fashion question for the ladies
 

So you wouldn't fuck the woman who sprung you from the clink if she didn't pretty herself before going in, guns ablazin'? I'm putting that in your file.

fashion question for the ladies
 

maybe I'm too demanding, but given all the planning that went into the breakout, bitch comes to break me out I expect her to take a moment and think of makeup and wardrobe issues beforehand. This is 2005, a woman needs to be able to multitask. And I actually think it explains the peaceful surrender.

ACL questions
 

Nah, turns out her student loan debt was co-signed by some lawyer friend of hers, so she's not worried about that. She's gonna make the co-signer pay it.

ACL questions
 

You'd prefer corn?

fashion question for the ladies
 

My $2 says Hank takes a look, then walks back in his cell. The man's spent years nurturing his network of love on the inside, he's not gonna throw that away for just anything, right?

ACL questions
 

You aren't particularly good at this sort of cross-reference humor. FYI. There are ways it could have worked, but you didn't hit them. I'd work on tying circumstances better.

Perhaps SS will mentor you???

Terrell Owens
 

For anyone wanting to hedge, their O/U win total for the season is 11.5, +110/-140 on wsex.com. I'm thinking of dropping some coin on the under 11.5 myself.

The universe is conspiring against me. Couldn't they have waited one more night?

Hmph.


(spree: each one is a setting sun)

Terrell Owens
 

That settles it. I'm taking the over with Zesty.

Terrell Owens
 

Hedging is for pussies.

ACL questions
 

party time!!

Terrell Owens
 

And vice versa.

Thank you Detroit! Good Night!

ACL questions
 

That's a great plan. I think my parents may have cosigned my loan. I should make them pay! Why didnt I htink of this before?

So why did you guys break up?

Terrell Owens
 

What are the odds of the Lions being in the Super Bowl?

ACL questions
 

2. I don't know what I was thinking. If I just had more misspellings it would have been like I'm fucking[*] paigow.
[*] Adjective, not verb.

Terrell Owens
 

Being in? Pretty good odds. Playing in? Not so good.

Terrell Owens
 

Betting that the Eagles win 12 or more games (over 11.5) costs $100 to win $110.

Betting that the Eagles win 11 or fewer games (under 11.5) costs $140 to win $100.

In other words, a little more money is being bet on under 11.5 than over, and the book is trying to entice people to bet the over by making the payoff for that bet richer than the payoff for the under.

Terrell Owens
 

Thank you.

Terrell Owens
 

I did not, but given that she works as a cocktail waitress at a strip club, I may go by myself.

Terrell Owens
 

Aha! The plot thickens. I may have to retract some posts targeted at Spanky.

Terrell Owens
 

To throw a fit because she hasn't called?

Quick question: Is this one of your more favored strip clubs?

If the answer is yes, I'd wait a few days for her to cool off before stopping by again. I'd hate to think of a restraining order standing between you and Spanky and that hot stripper action.

Terrell Owens
 

Huh. When I was in law school, I worked for the Houston Area Women's Center, and we spent a lot of time fighting with the city over the stupid licensure ordinances that they were trying to impose on people who work in sexually oriented businesses. The city wanted the dancers to wear their licenses at all times, which included real name, address, etc. They were unimpressed with our arguments that they were giving stalkers all sorts of information. I talked with a lot of women about the men that fall in love in those clubs. I shouldn't be so surprised to meet one on-line. Hell, I already know Sidd.

Terrell Owens
 

What kind of model works as a cocktail waitiress at a strip club? "Ping! Pow! On the day shift, no less. Which one? I sense a GA outing in the works.

So Spanky went to a strip club during the day? Did he enjoy the buffet? Did he shave and cut off his mullet?

Terrell Owens
 

You have a mission.

Jerk-O-Meter
 

Maybe Spanky will have better luck with (any future) telephone calls (before the R/O) to the Serbian stripper if he gets him one of these:

Link to story

Terrell Owens
 

Why? Because cocktail waitresses in strip clubs are always sincere and never say whatever their sucke...er...customers want to hear in exchange for tips?

TM

Terrell Owens
 

No, I was making fun of Spanky because in a normal situation, going to her place of business is just crazy and stupid. But in this instance, shit, it's par for the course, and not that crazy or stupid. Caveat emptor Serbian Woman.

Terrell Owens
 

Where is Spanky anyway? I want to know if he called her again since she pleaded for him not to walk out of her life right now. Do you suppose he is at the strip club right now?

Terrell Owens
 

Why so cynical? Can't you just be happy for the Spankster?

Terrell Owens
 

Maybe there is a video surveillance camera type thing at this joint? With sound would be ideal. I so want to hear the ribbing she received after Spanky left yesterday. You know the strippers were giving her shit about it. I'd even allow the men of the FB to keep the video portion and I'd make due just with sound. Damn.

Tell us more. This literally gets better and better.

Terrell Owens
 

Heed the voice of experience.

Terrell Owens
 

I think Michael Caine shoudl play Spanky now. Don't you?

Terrell Owens
 

If you think that's great, I am consulting with a super secret partner to bring you an even better production, one full of intrigue, conflict, sex and hip music. Stay tuned.

Terrell Owens
 

Duh, 'cause Spanky didn't take his smoove advice.

Terrell Owens
 

It is actually just as crazy and stupid. Except that she'll probably get into the good graces of the strippers (who have all been through this numerous times, natch) as a result. On the plus side, she has likely had good training on how to keep the Spankster just interested enough to come back. She just needs him to stop with the ultimatums now.

And the trips to the jewelry store might help. Gifts with low intrinsic value? Not so much.

What is a ballon knot?
 

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What is a ballon knot?
 

Damn, woman. You trick us into googling shit like that without proper warning, soon it'll only be NFH who does your research.

Terrell Owens
 

Actually, I don't like strip clubs. That said, this one has good talent, but they only go topless on stage, not lap dances, so it is a cost-benefit analysis best left to those who do like strip clubs.

Terrell Owens
 

I disagree. Mainly because it makes for a funnier scene in my head. Hahahahaha, oh how I laugh!!!

Terrell Owens
 

He didn't meet her there. He met her at a birthday party thrown by a friend of mine who runs a modeling agency, and I believe she is only just getting into modeling. I have no idea how or where my friend "discovered" her.