble to distract us from boredom, much like our discussions here of Grand Central Terminal, or the state of Texas.

But I learned today that Manny's is indeed a real place. Wonk and Coltrane were kind enough to take me there and walk me through the arcane rituals that resulted in my staring at a plate containing a mound of corned beef, pastrami and rye about the size of my head, a pickle, and probably one year subtracted from my lifetime. Even though I embarrassed Wonk by being unable to finish it, I enjoyed it all. Thanks, guys.

Other trivia point: I challenged Coltrane to prove his crank/bottle stories, and learned that Manny's actually has a setup for this in the back room! Coltrane was preparing to demonstrate until the manager arrived and explained that the local aldermen have decreed that this feat could only be performed during St. Patrick's Day. Next time, fellas.
Blah blah blah. Did either of them have any insight as to whether the Blackhawks are more than a pretty sweater? How far can the Hawks ride the Bulin Wall in the playoffs?

http://theindependentmusicnetwork.co...blackhawks.jpg

eta: Goddamn, that is a great picture. So the margins are off -- big fucking deal. Grow up.

eta 2: From pic to link. For ncs. This means that you won't tell mom what really happened to the LeSabre, right?

Fugee 04-08-2009 09:05 AM
Bad bacon ideas
 
Squeeze bacon?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...ueez-bacon.jpg

Caviar in a tube makes a nice sandwich condiment, but this sounds yucky.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 04-08-2009 11:11 AM
Re: Bad bacon ideas
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386258)
Squeeze bacon?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...ueez-bacon.jpg

Caviar in a tube makes a nice sandwich condiment, but this sounds yucky.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
I don't know whether this one's for Fringie or Flinty.

Hey, Flinty, maybe you should get the girl some bacon.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-08-2009 11:17 AM
Re: Manny's
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 386245)
I don't know about you folks, but I always assumed that Wonk's and Coltrane's periodic references to Manny's was simply an interwebs metaphor; an imaginary place or thing to discuss on this board and turn over in the mind's eye like a bauble to distract us from boredom, much like our discussions here of Grand Central Terminal, or the state of Texas.

But I learned today that Manny's is indeed a real place. Wonk and Coltrane were kind enough to take me there and walk me through the arcane rituals that resulted in my staring at a plate containing a mound of corned beef, pastrami and rye about the size of my head, a pickle, and probably one year subtracted from my lifetime. Even though I embarrassed Wonk by being unable to finish it, I enjoyed it all. Thanks, guys.

Other trivia point: I challenged Coltrane to prove his crank/bottle stories, and learned that Manny's actually has a setup for this in the back room! Coltrane was preparing to demonstrate until the manager arrived and explained that the local aldermen have decreed that this feat could only be performed during St. Patrick's Day. Next time, fellas.
Here is a picture from yesterday. A random Bears fan decided to join us. I am the one with the mustache.

http://www.freewebs.com/g0uads/dabears.jpg


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