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notcasesensitive 06-21-2005 12:42 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is that pronounced "farts" or "p-hearts?" Because if she said she was selling farts...well you know.
I'm sorry, that's incorrect. But we have some lovely parting whiffs for you.

NotFromHere 06-21-2005 12:42 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or send them to me. I'm about 2 late-nights-working away from opening my stall of knick-knacks for sale on Venice beach. Just working on lining up my pot supplier for the back-of-the-stall transactions that are sure to keep the booth profitable.

[hyphens courtesy of ncs; I'm trying to get gwnc to have sex with me]
Bad news

NotFromHere 06-21-2005 12:46 PM
Torn
 
Heiress PARIS HILTON is wearing two engagement rings, because she can't choose between the two diamond bands her fiance PARIS LATSIS offered her.

The Greek shipping heir gave Hilton a choice between two pricey rings from celebrity jewellers HARRY WINSTON and TIFFANY.

One has a 24 carat canary yellow stone, the other a 15 carat white diamond. Both are worth $2.1 million (GBP1.1 million) and $4.2 million (GBP2.2 million).



http://froogle.google.com/froogle_im...7&dhm=6cbba83d

str8outavannuys 06-21-2005 12:57 PM
Kudos
 
The board is en fuego this morning. Thanks for making me spit up sugar-free red bull all over the keyboard. Special props go to RT and PLF.

Ah well, now that the funnies are done, it's back to sudoku and Hollywood Reporter. Might even do some work this morning.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-21-2005 01:00 PM
Kudos
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Special props go to ... PLF.
It was the Mayor of Whiffville comment, wasn't it.

notcasesensitive 06-21-2005 01:00 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
On another note, lunchbox collector's friends have taken to sending me the "I'm going to miss you...heard at the party" messages...do you think they're trying to go for sloppy seconds?
I would assume that they were being nice people, but then I am not as vain as you portray yourself to be on the board.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-21-2005 01:03 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[hyphens courtesy of ncs; I'm trying to get gwnc to have sex with me]
done and done.*


*not really done, but invitation extended and all that.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-21-2005 01:04 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
He collects lunchboxes, and he carves wooden hearts?

Let me guess -- He dumped you because the relationship did not leave him enough time to play Dungeons & Dragons.
But the strip poker with Magik Cards was hot.

"Two Elfen Princesses beat an apprentic White Wizard. Take off you broach."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-21-2005 01:05 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I would assume that they were being nice people, but then I am not as vain as you portray yourself to be on the board.
Don't sell yourself short. You're tremendously vain.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-21-2005 01:05 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
He collects lunchboxes, and he carves wooden hearts?

Let me guess -- He dumped you because the relationship did not leave him enough time to play Dungeons & Dragons.
But the strip poker with Magic Cards was hot.

"Two Elfen Princesses beat an apprentice White Wizard. Take off you broach."

notcasesensitive 06-21-2005 01:11 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't sell yourself short. You're tremendously vain.
Thank you for noticing. I'm as surprised as you are that someone could strip me of the Miss Vain FB title without appearing to make any effort at all.

Shape Shifter 06-21-2005 01:12 PM
Chainsaws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thank you for noticing. I'm as surprised as you are that someone could strip me of the Miss Vain FB title without appearing to make any effort at all.
But the strip poker with Magic Cards was hot.

"Two Elfen Princesses beat an apprentice White Wizard. Take off you broach."

dtb 06-21-2005 01:14 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[hyphens courtesy of ncs; I'm trying to get gwnc to have sex with me]
What?!?

You cut me, ncs. You cut me real deep.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-21-2005 01:15 PM
On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?
You can give them to abba, since I'm sure he carved, "I love your spirit" on most of them.

TM

dtb 06-21-2005 01:16 PM
Kudos
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It was the Mayor of Whiffville comment, wasn't it.

That list (much like you) kicked some serious ass.

I was sort of hoping for a Chairman Whiff, though.


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