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Announcing the crappiest airline in the history of air travel....
US Airways and America West will merge.

Be prepared to stand in longer lines and be harassed by ruder employees.

Hey Eagles Fans
 

Despite your annoying ass pissing in the genepool avatar, I think I love you. Except you left out a "then" before "your"

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Or ... this is a crazy idea ... you could fly another airline!

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Sometimes, and this is not often, but America West is the only non-stop to certain cities from certain cities. This is only reason I know how crappy and rude they are.

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Yes, if you want to go to PHX. you are screwed. I heard the retaurants there are all in strip malls.

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Maybe I'm just fortunate, but I fly USAirways all the time (PHL is a hub) and I find them to be no more crappy than any other airline.

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Generally 2, though I've observed that the fun of repeated bankruptcy introduces a certain pallor to their faces.

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I have never been harassed by an airline employee, but I have very often seen airline employees get harassed by people who think the person behind the desk can do anything other than fuck-all about theproblem, which is usually the fucking weather or a mechanical problem. Sometimes they can be brusque, but who can really blame them.

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Parent, sibling or spouse works for airline?

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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

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Right. I'd snap too if I were acosted by pasty thighed, sun-burned orcas from Iowa.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Back to the good ole days, greed
 

The last two weeks my phone has been ringing off the hook with job openings from headhunters (2 firms, 1 financial institution, and 1 vendor). Apparently my line of work in the legal field is a hot commodity. I just returned from a second interview for a position at one of the law firms. Good news is it would be $20-30,000 more than I am making now. Bad news is it's another law firm. I'm sick of the law firm gig and my dream job has me going in-house so I can call the law firm on Friday afternoon and tell them to work all weekend.

So, if I get an offer, do I take the money and run or hold out for possible interviews for the in-house position?

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Typically abuse service people for problems that aren't their fault?

(And no, but good work, Hank, that was the equivalent of NFH's asking someone if she has PMS in response to a snarky post.)

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Or Michigan.