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Replaced_Texan 06-20-2005 06:06 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's it. I have got to meet (meat) your sister. PM me her contact info.
Actually, she's the type that would think that I was being overly judgmental if I brought up the monkey thing as a negative. You may hit it off.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-20-2005 06:06 PM
Hi, I am back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This would have been better 6 minutes earlier. Not good, but better.
You're just mad because I bested you with Tom Cruise's best monologue ever.

TM

robustpuppy 06-20-2005 06:11 PM
Hi, I am back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're just mad because I bested you with Tom Cruise's best monologue ever.

TM
You make me feel so small.

bold_n_brazen 06-20-2005 06:13 PM
Hi, I am back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You make me feel so small.
You had me at hello.

Flinty_McFlint 06-20-2005 06:13 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Actually, she's the type that would think that I was being overly judgmental if I brought up the monkey thing as a negative. You may hit it off.
Feel free to comment negatively about me, my personal hygiene, looks, etc. if you think that will help. She sounds fun. There may be a platinum "little something" in it for you (and eventually, in you).

Sincerely,

Future scum ex-boyfriend of your sister

ltl/fb 06-20-2005 06:14 PM
We love the 80's
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
soft, spoiled, yet tough acting
I can see where that might bother you.

Replaced_Texan 06-20-2005 06:16 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Feel free to comment negatively about me, my personal hygiene, looks, etc. if you think that will help. She sounds fun. There may be a platinum "little something" in it for you (and eventually, in you).

Sincerely,

Future scum ex-boyfriend of your sister
Platinum? Woo hoo! I would have sold her for gold.

Pretty Little Flower 06-20-2005 06:16 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I am not one to enjoy, or do, housework. BUT, last weekend, I chainsawed a few trees in my backyard. If you haven't taken a chainsaw to anything, I highly recommend trying it. Its more strenuous than you think, and you'll immediately forget your hangover... Because anything less than complete concentration on the project will cause loss of limbs, severed femoral arteries, etc... I couldn't put the fucker down. Terrifically therapeautic.
This post totally gave me an erection.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-20-2005 06:16 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She's over there, feeding Apples to the Buck.
With Gooooooooulet?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=goulet+will+ferrell/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=14fjbd37t/EXP=1119392171/*-http%3A//us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/saturday_night_live_episode_photos/_group_photos/jay_z65.jpg[/IMG]

Pretty Little Flower 06-20-2005 06:17 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I cut down trees for a summer. Phenomenal work. Try getting in the tree (with a harness) and cutting...good times...
Oops, I just came in my pants with this one. Sticky.

Pretty Little Flower 06-20-2005 06:19 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was on a ladder for a while, but nothing like what you're talking about. I've seen that shit live. Some cats cut a "valley" into the forest below my folks' house. Crazy bastards were felling trees all over the goddamned place. It looked insanely dangerous, and they did the wholee thing perfectly - almost perfectly symmetrical on both "sides" of the valley, which baffled me. Their ability to measure perfectly and symmetrically from such distance, with no measuring instruments, was like somebody playing piano by ear.
I'm swimming in ejaculate.

ltl/fb 06-20-2005 06:19 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oops, I just came in my pants with this one. Sticky.
2 minutes.* Impressive. Meet me in the janitor's closet between 4th and 5th periods, k?

*I'm being generous and assuming the first post was just at the change to :16 after, and the second post just before the change to :18

bold_n_brazen 06-20-2005 06:20 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
This was the post that went too far. This visual will haunt my dreams. I will wake up screaming.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-20-2005 06:22 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
Just wait and see what the guac talk will do for your cock...

Pretty Little Flower 06-20-2005 06:22 PM
Hi, I am back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It sounds like he's just finishing the quote that I initiated. Although, maybe he's being ironic. That seems a little too PLFy* for him.

*gay
Dude, I'm totally not gay. Jesus, man, I come to chainsaw posts. It does not get any more hetero-manly than that.


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