What is a ballon knot?
 

Thanks for the spree. How disgusting. btw, I did not see any mention of chocolate starfish.

And the purpose of my post was to see whether our "newest member" would go to the troulbe of making a new sock without the typo,.. I am a Newest Member timmy.

I just got an email that my best friend is interviewing out here. YAY.

Terrell Owens
 

You'd better be serious about this. I'd hate to think I pissed my pants laughing for nothing.

Terrell Owens
 

I have been thinking about all the wise posts yesterday. I have now been to the jewelry store, where I got a beautiful nut necklace:

http://www.chriswilsonstudios.com/cr...ss/ambrman.jpg

I would like to come by your place of work tomorrow and give this to you. But, if you want me out of your life forever, all you have to do is say so.

Acorns to you!

Terrell Owens
 

25 is over-the-hill for just getting into modeling. Actually, it depends on what exactly she is modeling.

Night Stalker
 

Back in the old days, I worked in retail. You would be surprised (maybe not) at the number of people who will call you at home (before I could afford an unlisted number). I asked management if I could order business cards without my last name on them. They said yes, at first. Then other people from other departments found and the requests increased to the point where they said no. I also refused to wear my name tag because it had my last name on it. I got written up so many times for not wearing my name tag. And then, a woman in cosmetics was being harassed by a particularly aggressive customer who would come into her department all the time and hit on her. Even though she was married. But she was hot and got hit on all the time. She also asked for a first-name only badge after the guy started calling her at home. Even when her husband would answer. He followed her out to her car in the parking lot one night and scared the hell out of her. Then management finally said OK to the first-name only thing on name tags and business cards. And escorts out to the parking lot.

I can't imagine what a stripper would go through.

Terrell Owens
 

She works with a "modeling agency" run by Less's friend. What do you think?

Terrell Owens
 

This is a great story. Less has a friend who owns a modeling agencey? I owuld like to know where Less "discovered" him? So Less and Spanky, a couple of fortyish bachelors are hanging out at parties thrown by a guy who owns a modeling agency that recruits over the hill immigrants who work at strip joints ( if I learned anything from AMerica's Next Top Model, its that 25 is too old to start out as a model- poor Britta).

Maybe the Serbian Woman plead with Spanky not to walk out of her life forever right then bc she did not want him to tell Model Agency Man that she was a bitch and difficult to work with? Or conversely, maybe she wants Spanky to give her props so she can get more lingerie gigs or something?

This Serbian Woman,. She is very crafty. Craftier than the Spanker to be sure. Has she learned the lesson of Britta? I have some concern this industry might chew her up and spit her out if she doesnt maintain her craftiness.

What is a ballon knot?
 

Perhaps it is the french spelling of balloon. Which is ballon. Right Penske?

Terrell Owens
 

I don't know why I try to assist you with your reading comprehension skills, but it is a woman who manages a modeling agency.

Terrell Owens
 

I think that if this "law" thing doesn't pan out, there's a whole world of new and exciting things to do out there!

Terrell Owens
 

Poor poor squirell. It is not a valid stop-by if you warn the person first that you will be coming. Learn some tricks from the Spankster for God's sake. He dates crazy Vogue models. He knows that of which he speaks.

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

It could be worse, it could be "Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

Will the Eggshell Plaintiff be skating in Air Canada Centre?
 

I heard he gained 50 pounds.

Terrell Owens
 

I find your use of the word "warn" (as opposed to, say, "tell") interesting.

Terrell Owens
 

Nuts!

ACL questions
 

I said "him", not me.

SF Happenings
 

1) I guess I should have gone to that party

2) Did you end up hanging out in those seats reserved for the handicapped at the Fillmore last night?

What is a ballon knot?
 

I thought starfish was more descriptive. Was that a sebbyism?

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

God I hate that song. Hate. Hate. Hate. She went all to hell (in my opinion) when she left her ex and the band. Not that I ever really liked her, but now she gets the venom.

What is a ballon knot?
 

Merde!!! STP!!!

Mon Dieu, Woman.

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

I dug No Doubt and would have licked her balloon knot in a second. But that song is the worst piece of recorded music of all time.

Terrell Owens
 

It really boils down to how the others were "his girl friends."it's all just definitions now.

Terrell Owens
 

Wil Farrell

This is my shit
 

The entire disc sucks. And what's with the bad Fiddler on the Roof remix? That's just wrong. And what does this even mean?

Uh huh, this is my shit (this is just shit)
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

Who knew that after Hey Mickey, that anyone would do another cheerleader song?

What is a ballon knot?
 

Deux.

This is my shit
 

It turns out that I have not heard this Hollaback Girl song, but based on the Fiddler on the Roof one (possibly the worst song I have ever heard and it would burn dtb's ear to hear how she changed the grammatically correct FotR version to be not grammatically correct) and that Whatcha Waiting For song, I'll take you word for the suckocity of that album.

This is my shit
 

I have heard this song, and it is an abomination.

yet another reason to hate that bitch, Gwen Stefani.

This is my shit
 

We have a deal in my house - the driver of the car gets to pick the tunes in the car. Turns out that we specifically pick crap the other one doesn't want to hear. I am forced to listen to such crap as Gwen Stephani, JLo and Christina Aguilera while I force him to listen to Nelly, Godsmack and the Cult.

This is my shit
 

Don't hate the playa.

Although the song would be much better if it had a chorus of B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y

Boo!

This is my shit
 

Arranged marriage?

This is my shit
 

I thought she was discussing the FotR one. If I Was A Rich Girl.

This is my shit
 

Once again, the Pretty Lady has it right.

This is my shit
 

Your johns listen to crappy music.

Ever your friend,

Flinty

This is my shit
 

Is that Rosie's tune from "Fiddler on the Roof"?

[All day long I veedy veedy vum]

Boo!

This is my shit
 

Sometimes when I was giving you shit I'd have fears that I'd meet your husband and he'd kick my ass. now I'm confident I'd be okay.

Grizzly guy movie
 

is finally coming out, but only in LA and NYC. Why are all the good aminal flicks only in those two cities? Anyway, here is a great review of it. I am still haunted by the Vanity Fair story I read on this a little over a year ago. The mauling was caught on tape and they icnluded the transcript,

http://movies2.nytimes.com/2005/08/1...es/12griz.html

Terrell Owens
 

What is the difference between something literally getting better and better and something figuratively getting better and better?

Terrell Owens
 

http://www.twfhawaii.com/products/images/shiso100.gif

http://www.sushifoods.com/Merchant2/...01/IobahLg.jpg

Adaptation
 

This is not a watch-half-heartedly-while-revising-documents sort of movie, is it? My Tivo is letting me down here.

Adaptation
 

It sounded like a good movie, but it was crap.

eta - Rotten tomatoes liked it.