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Originally posted by robustpuppy
An actor is in trouble when his onscreen kiss is even less sexy than one planted by Ed Begley, Jr.

Bring back Sports Night!

I was nonplussed by the fact that his chest hair seemed to clash with the stark whiteness of his flesh. Considering this guy looks quite a lot like my ex betrothed, it squicked me.

Shape Shifter

07-25-2005 06:31 PM

hi RT!!!

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
We all know what that means.

STP. Thurgreed doesn't drink coffee.

robustpuppy

07-25-2005 06:35 PM

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I was nonplussed by the fact that his chest hair seemed to clash with the stark whiteness of his flesh. Considering this guy looks quite a lot like my ex betrothed, it squicked me.

That reminds me that Austin Powers has been on a lot lately. Although I know his repulsiveness is part of the joke, I don't find it amusing. He's just repulsive.

paigowprincess

07-25-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That reminds me that Austin Powers has been on a lot lately. Although I know his repulsiveness is part of the joke, I don't find it amusing. He's just repulsive.

I love the "yeah baby " references at Claire's Office Space gig. Or I did until I went to a summer associate event and a coworker actually said Yeah Baby. Freaked my shit man.

Penske_Account

07-25-2005 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That reminds me that Austin Powers has been on a lot lately. Although I know his repulsiveness is part of the joke, I don't find it amusing. He's just repulsive.

Yes, but at least his draws people in.

Hank Chinaski

07-25-2005 07:51 PM

times change

In another sign of the changing social landscape and the march of the Bush agenda, a Mom got convicted for screwing her son's friends and doping them up.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...MPLATE=DEFAULT

Mom pleads guilty to hosting sex parties

GOLDEN, Colo. (AP) -- A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Shoot, in our HS Shape Shifter's mom got elected Homecoming queen. she earned it, but still.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-26-2005 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That reminds me that Austin Powers has been on a lot lately. Although I know his repulsiveness is part of the joke, I don't find it amusing. He's just repulsive.

Mike Myers = most overrated comedian ever. Austin Powers has some funny moments, but on the whole, its a shitass cutesy franchise. And somebody shoot Seth Green, please. Where did that jagoff get a career? I assume he's the nephew of some big producer, no?

BTW, "The Wedding Crashers" is really fucking funny. Not "Old School" funny, but close.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-26-2005 09:36 AM

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Mike Myers = most overrated comedian ever.

So I Married an Axe Murderer is NOT overrated.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-26-2005 09:43 AM

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So I Married an Axe Murderer is NOT overrated.

True. That is a great movie. And his Sprockets bit was hysterical. But Wayne's World and Austin never really worked for me.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-26-2005 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True. That is a great movie. And his Sprockets bit was hysterical. But Wayne's World and Austin never really worked for me.

The first Austin Powers really wasn't that terrible. You have to admit that it was different. We've just been bombarded by terrible Sequels.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't great by any stretch, but it was (but probably isn't anymore due to oversaturation) 1000x more watchable than Wayne's World.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-26-2005 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We've just been bombarded by terrible Sequels.
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Speak for yourself.

But the first Austin Powers was decent because it was (relatively) novel. It was dragged down immensely by the scatology of the two sequels.

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