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 Proof that there are no more good ideas left in the world The New Gilligan's Island  WB announces their new reality show, "Gilligan's Island." The show will take 7 average people and strand them on a tropical island. Cameras will document the "castaways" trying to make due with meager provisions salvaged from the S.S. Minnow. Aaron Spelling says that instead of being voted off the island, attempts to escape will be thwarted by some unforeseen calamity. Spelling promises plot twists such as Russian cosmonauts and robots. | 
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 The other contestants of the show are also chosen to reflect the still familiar sitcom characters, including the Professor (here, a New York University prof.) and the Skipper (a Massachusetts small business owner and, well, a skipper). The "real" Gilligan is a 20-year-old college guy who works at a marina, and, apparently, "has been preparing for this role his entire life because he is Gilligan." http://www1.gznet.com/alive/beauty/z...u/rachel/2.jpg | 
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 Slumlord Slave? LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A landlord went on trial Monday over accusations he demanded sex once a week from a woman who wanted to rent a house from him. "Let's put it on the table ... once a week sounds good," a man identified as John Koch tells the woman on the tape. The Justice Department has brought civil action against Koch for allegedly demanding sexual favors from women tenants -- many of them low-income and desperate to find housing -- in lieu of such things as rent and security deposits. http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/11/16/se....ap/index.html TM | 
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 Also, I will probably read Washingtonienne's book if the local library picks it up, but will not buy it. I wonder if Wal-Mart will sell a sanitized PG-13 version for proles who like titilation but not graphic depictions of slot C action. | 
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 But since you like it, I'll check it again. I told PLF I hated the Hives new disc some time ago. He properly deemed me an imbecile for thinking so and I gave it another spin and now consider it the best new record in years. | 
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 Hef didn't supersize, I'm sure McDonald's gals in Playboy display  Web site picks six 'hamburger honeys' to appear in its 'Women of McDonald's' pictorial. NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy.com debuted the "Women of McDonald's" feature Tuesday in which six employees from the fast-food king were chosen to pose nude for the online pictorial. http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/16/news..._storybody.jpg http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/16/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes _______________ I've been to many, many McDonalds and I've seen maybe a total of 3 cute girls. No hot ones. I guess that's why he could only find six. Thurgreed(God, I'm bored)Marshall | 
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 Disney to Pixar: F YOU The Hollywood Reporter is, ah, reporting that Disney is moving ahead with plans to create a Toy Story 3, without Pixar.  Under the existing deal between the two companies Disney holds the rights to sequels, and Disney has held off on making a sequel while the companies have negotiated a potential extension to the relationship. Asked by reporters if this means the likely end of the Disney/Pixar partnership, Eisner wordlessly walked across the room to a cardboard cutout of Steve Jobs and promptly urinated on it. | 
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