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Fugee 04-09-2009 12:52 PM
Re: caption, please
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386490)
"'Tummy Tub' Closest Thing to Life Back in the Womb"
Spoilsport.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-09-2009 12:53 PM
Re: caption, please
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 386488)
In an effort to save money, the Octomom prepares excess babies and bathwater.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop 04-09-2009 12:54 PM
Re: caption, please
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 386488)
As the economy continues to slide, many businesses find their inventory growing.

cheval de frise 04-09-2009 12:57 PM
We all live in a white plastic tub...a white plastic tub...a white plastic tub
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 386488)
Soap box derby, Fargo-style.

CDF

futbol fan 04-09-2009 12:59 PM
Re: Important Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386489)
You are a fascinating case study.
Easy there, Clarice.

LessinSF 04-09-2009 12:59 PM
Re: caption, please
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 386488)
Did rush Limbaugh visit the Octomom's house / buffet?

Pretty Little Flower 04-09-2009 01:02 PM
Re: caption, please
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 386488)

Try this one on for size!

"Seven tubs for seven bubs: How the latest in child pacifiers is buckets of fun"

Pretty Little Flower 04-09-2009 01:04 PM
Re: Important Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 386504)
Easy there, Clarice.
I think this is the first time I have seen or heard someone use the term "easy there" since the 80s. You become more intriguing (in a despicable sort of way) by the minute.

cheval de frise 04-09-2009 01:06 PM
Memo, please.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386507)
Try this one on for size!

"Seven tubs for seven bubs: How the latest in child pacifiers is buckets of fun"
No, no, no. Too perky. Try this:

"Water bucket treatment not 'torture,' says Justice Department."

CDF

cheval de frise 04-09-2009 01:11 PM
Casting Yorick. Need skull.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386508)
I think this is the first time I have seen or heard someone use the term "easy there" since the 80s. You become more intriguing (in a despicable sort of way) by the minute.
Through a glass, darkly.

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 04-09-2009 01:12 PM
Re: Memo, please.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 386509)
No, no, no. Too perky. Try this:

"Water bucket treatment not 'torture,' says Justice Department."

CDF
That's good. Topical and all that. But not really punny enough. How about:

"Kids' Pail Imitation.
SHARE a bath? You must think we’re goo-goo ga-ga! Seven water babies relax in their own special tubs — designed to imitate the feeling of being back in the womb."

Gattigap 04-09-2009 01:16 PM
Re: Memo, please.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386512)
That's good. Topical and all that. But not really punny enough. How about:

"Kids' Pail Imitation.
SHARE a bath? You must think we’re goo-goo ga-ga! Seven water babies relax in their own special tubs — designed to imitate the feeling of being back in the womb."
Sounds like in addition to this law thing, you spend your spare time writing the teasers used on Good Morning, Minneapolis! Our regard for you grows daily.

Fugee 04-09-2009 01:17 PM
Re: Memo, please.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386512)
That's good. Topical and all that. But not really punny enough. How about:

"Kids' Pail Imitation.
SHARE a bath? You must think we’re goo-goo ga-ga! Seven water babies relax in their own special tubs — designed to imitate the feeling of being back in the womb."
Sigh. I remember when PLF didn't phone it in.

cheval de frise 04-09-2009 01:22 PM
Mocha chai quad latte -- you can't have just one.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386512)
That's good. Topical and all that. But not really punny enough. How about:

"Kids' Pail Imitation.
SHARE a bath? You must think we’re goo-goo ga-ga! Seven water babies relax in their own special tubs — designed to imitate the feeling of being back in the womb."
This is the sort of thing that makes people offer to keep you warm and quiet while they call an ambulance.

CDF

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-09-2009 01:26 PM
"In the butt, Bob"
 
By age 12, 6.5% of U.S. students have engaged in anal sex:

http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2009/...7681239254158/


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