LawTalkers - Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother constantly reminds me that I tried to kill him when he was six weeks old. Apparently, I wasn't too thrilled with the whole baby brother idea (I was 20 months) and I tried to take him out with a toothpick. I only got his eye. My mom said she heard a blood curdling scream from the baby and there was blood everywhere. Fortunately, my dad has four first cousins who are ophthalmologists, so the baby was immediately taken care of and his vision is better than mine. I don't think I was left alone with the baby very much after that.

Were you a cat in a previous life?

ThurgreedMarshall

12-17-2003 07:09 PM

robotron

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wimp. Fight like a robot.

TM

Almost forgot Burger Time:

http://www.phijvmi.com/data/jeux/fic...ger/capt04.gif

TM

robustpuppy

12-17-2003 07:10 PM

Temporarily, indeed

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sorry. Your sarcasm has temporarily chilled my ardor for you. And it's not my fault you failed the bar first time out, so don't go taking it out on me, my little pretty.

Very funny, tiger. See you at the Mensa meeting? I'll be wearing those boots.

str8outavannuys

12-17-2003 07:19 PM

Ho Ho Hum.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister once wore her "If you wanna fuck call (number that I'm not remembering)" tee-shirt one Christmas morning.

This reminds me, my shirt "if you were born on or before today's date in 1986 . . . let's go back to my place" goes on sale January 1.

notcasesensitive

12-17-2003 07:24 PM

games, games, games

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Games that ate my quarters on the regular:
(To name a few.)

TM

Anyone remember the name of the videogame (first generation, I'm sure) that had an alien (with a giant bulbous head, natch) that said "So, a creature for my amusement. Prepare for Battle!" at the beginning of the game? I remember the lines, but not the game (despite my great memory training in days of yore).

ltl/fb

12-17-2003 07:28 PM

Ho Ho Hum.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
never heard of skullfucking, have you?

I don't know how that would work for a female . . . I can see where less gets off using one of the eyesockets, but what would I use? A nose doesn't seem sufficient.

evenodds

12-17-2003 07:30 PM

Angels

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Well, it was a line from "Angels in America," which, BTW, I am shocked there has been no discussion of. It cracked me u at the time, but I'm getting bored with it. I'll be updating shortly.

I really enjoyed it. I was not in on the discussion when it premiered, since I had not yet seen it.

It was really well done . . . the acting was exquisite.

It was very painful to watch at times because it reminded me of the bad old days of the disease. We lost most of our family friends and my beloved nanny early.

Basically, the play was a brilliant piece of art and the movie translated it beautifully.

Atticus Grinch

12-17-2003 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Best later generation games, a tie between Smash TV ("Total Carnage") and Rampage (the gorilla, the monkey and the lizard destroying Wisconsin and Illinois.

Rampage was a really cool idea, but boring as shit in reality. Did I miss some secret level on which you did something other than punch immovable objects?

A.P.B. rocked. I'm getting misty with nostalgia. I don't think the best part was that you beat the shit out of perps to get them to confess on the "confess-o-meter" before the Commish nailed you for brutality. Oh, no. I think the best part was that you were allowed to crash into other cars, as long as you had your siren on.

http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/.../A/wA.P.B..png

I liked that you could get an extra life on "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" by whipping the heroine with your bullwhip, but everything else about that game sucked ass.

Confidential to TM: Zaxxon was way cool, but Elevator Action looks like a disappointment, given the name. Give me Leisure Suit Larry anyday. Or rather, give me the skanks be obviously banged off-camera.

notcasesensitive

12-17-2003 07:37 PM

games, games, games

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone remember the name of the videogame (first generation, I'm sure) that had an alien (with a giant bulbous head, natch) that said "So, a creature for my amusement. Prepare for Battle!" at the beginning of the game? I remember the lines, but not the game (despite my great memory training in days of yore).

This was it (thanks Google!):

http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/...Space_Fury.jpg

from Sega, 1981 apparently

Gattigap

12-17-2003 07:39 PM

Temporarily, indeed

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Very funny, tiger. See you at the Mensa meeting? I'll be wearing those boots.

Darlin', you're confusing the subject of your flirtation again.

Remember, Wonk is the round-countenanced tax lawyer who resembles a blue button. I'm the one with the fur, tail, martini, and killer sound system.

And leave the boots. You know they get in the way.

SlaveNoMore

12-17-2003 07:40 PM

Punch Out

May I introduce, Bald Bull, Piston Hurricane, Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and.....
http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/...unch-Out!!.png

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

12-17-2003 07:45 PM

Great old video games

I wholeheartedly agree on Elevator Action, Defender, Zaxxon, Dig Dug, Burgertime and Rampage.

I would also add:

Galaga

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/galaga.gif

Phoenix

http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/space/phoenix.jpg

Gorf

http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/space/gorf.jpg

Wizard of Wor

http://www.alteeve.com/~lance/bally/Wiz3.jpg

and Berzerk

http://www.classicgaming.com/2600ce/...k/berzerk2.jpg

*Robotic Voice* "Space Ca-det"

NotFromHere

12-17-2003 07:47 PM

Frogger

What? No frogger?
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...em/frogger.jpg

Flinty_McFlint

12-17-2003 08:03 PM

Games of my wasted youth..

I have a few more to add to the list:

Sinistar:

edited to remove huge ass picture

Battlezone:

http://www.driko.org/smallpics/battlezone.jpg

My all-time favorite laserdisk game, Cliffhanger:

http://www.dragons-lair-project.com/...arge/ch_03.jpg

Devastators was a fun two player game too:

http://www.vsa-ag.ch/pictures/PCB_st...evastators.jpg

And last, but not least, Heavy Barrel:

http://www.larwe.com/coinop/img/hb_level1.jpg

Dave	12-17-2003 08:41 PM

Classic Video Games

Speaking of classic video games, I think some of the chain stores have been advertising what looks like the rebirth of the old Atari 2600 with a bunch of the original games, except there's not much more to it than the joystick, and the price (including however many games are bundles with it) is like $20.

Anyone seen these, or am I hallucinating again?

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