LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well then post something other than travel stuff... I don't know... perhaps something about your wife's asshole.

How about I post about YOUR wife's asshole.

(very clean and tight, suggesting either 1) never been penetrated or 2) penetrator has a small dick)

sebastian_dangerfield

05-20-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How about I post about YOUR wife's asshole.

(very clean and tight, suggesting either 1) never been penetrated or 2) penetrator has a small dick)

Although incorrect (except for the cleaniliess and tighness bit), it beats "densely forested, cavernous, with growth and lushness similar to a mythical Tolkein forest." Your wife is 'catcherinthebrowneye' on swingnet.com, right?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-20-2005 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. Nobody puts a Gulfstream in air at $10k an hour for any associate, anywhere. And I don't care how good your blow jobs might be, they ain't $10k and explaining-travel-bills-to-the-board good.

(1) I was joking after the first class and clubs exchange above. Dudes, don' t worry, no matter how pretentious you are, there's always someone with a bigger stick up their ass.

(2) There are nice private planes for between $100,000 and $500,000, and plenty of folks own company's outright and don't worry too much about boards.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-20-2005 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Although incorrect (except for the cleaniliess and tighness bit), it beats "densely forested, cavernous, with growth and lushness similar to a mythical Tolkein forest." Your wife is 'catcherinthebrowneye' on swingnet.com, right?

I don't even know what the fuck that last sentence means, but I get a vague feeling I should be scared that you do.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-20-2005 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
BR(incidentally, I understand that, for some in the travel and tourism industries, "New Yorker" is code for a rude customer because of the high correlation)C

I don't think this is limited to the travel industry.

But what would you rather be called, a Texan?

sebastian_dangerfield

05-20-2005 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I don't even know what the fuck that last sentence means, but I get a vague feeling I should be scared that you do.

You don't? That's not you in the crotchless SS uniform? Fuck, here I was, ready to PM you a compliment about that reach around move.

Replaced_Texan

05-20-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I don't think this is limited to the travel industry.

But what would you rather be called, a Texan?

Most Texans are very nice, friendly people. Obnoxious, but nice.

I can't remember ever being rude, on purpose or otherwise, to any service industry person. I'm probably, if truth be known, overly accommodating.

Hank Chinaski

05-20-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
(1) I was joking after the first class and clubs exchange above. Dudes, don' t worry, no matter how pretentious you are, there's always someone with a bigger stick up their ass.

You have kids, right? Travel with kids w/o club membership you pay $20 for snacks/pop and try and crowd into some space near your gate. In a club you pay 0$ and have an entire area to yourself. Clubs are a minimum if you travel much and certainly if you travel with kids.

I suppose it could depend on what airports you go to frequently, and if they have clubs, and if your home airport is a hub, but geez the clubs aren't that much.

Replaced_Texan

05-20-2005 12:03 PM

Stupid efforts at crime control

I guess Eminem get out the vote videos won't be encouraged in the UK.

Britons Ban "Hoodies" In Latest Effort To Curb Street Violence

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Although gun crime here pales when compared with the United States, binge-drinking, street brawls, vandalism, muggings, and general menace are seen to be terrorizing the public.

The United Kingdom is the most-monitored nation in the world, with more than 4 million closed-circuit television cameras operating around the country. But culprits frequently evade Big Brother’s watchful eye by concealing their identities with the ubiquitous head wear.

And binge drinking is a crime? In the UK? I don't remember ever drinking more than when I lived in the UK.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

05-20-2005 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You don't? That's not you in the crotchless SS uniform? Fuck, here I was, ready to PM you a compliment about that reach around move.

Oh, I'm sure your reaction at the time was compliment enough.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-20-2005 12:06 PM

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Oh, I'm sure your reaction at the time was compliment enough.

MR's wife is an online habit; Hank's wife is the IRL gig.

Replaced_Texan

05-20-2005 12:09 PM

episode III

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ok, I'm going to put spoiler space, in case I fuck up the spoiler text, so if you haven't seen the movie, scroll over this fast, but I have a burning question:

When Obi-wan alters the coded signal to warn the other Jedi to stay away, who is he referring to? I thought that Yoda and Obi-wan are the only two remaining Jedi at that point. Who am I missing?

I got the impression that it was a "just in case" thing. Since he and Yoda got lured in by the "come home" signal, I guess he figured that he'd nip that particular trap in the bud. There were a lot of Jedi out of the office at the time, and I guess they were holding out hope that some of them managed to get away when the clones turned on them.

Bad_Rich_Chic

05-20-2005 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I don't think this is limited to the travel industry.

But what would you rather be called, a Texan?

In some areas of the country, "Texan" is code for "loud hick with money and no taste."

However, unlike New Yorkers, the Texans often have the last laugh because everyone underestimates them. So, I guess, yeah, from a strategic point of view, I'd rather be thought a Texan. But it's not likely because I haven't the accent and wear too much black.

Incidentally, my vain little superficial, wanna-be fashionista heart was elated yesterday when, wandering back from a late lunch, I passed Isaac Mizrahi going the other way and he gave me a double-take once-over and a nod of approval. What he was doing in the financial district is beyone me, but nevermind. Best celeb-sighting I've had in a while; I haven't gotten out much of late. He's really cute in person.

Hank Chinaski

05-20-2005 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hank's wife is the IRL gig.

you know not to kiss her, right?

ThurgreedMarshall

05-20-2005 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Francis was naturally thinking of his own preferred method of payment.

I quit dropping your wife off to work long ago.

TM