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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?

I'd move if I were you. Your ex is a serial killer in the making.

Shape Shifter

06-21-2005 12:06 PM

On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?

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Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-21-2005 12:06 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by Not Bob
How vulgar.

Oh, and go see "Cinderella Man." Great boxing movie.

I saw it. The boxing was good, but it kind of dragged a little, didn't you think?

sebastian_dangerfield

06-21-2005 12:07 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Interesting. I could kick your virginal ass though if you ever said shit like that to my face, bitch.

Amazing. Wikipedia lists the cock tease as extinct since Led Zeppelin III.

Shape Shifter

06-21-2005 12:07 PM

On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd move if I were you. Your ex is a serial killer in the making.

Takes one to know one. Saw up any more "trees" last night?

sebastian_dangerfield

06-21-2005 12:08 PM

On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.

Call them Phearts and sell them at the next Trey show.

Not Bob

06-21-2005 12:08 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I saw it. The boxing was good, but it kind of dragged a little, didn't you think?

A bit, I guess (it was a 2.5 hour movie), but I am a sucker for redemption movies.

ABBAKiss

06-21-2005 12:13 PM

What Would a Fashionista Do?

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It didn't do very well on appeal to the Seventh Circuit.

I missed this discussion but the author was not defending that comment -- he was saying that it happens.

ABBAKiss

06-21-2005 12:17 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
He was almost too hot though...

Bullshit.

Sidd Finch

06-21-2005 12:20 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is nothing impressive? I guess she did qualify it as "impressive for [her]."

He didn't get a fake emergency call and ditch her.

Sidd Finch

06-21-2005 12:22 PM

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He collects lunchboxes, and he carves wooden hearts?

Let me guess -- He dumped you because the relationship did not leave him enough time to play Dungeons & Dragons.

Replaced_Texan

06-21-2005 12:24 PM

Chainsaws

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How can anyone be too hot? That seems unpossible. I have never heard the following:

"So how'd it go? D'you have sex?"

"Well, no. We fucked around a bit, but I'm kinda concerned."

"Why?"

"Well, the thing is... she's too hot. I mean, she is REALLY fucking attractive. Smoking hot."

That conversation does not exist on the male side of reality, and I have never heard a chick say anything like that. I think you're nuts or full of shit.

Oh, and what DID you actually do? Suck, fuck, tickle, shackle, grab, dry hump, finger, nibble, bite, swallow... ante up.

Once or twice, I have wondered what the fuck some hot guy was doing with me, but the moment was fleeting and then I continued to take advantage of his lack of taste.

notcasesensitive

06-21-2005 12:40 PM

On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.

Or send them to me. I'm about 2 late-nights-working away from opening my stall of knick-knacks for sale on Venice beach. Just working on lining up my pot supplier for the back-of-the-stall transactions that are sure to keep the booth profitable.

[hyphens courtesy of ncs; I'm trying to get gwnc to have sex with me]

NotFromHere

06-21-2005 12:40 PM

On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Call them Phearts and sell them at the next Trey show.

Is that pronounced "farts" or "p-hearts?" Because if she said she was selling farts...well you know.

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