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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's the thing. A cancelled flight may or may not be their (as in the airline's) fault. But god help you if you tell me that the flight has been cancelled and my best option is to go home and wait for the next flight out, 5 hours later, because you don't fucking feel like getting me on a flight on another airline, you fat, lazy, rude, stupid, piece of shit. And when the woman next to you begrudgingly reveals that it is no problem to put me on another flight because I have just told you that I have a very important meeting I have to make, don't flash her a look that says "You are undermining my bullshit by helping this person out."

TM

Clearly, you haven't learned Flinty's strategem of melting the defenses of sclerotic service bureaucracies -- sobbing.

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Flinty_McFlint

05-19-2005 07:03 PM

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On second thought, I think it was a good decision for you not to drink coffee. The world is a much safer place for cabbies and ticket agents.

futbol fan

05-19-2005 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would put cabbies first, but then I drive more than I fly. And if you think airline employees are the rudest, you haven't eaten in many D.C. restaurants.

I love to jump in the cab in midtown, close the door firmly, lean foward to the little hatch in the greasy, smeared, bullet-proof partition and watch their faces when I say "going to Brooklyn." No, muthafucka, you're not off-duty.

notcasesensitive

05-19-2005 07:03 PM

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Did the resulting confrontation get you DQed from Amazing Race 8 (or is it 9 at this point?)?

Flinty_McFlint

05-19-2005 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Clearly, you haven't learned Flinty's strategem of melting the defenses of sclerotic service bureaucracies -- sobbing.

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And if that doesn't work, I show them the goods.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-19-2005 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did the resulting confrontation get you DQed from Amazing Race 8 (or is it 9 at this point?)?

No. The photo I submitted with my application for the 3rd season did that long ago.

TM

LessinSF

05-19-2005 07:06 PM

Boston's in the solar system, right?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Depends. Can you afford to buy a decent place or maintain your current mortgage at the in-house gig? If so, grab it. Boston is cheapish right?

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Flinty_McFlint

05-19-2005 07:07 PM

Boston's in the solar system, right?

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

What the fuck has gotten into you today? And did it hurt?

robustpuppy

05-19-2005 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I love to jump in the cab in midtown, close the door firmly, lean foward to the little hatch in the greasy, smeared, bullet-proof partition and watch their faces when I say "going to Brooklyn." No, muthafucka, you're not off-duty.

I hope they don't then pull out the 15 air fresheners they've got on reserve in the glove compartment and unwrap them, turn up the talk radio, talk loudly on the cellphone, and then accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake the whole way home.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-19-2005 07:11 PM

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They just raised the rates here citywide. All that means is that I'll tip less. Fuck them. Fuck all of them.

LessinSF

05-19-2005 07:12 PM

Boston's in the solar system, right?

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What the fuck has gotten into you today? And did it hurt?

I was going to keep it up until Paigs figured out the joke, but that is asking too much, so I guess I'll stop with the Dan Quayle references, and go back to my normal mastubatory excercises.

futbol fan

05-19-2005 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope they don't then pull out the 15 air fresheners they've got on reserve in the glove compartment and unwrap them, turn up the talk radio, talk loudly on the cellphone, and then accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake the whole way home.

There have been times I've prayed for even a single air-freshener. I've ridden with the windows open in February on the FDR doing 60 mph just to try to blow the stank out. You know the kind of B.O. that actually sticks to your clothes?

dtb	05-19-2005 07:13 PM

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When cabbies do that when I'm in their ride, I show them by vomiting all over their shoes.

robustpuppy

05-19-2005 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They just raised the rates here citywide. All that means is that I'll tip less. Fuck them. Fuck all of them.

That used to happen to me when they raised the price of the newspapers. You cheapo.

In DC they added a $1 fuel surcharge to every trip. That won't affect my tipping, what does affect my tipping is when the bastard tries to game the zone system and claim we crossed a zone a block before my destination. Fuck. you.

And what is with the fucking air fresheners? It does NOT cover up your body stink! (And Coltrane, while I'm on the subject, neither does your AXE.)

futbol fan

05-19-2005 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
When cabbies do that when I'm in their ride, I show them by vomiting all over their shoes.

They let you sit in front?

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